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Old 08-05-2012, 11:51 AM
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Default Bionic Leg Dude Taking Second in Olympic

I think this is bullshit

I'm wondering what energy gains he has by his heart and lungs only have to pump for his remaining body mass.
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Old 08-05-2012, 12:12 PM
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Half man, half machine, what does it mean?
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Old 08-05-2012, 03:39 PM
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He probably thinks it's bullshit that he doesn't have legs.. Let the dude enjoy his cake.
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Old 08-05-2012, 03:58 PM
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He should be in the cyborg olympics in 2016.
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Old 08-05-2012, 04:14 PM
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I think it's cheating tbh, if I had a bionic arm would you let me do shotput?
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He seems to be the only one though. Theyll probably make a distinction well before we get an adam jensen level prosthesis in the olympics
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Jesus, it's the Paralympics. How is he cheating?

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"What I believe in is the fairness of sport, and at the moment the prosthetic leg we are using is deemed to be not providing an advantage," he said, adding, "If it was such an amazing piece of equipment that's been around for 14 years, then how come thousands of other Paralympic athletes aren't breaking world records and challenging even a 45-, 48- or 49-second 400 (meter)?"
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Old 08-05-2012, 04:44 PM
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Old 08-05-2012, 05:08 PM
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The other runners should cut their own legs off in protest.
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Old 08-06-2012, 06:46 PM
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I hope he wins gold just to piss off all the other athletes. It really is a serious precedent though.
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