Give me some reasons not to join the Navy - Page 2

**p6867** · #41 06-17-2012, 06:12 PM

If i had to reenlist now, i'd join the navy.

MAYOR · #42 06-20-2012, 01:56 AM

I was jamming on the east coast and my pops came all the way over from the west coast and was all like I just saw a giant USA Navy mega shit. I was all like was it like that one pointing to a canada gun boat and he was all like no son it was 50 times larger. Apparently you could end up on some kind of mega boat!

3rdBullet · #43 09-11-2012, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by -Fuck-

"Hi, I dont want to be around my mom and dad anymore, Im young, fully tired of the hippie druggie friend scene, theyve moved on, Im alone.

Im single, ready and able to pursue having a normal decent steady life with a woman, and a healthy sexuality, that could possibly grow into a long term love and affection experience, with a somewhat mundane job, but overall good health, no pressures, kids, and decent happiness.

Give me a reason why I shouldn't ditch that idea, and go to some stupid service for some status and be involved with wars that have jack shit to do with my survival or happiness, because you know, living at home with parents is so UNCOOL to the chicks, chicks Ill never meet because I want to be beheaded on a video by someone who hates Americans"

Because it's stupid. That's why.

I will NEVER understand you people. Have you even ever had sex? Do you realize the navy is not here for your benefit? Learn something on computers and get a fucking normal job, you just might see pussy one day before you die. God, people take their life for granted so much these days and then one day youll end up rich with your navy status, girlfriendless and around a bunch of men who dont care. One guy I know had a wife who cheated on him while he was in the service, and had a kid with some other guy, then he ended up having to take care of it and guess what? They dont have sex ever and his wife goes around making everyone miserable, because he wont fuck her. Their existence is like a pool of bad karma, but there he sits, in his rich house with his american flag and guns and watches history channel 24/7 in a loveless marriage, fighting some war in his mind that doesnt exist.

Its one thing when there is chaos in your town and your family is threatened. It's another thing to go be the big man with a gun and act like you're really protecting everyone, and if you're doing it for the money, you're even more of a fool. DONT FUCKING DO IT. Get a skill the world needs and that is somewhat respectable, and for gods sakes FIND A WOMAN, society is going to throw you from school to job, to school, to job and one day youre going to realize how meaningless money and status truly is. I for one, would rather work a fast food joint than ever be heavily involved in enforcement or law, but I guess that's just because I'm not a fucking idiot. Have fun though.

TL/DR: A good reason not to join the navy is because having a friend with a vagina is more fun than having a gun and a paycheck and a bunch of assholes on a boat as your lifelong companions.

Oh, and because if you get heavily involved with the military and you find your own UFO that can travel light speed anywhere, theyre gonna station you in Alaska to shut you up for 4 years. That's what they do to people stupid enough to go into military. You might as well just go kill someone and go to prison for life, it's basically the same lifestyle, only one pays less.

So what you're saying is you're a virgin with no life experience who knows somebody who knows somebody who had a second cousin that allowed his wife to continue living in his house after fathering some slobs bastard?

And what the fuck are you on about with your UFO shit? Put down the whack-whack man, you're getting paranoid.

tuer502gt · #44 09-11-2012, 02:27 AM

Work in cryptology as a linguist. Intercept foreign communications and try and make sense of it.

You can then bullshit your way to starting a world war.

I Kill Null Airtime · #45 09-11-2012, 02:55 AM

My uncle worked on those massive gatling guns they got on the ships. And he played a lot of xbox and fucked chicks in port cities all over the world. He told me a crazy story about going home with a girl in Sweden or somewhere over there. He fucked her that night then got up before her and fucked her mom.

Yurpen · #46 09-12-2012, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by I Kill Null Airtime

My uncle worked on those massive gatling guns they got on the ships. And he played a lot of xbox and fucked chicks in port cities all over the world. He told me a crazy story about going home with a girl in Sweden or somewhere over there. He fucked her that night then got up before her and fucked her mom.

Those would be the C-RAM's.