Smoking weed in a non-smoking motel room?

[club7]

The lady at the front desk didnt ask if I wanted smoking or non. And I was high at the time, so I didnt think to ask. I guess policy when the customer doesnt specify is just to put them in a non smoking room without asking.

I know some of these places have tamper-proof smoke detectors, that alert them if you remove the battery. I learned that one the hard way once. But I really want to smoke here tonight. The windows dont open and obviously I dont want to crack the front door open for passerby's to notice my weed smoke billowing out.

Just how sensitive are those detectors? I dont have anything like Ozium handy and the head shops are closed. There is a walmart next door. I could try some air fresheners or see if they even have an electric ashtay that sucks up the smoke. And I can use a doob tube while exhaling. Think I will be able to avoid setting off the detector?

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

Just blow the smoke into a pillow or some shit

[Larcenous]

Put a plastic bag/condom over the detector?

[bortmackie]

How is it that the windows don't open? That's a shitty motel. I think it would be safer to just go smoke your weed outside.

[Miley Highrus]

Get a rag and make it damp not dropping by any means use a bag and rubber band and it can't go off.

[roasted]

Stop being a pussy...put a wet towel under the door. The bathroom should have an exhaust fan. Turn it on, smoke in the bathroom (with the bathroom door closed). When you are done turn on the shower as hot as it goes and dump a bottle of shampoo in the bathtub so the water will make it smell like something other than weed.

If you are really paranoid, walk to the guest laundry at the hotel and buy some Bounce dryer sheets. Stuff the dryer sheets in a toilet paper tube and exhale the smoke into the tube. Like this: http://potpotato.com/diy-sploof-mask-the-pot-smell/

Just dont smoke in the hotel room right before you check out



EDIT: I just saw this was a mud farmer post....it all makes sense now...

[Sober]

If they arnt booked asked to be moved to a smoking room. turn on the shower and smoke in there. go outside for a walk and burn one.

Shity place to not have a window tho.

[Ph0x]

Corner a bowl.

I can do it with no smell at all with the stinkiest of stankbud.

[sepht]

use a toilet paper roll to blow the smoke down the sink drain

turn the water on to push the smoke down the drain

wait for any remaining smoke to dissipate before taking another hit

[mafiabro]

If the water pressures high you can blow it into the toilet while you flush it.

[Still The Best 1973]

Originally Posted by roasted

Stop being a pussy...put a wet towel under the door. The bathroom should have an exhaust fan. Turn it on, smoke in the bathroom (with the bathroom door closed). When you are done turn on the shower as hot as it goes and dump a bottle of shampoo in the bathtub so the water will make it smell like something other than weed.

If you are really paranoid, walk to the guest laundry at the hotel and buy some Bounce dryer sheets. Stuff the dryer sheets in a toilet paper tube and exhale the smoke into the tube. Like this: http://potpotato.com/diy-sploof-mask-the-pot-smell/

Just dont smoke in the hotel room right before you check out



EDIT: I just saw this was a mud farmer post....it all makes sense now...

This. Fucking this.
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[moonturtle]

i heard somewhere you can blow it into a bowl of water with a straw

[Obbe]

I smoke weed in a non-smoking apartment, all we do is put a disgusting old jacket over the crack in the door.

[randomgeezer]

Originally Posted by roasted

Stop being a pussy...put a wet towel under the door. The bathroom should have an exhaust fan. Turn it on, smoke in the bathroom (with the bathroom door closed). When you are done turn on the shower as hot as it goes and dump a bottle of shampoo in the bathtub so the water will make it smell like something other than weed.

Yeah, this is the way to do it! Most hotels my pet elephant goes in are all no smoking as a matter or course. Just turn on the bathroom light (cue fan) and smoke away in there! I usually put a damp towel under the door and when I'm done just shut the door and leave the shower and light on overnight. By morning there's not a whiff!

[YoureATowel]

Originally Posted by moonturtle

i heard somewhere you can blow it into a bowl of water with a straw

Kind of like a fucking WATER BONG?

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

why in the fuck would you ever get a non smoking. even if you don't smoke, just smoke to smoke in bed. its baller. also, nobody knows/cares, smoke it anyay

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

or go see if they can move you to a smoking room jesus, man..

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

also smoke detectors are for black smoke, like if there's a fire. go smoke and blow into it. nothing will happen.

[moonturtle]

Originally Posted by YoureATowel

Kind of like a fucking WATER BONG?

no, that has nothing to do with straws. you cannot get rid of smoke with a water bong you need a bowl and straw

[moron]

roll a fat blunt

[mafiabro]

Originally Posted by moonturtle

no, that has nothing to do with straws. you cannot get rid of smoke with a water bong you need a bowl and straw

It doesn't work though. Blowing it through fibers like a pillow or a sock will block the smell better. In the water it just gets trapped in a bubble and floats to the top unchanged.

[fuckbiscuit]

Just go smoke outside you fetid rat's anus.

[serialaki]

I heard a really smart tip for smoking inside once:
balloons

But you should use a water-pipe with ice in it, or hold the smoke in your lungs for longer than usual because you don't want it to be so hot that it pops the balloon. That would suck.

[randomgeezer]

Originally Posted by fuckbiscuit

Just go smoke outside you fetid rat's anus.

Ooh, harsh!

[bortmackie]

I feel like i would pass out if i had to rip a bong, hold the smoke in, and then blow up a fucking balloon with the smoke.

[Maximillian]

IMO, this is the best way. Get a water bottle cut a hole in the bottom and stuff with some stolen dryer sheets and spray some water/fabric softer mix(liquid) and spray the open area of the bottle to get it on the dryer sheets, take cap off, exhale weed smoke into it, no smell + smoke is cooled and of you do it on the other side of the room, the smoke will stick to the top of the ceiling.

[serialaki]

if you had a bong you wouldn't need to hold it in because you could put ice in it so the smoke would be cool

[Miley Highrus]

Originally Posted by randomgeezer

Yeah, this is the way to do it! Most hotels my pet elephant goes in are all no smoking as a matter or course. Just turn on the bathroom light (cue fan) and smoke away in there! I usually put a damp towel under the door and when I'm done just shut the door and leave the shower and light on overnight. By morning there's not a whiff!

Overnight dude? just spray some cologne or lysol or anything not much just some and run shower with fan on for 30 minutes. Thats all you need.

[SoulButter]

Originally Posted by Unwires

Overnight dude? just spray some cologne or lysol or anything not much just some and run shower with fan on for 30 minutes. Thats all you need.

My thoughts exactly... Or just go outside into the fucking parking lot and smoke a bowl in your car? I didn't think pot was rocket science.

[ShutMeUp]

have smoked in plenty non-smoking hotels/rooms and I've only set the alarm off once, it was a small family-owned hotel and I just wafted a magazine beneath the detector when it went off. if anyone asked about it I was gonna tell them my deodorant set it off, as it has done hundreds of times before. fucking smoke alarm at my old house used to go off after a hot shower anyway, man up and smoke in the bathroom like others have suggested with a towel under the door, and blow the smoke into the exhaust fan.

[broseph]

blow it right down the sink with the taps on full.

[FractalStruxture]

Turn on the shower water. Make it super hot. Wait till it steams up. Exhale into the shower.