Team Fortress 2: Mann Vs Machine is going live!

[The Pat-Man]

lol ima wait for it to die down


meanwhile koth harvest is getting raped

[Food Product]

Got through all the waves with a bunch of randoms, was good fun.

[sepht]

played my first match and was mowing down baddies like a boss while this guy named CHAAAAAARRRRLEEEEEE kept telling me how much i sucked

upgrading sniper reload to max makes the sniper rifle a machine gun lol

great fun

[rabbhimself]

Originally Posted by sepht

while this guy named CHAAAAAARRRRLEEEEEE

Did he have a horn and 1 kidney?

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by rabbhimself

Did he have a horn and 1 kidney?

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[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

[Captain Falcon]

JESUS CHRIST, IT'S SO AWESOME. Best mode ever. Fucking Valve, 5 year old game I play more than any new game released. So fucking amazing. Goddamn. Fuck the police, fuck the haters, this is ridiculous. BOSS.

[Captain Falcon]

Fucking hell, this mode is legit. Shit's so money. YALL GOTTA PLAY, NAO.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

The q is 96 mins :GRRRRRMAD:

[DaDankMan]

anybody buy the fucking tickets? Fuck you valve, ya bunch of greedy cunts. I bought this god damn game full price when it came out. the least you could do is hand out a free ticket to those who paid for this game instead of milking us at every opportunity. Gabe you fat fucking cunt.

[Captain Falcon]

The whole mode is free, the tickets are for the drops. And don't buy the Voucher tickets, they just grant random drops. I have a couple of tour Of Duty medals.

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by sexually vulnerable CPR dummy

The q is 96 mins :GRRRRRMAD:

Fuck the queue. Join a game via the server browser.

[DaDankMan]

all the fucking servers are down now.

[LSA King]

I'm addicted to this shit. Time flies by like crazy (maybe because the goddamn spec/wait) lol. Haven't played TF2 in two years because it felt like it was getting stale. This really gives it a good boost. Hopefully more maps/waves come out.

[Captain Falcon]

More maps are defo on the way.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Is it any good

[Captain Falcon]

It's great. On a hilarious note, the moment we stopped losing was when Pat Man fucked off On that note, Hitman's Heatmaker + fastest reload + power upgrades = ridiculously OP when taking down giants. I can basically track them and keep scoring 300 point headshots since they're slow. The only problem is the gay giant rapidfire soldiers and the robosnipers, because even if I shoot one of them, the other 2 are going to shoot me, then I turn to the last one and kill him but the last one shoots me dead. Gay and lame. At least pyros help out, tho. A good pyro sweeping the roofs and killing spies = good fun.

[sepht]

Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

It's great. On a hilarious note, the moment we stopped losing was when Pat Man fucked off On that note, Hitman's Heatmaker + fastest reload + power upgrades = ridiculously OP when taking down giants. I can basically track them and keep scoring 300 point headshots since they're slow. The only problem is the gay giant rapidfire soldiers and the robosnipers, because even if I shoot one of them, the other 2 are going to shoot me, then I turn to the last one and kill him but the last one shoots me dead. Gay and lame. At least pyros help out, tho. A good pyro sweeping the roofs and killing spies = good fun.

I jarate large hordes and use the bazaar bargain and charge speed upgrade to have full charge every time.

I can get 900 damage headshots per second after a few headshots to boost the bazaar bargain charge speed.

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by sepht

I jarate large hordes and use the bazaar bargain and charge speed upgrade to have full charge every time.

I can get 900 damage headshots per second after a few headshots to boost the bazaar bargain charge speed.

Bazaar Bargain is kinda shit, there's honestly no reason to use it. In fact, there's no reason to even wait for the charge when you have it fully upgraded. Having the highest reload + just hammering in headshots = higher DPS in any case. Hitman's Heatmaker is pretty undeniably the best.

[InspiredByMe]

Jesus christ it's like I'm reading faggots trying to act all strategic for an mmorpg

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by InspiredByMe

Jesus christ it's like I'm reading faggots trying to act all strategic for an mmorpg

If you hate the game or the mode so much, go put a highlighter up your ass or something.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

Originally Posted by InspiredByMe

Jesus christ it's like I'm reading faggots trying to act all strategic for an mmorpg

play the game faggot its fun

[The Pat-Man]

Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

It's great. On a hilarious note, the moment we stopped losing was when Pat Man fucked off

fuck you buddy i was getting mad kills

[Haiti's Space Agency]

i have yet to play the machine update i can never find a game

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

fuck you buddy i was getting mad kills

Lol

[The Pat-Man]

beat decoy on hard, demoman is the shit, upgraded stickies kill scoots in one hit. pyro is essential.

[Rust]

Any of you want to trade botkiller weapons?

[Captain Falcon]

They're just reskins, but I have a few up for sale

[Rust]

Sale? No trades? I got the engi wrench and demo one...

[LSA King]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

beat decoy on hard, demoman is the shit, upgraded stickies kill scoots in one hit. pyro is essential.

Yeah I finally played that shit on Advanced, un-fucking-believable. The goddamn ub3r scouts are too damn OP (fast).

Love the demo but I got shit basic weapons. Need dat damn 16 sticky version. Guess I'll have to play more to find it.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

How do i play the halloween update

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by LSA King

Yeah I finally played that shit on Advanced, un-fucking-believable. The goddamn ub3r scouts are too damn OP (fast).

Love the demo but I got shit basic weapons. Need dat damn 16 sticky version. Guess I'll have to play more to find it.

Have a Scout with Mad Milk slow down bigscoots and focus fire.

Originally Posted by Haiti's Space Agency

How do i play the halloween update

find a Scream Fortress server later. Apparently, it's been held back a few hours.