This white dude (married, no less) at work

[WAN]

Originally Posted by broseph

well...





WAN gave me a serious talking to because she's mad.

lol..

broseph thinks sarcasm equates "serious talk"..LOL LOL LOL

keep it coming

[broseph]

Originally Posted by WAN

You guys take my trolling demeanor to heart, if you truly and honestly think my online shanigans (how the SHIT do you spell this word, anyway?) reflect my true self IRL. But keep thinking that I am an abnormal, awkward, aspie, or whatever adjective that it is, type of person/girl. And say it to my face too, I like arguing with people

there we go, thank you and good night.

what an undignified horror show that must have felt like to write out and post. now we night get a break from all the cartwheeling and attention whoring.

[WAN]

Originally Posted by broseph

there we go, thank you and good night.

what an undignified horror show that must have felt like to write out and post. now we night get a break from all the cartwheeling and attention whoring.

Broseph thinks he pwnt me, and I think I am pwning him...

Impasse.

[broseph]

You guys take my trolling demeanor to heart, if you truly and honestly think my online shanigans (how the SHIT do you spell this word, anyway?) reflect my true self IRL.

any troll who has to write this is butthurt. everyone can see that.

[moron]

Originally Posted by WAN

r u implying i am flavourful

[WAN]

Originally Posted by broseph

any troll who has to write this is butthurt. everyone can see that.

Broseph YET again crawled inside my brain, and learned the secret workings of my brain...

How about this, telepathic psychoanalyst, I OPENLY admit that I am butthurt, so hurt in fact, that my upper lip is quivering, and tears are welling up in my eyes, and yet I still soldier on, cranking out one sarcastic reply after another, in a feeble attempt to show the world that I am in fact, not butthurt?

There you have it. You sir utterly pwnt me. You also showed the world the secret working of my brain. Astonishing.

[broseph]

i'm going to eat my beans on toast.






0/10 but a fun waste of time.

[WAN]

Hey broseph,

Can you please tell me what my favourite food is? I am hungry but can't quite remember what I like to eat. But luckily you seem to have the special power to crawl inside my brain (HOW DID YOU DO THAT!!), can you please enlighten me so that I might know what to purchase in the market today??

[broseph]

that was creepy.

of course now you'll pretend that beans on toast is not your favourite, but i can't be fooled.

[WAN]

Originally Posted by broseph

i'm going to eat my beans on toast.






0/10 but a fun waste of time.

No broseph, don't go please. You are fun to spar with, honest.

Seriously though, one of the biggest fears I have is not being shown to be butthurt, but rather, not having anybody to talk to. I am like, addicted to talking, and more accurately, arguing, with people.

[WAN]

Originally Posted by broseph

that was creepy.

of course now you'll pretend that beans on toast is not your favourite, but i can't be fooled.

Actually it is.

How did you know that???? Could....could it be that you somehow crawled inside my brain, what with being a telepathic psychoanalyst and all?

seriously though, put avocado on that shit. It tastes better and is quite nutritious.

[sepht]

Originally Posted by WAN

Basically he is making me slightly uncomfortable. I will list the things he said to me and let you guys judge whether I am justified in feeling this way.

1. I mentioned in passing that I am from Taiwan originally. Then one day we were talking about some stuff, he looked at me and said, "Taiwan girl..." in a way that I cannot describe, due to English not being nearly descriptive enough to convey the weirdness of it.

2. We were talking about how much we could bench-press, or weight lift, or whatever it was called (I don't know anything about fitness). He said to me to go to him and he would try to lift me like weight.

3. One coworker one day joked that he should go for me. He said that he's married, then he added, "it's too late now"

4. One day he was talking to a customer on the phone. Supposedly the customer was like rude to him. I overheard it. He knew. Then, he banged really hard on the table with his fist. Then looked at me, and asked, "exciting?"

5. This one is the most damning. One day we were talking about what smells we liked. I said I like the smell of cigarettes, even though I didn't smoke, etc etc. Then he suddenly said, "is it (referring to cigarette smoke) an aphrodisiac to you"?

Just so that you people know, I am not trying to subtly brag (facepalm) about potentially having a guy who might like me. I honestly feel very uncomfortable around this person. I just want to know if I am right in my gut instinct that he probably has the hots for me but is acting in a very gross fashion. thanks.

If you have no interest in him and he should stay away to prevent an adultery lawsuit you should just tell him straight up you feel uncomfortable around him. Say no to any sexual advances.

[broseph]

Originally Posted by WAN

Actually it is.

How did you know that???? Could....could it be that you somehow crawled inside my brain, what with being a telepathic psychoanalyst and all?

seriously though, put avocado on that shit. It tastes better and is quite nutritious.

i know my brain is sexy but please control your impulses. you're worse than your coworker.

[CountBlah]

[WAN]

Once the element of conflict is gone, there is no more fun

(hey that kind of rhymed!!)

[WAN]

Originally Posted by muffins

WAN couldn't pay someone to stick their cock in her

damn st8 i couldn't; i am a poor ass motherfucker

[WAN]

LOL@sick boy not being able to respond to my post so instead he is thanking everyone who says anything the least bit negative about me.

If that is not true butt-hurt-ness, I don't know what is.

Actually, if sick boy won't come to me, I will go to him. Let me try and find all his posts and have fun with him. For those of you who take this as a sign of me being butt hurt, here is a preemptive rolleyes:

[WAN]

And I think I will also fuck with zero malarky, too. GAWD am I bored.

probably shouldn't have quit the car parts company

[HelloClarice]

let's get back on topic and take the flaming to PEOO, guys.

WAN, this guy just sounds like an asshole to me. And i agree with Proots, he seems to be a bit of a weirdo too. Better to just ignore him for the next two weeks IMO.

[WAN]

Originally Posted by HelloClarice

let's get back on topic and take the flaming to PEOO, guys.

WAN, this guy just sounds like an asshole to me. And i agree with Proots, he seems to be a bit of a weirdo too. Better to just ignore him for the next two weeks IMO.

Sorry ma'am.

And yes I think you are right.

[Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland]

Originally Posted by moron

I love this picture

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

Cut off his balls and wear them in your hair as a warning to others.

[dephdiddy]

Originally Posted by WAN

Just so that you people know, I am not trying to subtly brag (facepalm) about potentially having a guy who might like me. .

bullshit. thats precisely what you were trying to do. all you did was prove you are in fact a woman by means of attention whoring. congratulations on having a vagina by the way, im guessing you are the reason your parents FLED taiwan. whats your little sisters name?

[dephdiddy]

Originally Posted by WAN

And I think I will also fuck with zero malarky, too. GAWD am I bored.

probably shouldn't have quit the car parts company

I too fucks with zero malarki, I'd like you to take a look at the other hints invloved, thanks lady!

[WAN]

Originally Posted by dephdiddy

bullshit. thats precisely what you were trying to do. all you did was prove you are in fact a woman by means of attention whoring. congratulations on having a vagina by the way, im guessing you are the reason your parents FLED taiwan. whats your little sisters name?

Yeah, I brag about stuff like that on a friggin internet forum so that I might impress a bunch of faceless strangers who I am never going to meet...this must be why I also disclose the fact that I am 1. mentally unstable; 2. on welfare; 3. have a gas problem. It's all because I care SOOOOOOO much about bragging (*rolleyes*) about myself to you guys. Yep. You sir totally caught me.

FYI my parents didn't flee Taiwan; I came to Canada all by myself but was abducted by a local family on account of my peerless Asian beauty...how's THAT for braggin?

Originally Posted by dephdiddy

I too fucks with zero malarki, I'd like you to take a look at the other hints invloved, thanks lady!

lol lol ok. I won't say much more about this because I don't want HelloClarice to get mad at me for derailing but I will definitely do that...btw, did you see what I did on his visitor page lol?

[WAN]

Shit, Clarice is viewing thread. I wonder if she's gonna get mad

[dephdiddy]

no.

[Number13]

Are you ever satisfied WAN?
He won't show me attention, help me.
He's showing me attention, help me.

However this guy does sound like a creep, claim sexual harassment and get dem monies in you bank account.

The monies madame

The monies madame
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[Iehovah]

Originally Posted by WAN

Just so that you people know, I am not trying to subtly brag (facepalm) about potentially having a guy who might like me.

Even if he wanted to tear your clothes off and have his way with you in the middle of the McDonald's lobby, saying fuck it to 40 years of marriage and a half dozen kids, it wouldn't be worth bragging about, because guys are sluts.

Bag a man worth bragging about and you wouldn't be on here long enough to care anyway.

[HelloClarice]

Originally Posted by WAN

Shit, Clarice is viewing thread. I wonder if she's gonna get mad

haha no.

[WAN]

Originally Posted by Iehovah

Even if he wanted to tear your clothes off and have his way with you in the middle of the McDonald's lobby, saying fuck it to 40 years of marriage and a half dozen kids, it wouldn't be worth bragging about, because guys are sluts.

Bag a man worth bragging about and you wouldn't be on here long enough to care anyway.

You are absolutely right. If I had panzer by my side, which I currently don't but hopefully will soon (god willing), you guys would be checking my profile to check my last posting date and time and lamenting about the lack of me.

Or not. Even if I do have panzer in my life, I will still make time for you guys, because you are all so fun to talk to

Seriously though, I wasn't bragging. That dude literally makes me cringe a little.

[JC Denton]

Another WAN thread. How annoying.

I'm was going to shed more light on her obvious hypocrisy and ignorance, perhaps throw in a few racist insults but... it's not right to mess with the crazies.

[WAN]

Originally Posted by JC Denton

Another WAN thread. How annoying.

I'm was going to shed more light on her obvious hypocrisy and ignorance, perhaps throw in a few racist insults but... it's not right to mess with the crazies.

wow, crushing.

[1983]

None of WANs problems should matter today cause I just emptied my nuts into a chick last night.

What does this have to do with this thread? Fuck all. I'm just happy to be a pound lighter and feel like fucking up this thread.

Get over yourself and go get fucked, Life is better that way.

Al

[moron]

Originally Posted by WAN

you guys would be checking my profile to check my last posting date and time and lamenting about the lack of me.

[1983]

Originally Posted by JC Denton

Another WAN thread. How annoying.

I'm was going to shed more light on her obvious hypocrisy and ignorance, perhaps throw in a few racist insults but... it's not right to mess with the crazies.

Careful now... She is a walking calculator shitting machine.

Al

[HelloClarice]

Dammit you guys

/thread.