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Old 05-08-2012, 04:51 AM
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Default whos gunna see men in black 3?

im gunna see it first day, kind weird it took them almost 10 years to make a sequel.
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Old 05-08-2012, 06:12 AM
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I bet its going to be crap, but Ill watch it anyway.
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Old 05-08-2012, 08:07 AM
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fuck that shit, the first movie came out when i was 8 and it took them 14 motherfuckin' years to come out with just two more of those movies? motherfuckers making those movies are fuckin' lazy
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Old 05-08-2012, 09:34 AM
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Is this forreal? Is Tommy Lee Jones in it? Is he still even alive? Holy SHIT though, MiB! It's back!? But Tommy Lee Jones... dude was fucking old last time I saw him in anything and that was a while ago. He was my favorite part of MiB too. Is this going to be shot as "MiB meets Weekend at Bernie's" or will they just CG him into the role of the character he played?

Or wait... did they kill him off already? In the last movie? Because Kay was easily my favorite cha-

What's that, IMDB? Tommy Lee Jones is still alive and he's in MiB3? In that case yes. I will be seeing this movie... from the comfort of where I'm sitting right now, at home. I have a feeling Will Smith is passed his prime and looking to cash in on any blockbuster property he can get a sequel to. Tommy Lee Jones is definitely just doing this for shits and gigs [and the money]. Assuming it's got a solid... or even semi-solid writer... I'll probably go see it in theaters too. The liquid puddles of shit who were responsible for MiB2 better have nothing to do with this one though.

I loved MiB growing up. It's probably one of my favorite all time movies. It even got a cartoon deal. There was an MiB cartoon right? Yeah. I think. I'm pretty sure it wasn't a fever dream but cartoons back then were weird. So maybe a fever dream. Can't rule it out. If it was real I can't remember shit about it other than "it existed" and me enjoying it.

MiB 2 was a pretty shitty movie though. In my opinion. I was young enough that I didn't hate it the first time I saw it after it had recently come out, but looking back... fuck. Shit sucked more cocks than all your mom's combined. Which is to say it sucked a lot of cock. Just... too much dick. Dick's everywhere.

You know what other awesome sci-fi movie got a cartoon series based on it (a surprisingly awesome one IIRC; check it out) and a pretty shitty sequel? Starship Troopers. The first one rocked. Starship Troopers 2 was as shitty of a sequel as MiB2 was, and the third Starship Troopers was also pretty dismal. Best case scenario I imagine is MiB3 sucking just as much as MiB2 did. Worst case scenario it'll suck as bad as Starship Troopers 3.

Granted Starship Troopers' sequels were all straight to DVD (I think)... but MiB2 was like a straight to DVD sequel at least in terms of how incredibly "meh" it was. It had a silver screen budget for special effects and casting, sure. I'm guessing the director did too much coke or something though, which lead to one of his coked out whores being left in charge of the screenplay. It had none of the... atmosphere or charm that the first movie had. It was building off a successful movie and starred the Fresh Prince of motherfucking Bel-Air at a time when that meant something to the general public and it sucked regardless. Now both of the lead actors are out of the limelight and old enough to be worrying about adult diapers and cancer.

So yeah... I'm not very hopeful about MiB3. Obviously.

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MiB 3? Whocares.

Die Hard 5? Thats gonna be must see...hopefully they un-fuck the damage DH4 did and restore John McClane to action movie deity.
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MiB 3? Whocares.

Die Hard 5? Thats gonna be must see...hopefully they un-fuck the damage DH4 did and restore John McClane to action movie deity.
They better not censor his catch phrase again. I was horrified to hear it censored with a gun shot. I do like the title of the new one though
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uh yes tommy lee jones is a fucking bro.
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Damn that dude has to be 75. I'll watch it sometime
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Without a doubt. I still watch the first two quite a bit.



Rip Torn better be in it as well.
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^Yeah, Rip Torn is da man.

If it's better than the second, I'll be happy.
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Well the ball is in their court, they could totally fuck this up and have that wisecracking talking bulldog reappear or they could actually try doing something original for once.

I bet they're gonna fuck this up.
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Default Re: whos gunna see men in black 3?

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MiB 3? Whocares.

Die Hard 5? Thats gonna be must see...hopefully they un-fuck the damage DH4 did and restore John McClane to action movie deity.
didnt ask for any negative comments, take your negativaty somewere else, i personally think MiB 3 will be good
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definitely a first day watch for me
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