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Old 05-08-2012, 04:15 PM
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okay for my new job at blizzard the lab the sent me to for insurance reasons wants me to take a tb test. the only catch is it requires me for three days to shit and smear it on the slide like containers and then package it up and take it back to the lab. thats fucking disgusting I don't see why they can't just poke me with a normal tb test and see if my skin reacts. I really don't want to do this

is there a way I can get out of it? They claim that it is the only test they currently have available , but something makes me think this just isnt sanitary and just kinda crazy, what the hell..

has anyone had to do this before?
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Old 05-08-2012, 04:19 PM
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They want to see if you'll put up with shit.

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Old 05-08-2012, 04:24 PM
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Old 05-08-2012, 04:31 PM
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Dumb fuck a TB test is spoke with a needle and if fit swells u have teberk
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i thought like everyone had tuberculosis.
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Old 05-08-2012, 05:20 PM
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Dumb fuck a TB test is spoke with a needle and if fit swells u have teberk
yes i know, dumb ass, i said that in my post. but they arn't doing that test at this facility.... can't you read mister? can't you read?
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Kegelize listerine thoughts
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Old 05-08-2012, 05:40 PM
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Default Re: disgusting teburculosis test

They are just trying to find people who will do ANYTHING for a job so they can use you for a wage slave and you won't complain. TB tests are done sub-q, not fecal smears.
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They are just trying to find people who will do ANYTHING for a job so they can use you for a wage slave and you won't complain. TB tests are done sub-q, not fecal smears.
This. Lol TB is a bacterial infection that would be present in kucus and blood. Lol it infects lungs not asshole
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Old 05-11-2012, 03:41 AM
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well you guys obviously don't know what your talking about, i have the test where the poke you to see if you get a reaction, but this is a new kind of test that they are doing

oh yea and by the way, blizzard fucking rocks, we get free sodas and copies of all there games and every one smokes weed at work
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Do their test, but also smear shit on everything else so someone is forced to handle it.
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