How did you first meet your love of your life?

[THE BULK HULK]

How, why, when and where did you first meet your love of your life?

We met inside the uterus of our mother. We were born twins, always were friends since childhood, we didn't liked nobody at school, because well, they looked like strangers to us. When you are twins everybody looks like strangers to you both. We spent many years just studying at school without having real friends of opposite sex. Only same sex friends.

One summer night we were sleeping toghether in bed, and my sister was naked as usual, so when I tried to hug her she asked if I ever thought to be toghether as a couple, I was thinkingh about the same thing. We agreed and got sexually excited, lost our virginity and still living toghether. Anyway we are both really attractive, that's why it happened.

[WAN]

inb4 locking of a 1.5/10 thread that could have used some murder/suicide

[Asheville]

I met the love of my life when I took the blue pill.

[Piles of Crack]

Originally Posted by THE BULK HULK

Anyway we are both really attractive.

I got caught up in the story and read that as "rectally active"

[WAN]

Originally Posted by Asheville

I met the love of my life when I took the blue pill.

huh? not sure if this is in reference to viagra or the movie Matrix

anyway trying to redeem OP's thread:

I met the LURVE of my life, aka panzer, on totse, on April 27th, 2008. we first talked in msn, then i moved to Ontario to meet him. Then, either jews or mossad or CSIS, don't really know who, harassed and persecuted me IN REAL LIFE, causing me to be certified as a mental patient, which in turn resulted in my having to remain in bc for two years (and counting), so we are currently separated from each other. BUT! things appear to be looking up for me, as I am de-certified and about to move out (in fact, today). I will see my psychiatrist next month, and that is when i will inform him of my intent to relocate to Ont. hopefully he will not try to pull anything funny to stop me from going..

[sepht]

We met on a degenerate internet forum where the front page consisted of creepy flash movies made by demented kids. It's still around after all these years. I guess the Dave Teatro has a sentimental connection to it enough to pay the hosting bills.

http://thefriendsociety.com/

He ran away from home with me in a little red ford escort much to the anger and dismay of his over protective mother. His divorced father shook my hand as if he was glad I was there to take him away from the oppressive police state that was Virginia.

We spent a short two years together learning how to be gay furries amongst the fruity generous fandom who was willing to help us get on our feet. Things were going well until my ex realized there were guys who were 100x better than my crazy Schizo ass. Near the end my mental problems got worse and worse to a point where I had to break up with him for both of our sake. He still loved me a lot but I'm just no good for him and it would be better for him to find a guy who isn't bat shit crazy.

I still think of him every day... wherever he is.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

christansingles.com

[ratfrink]

Down the pub, like a normal person.

Fucking basement-dwellers.

[Leshrac]

Acting class I was invited to in the south of France just for the holidays.

Turns out it was in a castle and the group consisted of 32 females and... 2 males

Walt-disney-like ^^ Kissing the girl on the balcony of a castle during sunset

Was 18 btw ^^

[psychomanthis]

Wincest!

[ArmsMerchant]

About 25 years ago, when I was a fledgling shaman and very active in the pagan community (did seminars at pagan gatherings, stuff like that), I answered an ad for a psychic reading, which had appeared in an obscure pagan 'zine. I was most impressed with the reading, and we started to correspond.

She send me her unlisted number, I called and when I heard her voice, I got this psychic shiver and thought "Oh my god, I'm gonna marry this woman."

We were married about two years later, on Halloween.

Turned out, I was the only person who responded to her ad.
(cue spooky music)

[THE BULK HULK]

Originally Posted by psychomanthis

Wincest!

Derived from "win" and "incest".

As opposed to more common forms of incest where abuse is common, wincest must include both sibling and romantic love as well as mutually consensual sex.

As a result, wincest is almost exclusively between brother and sister, and not between parents and children. A related term, twincest, requires that the siblings be born as twins.

Not all incest is wincest, and not all wincest is twincest.

Wincest is win, but twincest is twice the win.

[WAN]

Originally Posted by ratfrink

Down the pub, like a normal person.

Fucking basement-dwellers.

with one post you managed to insult 7 people. all in one fell swoop

you ought to be proud

[Leshrac]

Originally Posted by WAN

with one post you managed to insult 7 people. all in one fell swoop

you ought to be proud

Well...

If I take his post to the letter it means "oh yeah, I'm too dull to have any romantic experience worth sharing; I met my first girl while we were both in a drunken stupor ! This was so amazing !".

Insulting ? You bet... To who... Hmmm... ?

[WAN]

Originally Posted by Leshrac

Well...

If I take his post to the letter it means "oh yeah, I'm too dull to have any romantic experience worth sharing; I met my first girl while we were both in a drunken stupor ! This was so amazing !".

Insulting ? You bet... To who... Hmmm... ?

lol? you meant to say that Ratfrink insulted himself? I think you could be right!! meeting in people in pubs does seem a bit, low-brow, i guess?

that being said, he still did indiscriminately insult all the people above him, of which i am one. therefore, i took issue with this post of his. Meeting people online is not "abnormal", nor "loserly", nor nerdy like he was probably implying. There are quite a few very intelligent, creative, and special people on the interwebs. More than most people realize anyway.

[arleybob]

At work. She watched me for a year before working up the nerve to talk to me.

Now we live together and it's great

[ArmsMerchant]

Originally Posted by Asheville

I met the love of my life when I took the blue pill.

Aleve?

[ZappaFan]

I rememer when I met my true love. I found here in Barn number 2, stall 13.

[Marty McFly]

When I was 16, in year 11 English class, during a debate about the legalization of weed. I was a hardcore christian fag and was arguing that drug dealers should get life in jail. She was arguing the other side, that it should be decriminalized. We got together when I was 18 and dated till I was 23. Funnily enough, 2 1/2 years after we had that debate, I'd started using heroin. yay for weak morals.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

i met her on The Titanic, dumb bitch lemme draw her naked and she already had a fiance lol whore

[psychomanthis]

Originally Posted by THE BULK HULK

Derived from "win" and "incest".

As opposed to more common forms of incest where abuse is common, wincest must include both sibling and romantic love as well as mutually consensual sex.

As a result, wincest is almost exclusively between brother and sister, and not between parents and children. A related term, twincest, requires that the siblings be born as twins.

Not all incest is wincest, and not all wincest is twincest.

Wincest is win, but twincest is twice the win.

Well said good sir It would have been hotter if the both of you were girls though.

[BitterConflict]

Haven't met her yet.

I felt like I did, but why would they leave me? Oh well, life goes on.

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

I bought it for $60/8th & $5/100mg.