I can't stress enough the importance of foreplay

[adhesive tape]

I don't think I invented anything new here or mean to brag about how much of a stud I am, this thread is for all the inexperienced/virgin losers here on zoklet that rarely/never get laid. Follow some of the directions in this thread and you might manage to satisfy a woman one day!

Women are way more mental than men when it comes to sex. Guys often get turned on my physical touch and visual input from a chick while girls are all about being romantic, cooking them dinner, pouring them some wine and flirting with them, building up to the point at which you make your move. One you do start making out with them you have to take it slow. Kiss her and slowly build up in intensity. Start tickling the small of her back with your finger tip and putting your hands on her hips.

After a good long while of just making out and touching non sexually, move your hands slowly form her back and hips to her ass. Grab her ass and touch it lightly. Slowly move your hands up from her hips to her tits and lightly touch them as you begin to lightly kiss her neck. Kissing a girls neck is your secret fucking weapon, that shit is like crack for most women. After a little bit more kissing start undoing her bra and pull off her shirt and bra simultaneously. To quickly and skillfully taker her bra off put your middle finger in the middle of the clip underneath her strap and your ring and index on the two alongside on the outside of the strap. Boom! You look like a pimp.

Now kiss a nice steady slow trail from her neck down to her tits. Lightly kiss and suck the nipples and if she's into it give her a slight nibble. Kiss your way back up to her neck. By now she should be moaning a little bit and grinding/dry humping herself into your boner. Now you have to be bold. Move your hands to her tits and play with her nipples with your index and thumb. Now tickle your way from her tits down her stomach and start lightly brushing against her pubic mound. Increase with intensity until you start rubbing her slit through her pants. She'll probably be moaning while you make out and start taking off her own pants. Take off yours.

Now slip off those panties and move your hand to just above her twat. Put a little bit of pressure on her and start massaging. Move your hand REALLY slowly down until you get to her cunt. It should be dripping wet by now. Spit on your fingers and start lightly petting her. Stick your finger in and get it wetter. Start increasing speed and pressure without putting too much on her clit just yet. When she really start getting going stat rubbing that clit. If you get a good rithym and pressure you can easily make her cum a few times right now.

You should be making out and kissing her neck this whole time. She will probably have started jerking you off. Kiss your way down to her va-jay-jay. Start licking around her pussy and then give it a quick swipe and stop. Rub the area around her slit and start licking everywhere but her clit. Wait until she begs for it and then go to town. Lick that shit like a maniac and she will start moaning and humping your face. While you are licking her clit, stick two fingers in and do the "come hither" with your middle and index pointed upwards on her g-spot. You should have made her come at least twice by now. She should be gushing by now.

Now enjoy a blowjob for a few minutes and get ready to fuck. Positing yourself in between her legs but do not put it in. Rub the head of your dick around the opening, paying special attention to her clit. Position the tip by the opening when she really starting moaning. Put it half way in a pull it out. Do that a few times and go back to rubbing the head. Finally she will beg you to fuck her. Bang he slowly to start and then pound her out towards the end.

You are now a stud. If you are a virgin and do all these things your first time you will look way more experienced than you are, you will definitely make her satisfied and you will last a lot longer. When you both come, it will be incredible. This technique has worked for me with every single girl I've ever fucked and it will for you too. Some of this is common sense but if done in this order and you don't jump right into things you will be a sex god in this girl's eyes.

TL;DR: Go fuck yourself, skim through it. It's about how to build up to sex and to truly satisfy any girl.

[Vizier]

Sometimes you just want to bust a nut, you know.

[1983]

"Get wet or I'm going in dry"

Proceed to rip off her clothes and fuck her on the dinner table.

Al

[Satyr]

[Michael Scott]

Bust a nut or die tryin'

[1983]

Originally Posted by Michael Scott

Bust a nut or die tryin'

Kinda like "swallow or it's going in your eye".

Al

[Malcolm Equis]

good

[iTweaker]

Originally Posted by adhesive tape

I don't think I invented anything new here or mean to brag about how much of a stud I am, this thread is for all the inexperienced/virgin losers here on zoklet that rarely/never get laid. Follow some of the directions in this thread and you might manage to satisfy a woman one day!

Women are way more mental than men when it comes to sex. Guys often get turned on my physical touch and visual input from a chick while girls are all about being romantic, cooking them dinner, pouring them some wine and flirting with them, building up to the point at which you make your move. One you do start making out with them you have to take it slow. Kiss her and slowly build up in intensity. Start tickling the small of her back with your finger tip and putting your hands on her hips.

After a good long while of just making out and touching non sexually, move your hands slowly form her back and hips to her ass. Grab her ass and touch it lightly. Slowly move your hands up from her hips to her tits and lightly touch them as you begin to lightly kiss her neck. Kissing a girls neck is your secret fucking weapon, that shit is like crack for most women. After a little bit more kissing start undoing her bra and pull off her shirt and bra simultaneously. To quickly and skillfully taker her bra off put your middle finger in the middle of the clip underneath her strap and your ring and index on the two alongside on the outside of the strap. Boom! You look like a pimp.

Now kiss a nice steady slow trail from her neck down to her tits. Lightly kiss and suck the nipples and if she's into it give her a slight nibble. Kiss your way back up to her neck. By now she should be moaning a little bit and grinding/dry humping herself into your boner. Now you have to be bold. Move your hands to her tits and play with her nipples with your index and thumb. Now tickle your way from her tits down her stomach and start lightly brushing against her pubic mound. Increase with intensity until you start rubbing her slit through her pants. She'll probably be moaning while you make out and start taking off her own pants. Take off yours.

Now slip off those panties and move your hand to just above her twat. Put a little bit of pressure on her and start massaging. Move your hand REALLY slowly down until you get to her cunt. It should be dripping wet by now. Spit on your fingers and start lightly petting her. Stick your finger in and get it wetter. Start increasing speed and pressure without putting too much on her clit just yet. When she really start getting going stat rubbing that clit. If you get a good rithym and pressure you can easily make her cum a few times right now.

You should be making out and kissing her neck this whole time. She will probably have started jerking you off. Kiss your way down to her va-jay-jay. Start licking around her pussy and then give it a quick swipe and stop. Rub the area around her slit and start licking everywhere but her clit. Wait until she begs for it and then go to town. Lick that shit like a maniac and she will start moaning and humping your face. While you are licking her clit, stick two fingers in and do the "come hither" with your middle and index pointed upwards on her g-spot. You should have made her come at least twice by now. She should be gushing by now.

Now enjoy a blowjob for a few minutes and get ready to fuck. Positing yourself in between her legs but do not put it in. Rub the head of your dick around the opening, paying special attention to her clit. Position the tip by the opening when she really starting moaning. Put it half way in a pull it out. Do that a few times and go back to rubbing the head. Finally she will beg you to fuck her. Bang he slowly to start and then pound her out towards the end.

You are now a stud. If you are a virgin and do all these things your first time you will look way more experienced than you are, you will definitely make her satisfied and you will last a lot longer. When you both come, it will be incredible. This technique has worked for me with every single girl I've ever fucked and it will for you too. Some of this is common sense but if done in this order and you don't jump right into things you will be a sex god in this girl's eyes.

TL;DR: Go fuck yourself, skim through it. It's about how to build up to sex and to truly satisfy any girl.

did you get laid yesterday? and felt good and had to make this thread?

[BankRoll]

Originally Posted by iTweaker

did you get laid yesterday? and felt good and had to make this thread?

OP is 11 year old guy who discovered PornHub

[Mirana]

Hahaha that's such shit. You must be dating the most superficial women ever. (90% of them)

women want a dick in them just as badly as guys want their dick in a vagina.

Foreplay is some bullshit little game girls go through so they don't feel like sluts. It's like a test to see if you are worthy enough. That's all life is in the end, a series of tests. Don't get confused on the way to the finish line.

[HelloClarice]

Originally Posted by Mirana

Hahaha that's such shit. You must be dating the most superficial women ever. (90% of them)

women want a dick in them just as badly as guys want their dick in a vagina.

Foreplay is some bullshit little game girls go through so they don't feel like sluts. It's like a test to see if you are worthy enough. That's all life is in the end, a series of tests. Don't get confused on the way to the finish line.

More like foreplay is something you should do if you're expecting a girl to actually want to fuck you. Or if you don't want her to tell people how shit you are in bed because you have no idea what you're doing.

[Mirana]

Originally Posted by HelloClarice

More like foreplay is something you should do if you're expecting a girl to actually want to fuck you. Or if you don't want her to tell people how shit you are in bed because you have no idea what you're doing.

lol, sex is nothing but humping. Get over yourself princess.

[HelloClarice]

so if you had a girlfriend you would just get right to the humping without bothering to get her aroused first? i can't think of too many women who would be okay with that.

[HampTheToker]

A real romantic nigga likes foreplay just as much as the woman does.

I don't get off by just getting off. That's a typical guy. I don't want to be a typical guy. I want to be a memorable guy. Taking your time and doing it right is memorable as fuck. Besides, I've never been a hit and quit it kind of person. I want a woman that appreciates the lengths I'll go to please her and vice versa. And, not just in bed. In all things.

Intimacy, nigga. That's where the real pleasure is. Sure, there can, and will most likely, be pain involved, but you can't let someone close enough to love you unless you're willing to take the risk that eventually you will be hurt or disappointed by something they say or do at some point. Dealing with those hurts in a healthy way will strengthen a relationship and minimize recurrence.

So, yeah. Fuck you guys. Not really, though. I'm a romantic and idgaf. I still believe in love, but that's also probably why I'm still single.

[HelloClarice]

Originally Posted by HampTheToker

A real romantic nigga likes foreplay just as much as the woman does.

I don't get off by just getting off. That's a typical guy. I don't want to be a typical guy. I want to be a memorable guy. Taking your time and doing it right is memorable as fuck. Besides, I've never been a hit and quit it kind of person. I want a woman that appreciates the lengths I'll go to please her and vice versa. And, not just in bed. In all things.

Intimacy, nigga. That's where the real pleasure is. Sure, there can, and will most likely, be pain involved, but you can't let someone close enough to love you unless you're willing to take the risk that eventually you will be hurt or disappointed by something they say or do at some point. Dealing with those hurts in a healthy way will strengthen a relationship and minimize recurrence.

So, yeah. Fuck you guys. Not really, though. I'm a romantic and idgaf. I still believe in love, but that's also probably why I'm still single.

exactly. quid pro quo - no one is going to want to have sex with someone who doesn't give a fuck about making sure they enjoy it as much as you do.

[JeffreyH]

You know, girls are different. Not all of them want hours of foreplay all the time. Sometimes they too just want to fuck.

[HampTheToker]

Originally Posted by JeffreyH

You know, girls are different. Not all of them want hours of foreplay all the time. Sometimes they too just want to fuck.

Yes, and we call these womens strumpets.

[southernsun]

Originally Posted by HampTheToker

Yes, and we call these womens strumpets.

Look at the belly on that, the disgusting creature.

[Mutant Funk Drink]

Originally Posted by adhesive tape

I don't think I invented anything new here or mean to brag about how much of a stud I am, this thread is for all the inexperienced/virgin losers here on zoklet that rarely/never get laid. Follow some of the directions in this thread and you might manage to satisfy a woman one day!

Women are way more mental than men when it comes to sex. Guys often get turned on my physical touch and visual input from a chick while girls are all about being romantic, cooking them dinner, pouring them some wine and flirting with them, building up to the point at which you make your move. One you do start making out with them you have to take it slow. Kiss her and slowly build up in intensity. Start tickling the small of her back with your finger tip and putting your hands on her hips.

After a good long while of just making out and touching non sexually, move your hands slowly form her back and hips to her ass. Grab her ass and touch it lightly. Slowly move your hands up from her hips to her tits and lightly touch them as you begin to lightly kiss her neck. Kissing a girls neck is your secret fucking weapon, that shit is like crack for most women. After a little bit more kissing start undoing her bra and pull off her shirt and bra simultaneously. To quickly and skillfully taker her bra off put your middle finger in the middle of the clip underneath her strap and your ring and index on the two alongside on the outside of the strap. Boom! You look like a pimp.

Now kiss a nice steady slow trail from her neck down to her tits. Lightly kiss and suck the nipples and if she's into it give her a slight nibble. Kiss your way back up to her neck. By now she should be moaning a little bit and grinding/dry humping herself into your boner. Now you have to be bold. Move your hands to her tits and play with her nipples with your index and thumb. Now tickle your way from her tits down her stomach and start lightly brushing against her pubic mound. Increase with intensity until you start rubbing her slit through her pants. She'll probably be moaning while you make out and start taking off her own pants. Take off yours.

Now slip off those panties and move your hand to just above her twat. Put a little bit of pressure on her and start massaging. Move your hand REALLY slowly down until you get to her cunt. It should be dripping wet by now. Spit on your fingers and start lightly petting her. Stick your finger in and get it wetter. Start increasing speed and pressure without putting too much on her clit just yet. When she really start getting going stat rubbing that clit. If you get a good rithym and pressure you can easily make her cum a few times right now.

You should be making out and kissing her neck this whole time. She will probably have started jerking you off. Kiss your way down to her va-jay-jay. Start licking around her pussy and then give it a quick swipe and stop. Rub the area around her slit and start licking everywhere but her clit. Wait until she begs for it and then go to town. Lick that shit like a maniac and she will start moaning and humping your face. While you are licking her clit, stick two fingers in and do the "come hither" with your middle and index pointed upwards on her g-spot. You should have made her come at least twice by now. She should be gushing by now.

Now enjoy a blowjob for a few minutes and get ready to fuck. Positing yourself in between her legs but do not put it in. Rub the head of your dick around the opening, paying special attention to her clit. Position the tip by the opening when she really starting moaning. Put it half way in a pull it out. Do that a few times and go back to rubbing the head. Finally she will beg you to fuck her. Bang he slowly to start and then pound her out towards the end.

You are now a stud. If you are a virgin and do all these things your first time you will look way more experienced than you are, you will definitely make her satisfied and you will last a lot longer. When you both come, it will be incredible. This technique has worked for me with every single girl I've ever fucked and it will for you too. Some of this is common sense but if done in this order and you don't jump right into things you will be a sex god in this girl's eyes.

TL;DR: Go fuck yourself, skim through it. It's about how to build up to sex and to truly satisfy any girl.

This is exactly why sex sucks these days. Notice how it's all about "her" and what to do to "her"?

Women are socially conditioned to hate sex(they inherently do to some degree), so foreplay was invented to convince women to allow you to stick it in her. That's the only reason it exists.

The problem is sex still sucks after you manipulate her through foreplay. It's all the woman's fault though; they know that they are terrible at sex and that's one of the main reasons they hate it so much. It's because of the same reasons why women often have low self-esteem; they think people hate them so they act like they have low self-esteem.

Women are stupid idiopathic creatures, so the only way to have real good sex through them is not through foreplay but by convincing them that they are sex goddesses. This means forcing them to participate in sex instead of just laying there. Then you can teach her stuff so she will eventually get good at it.

And if they still want to lay there, the very least they can do is stick their rear in the air, ass over snatch. Missionary position is a very uncomfortable and boring position.

[adhesive tape]

Well good thing this thread attracted some of the virgins and inexperienced borderline faggots on zoklet. I know you resent the factually accurate and useful write up I posted because you'll probably never have a chance to give it a shot or would rather come up with excuses like "I shouldn't have to do that" or "not all women all like that stuff". This shit doesn't take hours as someone said and it isn't just for the woman. If you do all this properly: you'll be hard as a rock, you'll last longer, you'll get some satisfaction from knowing you actually satisfied the girl and when you come its going to be way better.

[Malcolm Equis]

this shit is primo and deserves thanks.

sure its not worth doing on some stupid club slut, but for girls you want to stick around it is.

[tweakmode]

i used to do this all tha time wen i was single. It leaves memorable impressions w/ tha chic. Do this now w/ my gf but gotta keep things fresh & switch it up from time to time. Excellent advice OP.

Another thing- i dont ever eat out a chic i just met... But this works perfectly fine as a technique w/o it anyway, just put a lil more time into tha fingerin & she wont complain.

[Derision]

Originally Posted by adhesive tape

I don't think I invented anything new here or mean to brag about how much of a stud I am, this thread is for all the inexperienced/virgin losers here on zoklet that rarely/never get laid. Follow some of the directions in this thread and you might manage to satisfy a woman one day!

Women are way more mental than men when it comes to sex. Guys often get turned on my physical touch and visual input from a chick while girls are all about being romantic, cooking them dinner, pouring them some wine and flirting with them, building up to the point at which you make your move. One you do start making out with them you have to take it slow. Kiss her and slowly build up in intensity. Start tickling the small of her back with your finger tip and putting your hands on her hips.

After a good long while of just making out and touching non sexually, move your hands slowly form her back and hips to her ass. Grab her ass and touch it lightly. Slowly move your hands up from her hips to her tits and lightly touch them as you begin to lightly kiss her neck. Kissing a girls neck is your secret fucking weapon, that shit is like crack for most women. After a little bit more kissing start undoing her bra and pull off her shirt and bra simultaneously. To quickly and skillfully taker her bra off put your middle finger in the middle of the clip underneath her strap and your ring and index on the two alongside on the outside of the strap. Boom! You look like a pimp.

Now kiss a nice steady slow trail from her neck down to her tits. Lightly kiss and suck the nipples and if she's into it give her a slight nibble. Kiss your way back up to her neck. By now she should be moaning a little bit and grinding/dry humping herself into your boner. Now you have to be bold. Move your hands to her tits and play with her nipples with your index and thumb. Now tickle your way from her tits down her stomach and start lightly brushing against her pubic mound. Increase with intensity until you start rubbing her slit through her pants. She'll probably be moaning while you make out and start taking off her own pants. Take off yours.

Now slip off those panties and move your hand to just above her twat. Put a little bit of pressure on her and start massaging. Move your hand REALLY slowly down until you get to her cunt. It should be dripping wet by now. Spit on your fingers and start lightly petting her. Stick your finger in and get it wetter. Start increasing speed and pressure without putting too much on her clit just yet. When she really start getting going stat rubbing that clit. If you get a good rithym and pressure you can easily make her cum a few times right now.

You should be making out and kissing her neck this whole time. She will probably have started jerking you off. Kiss your way down to her va-jay-jay. Start licking around her pussy and then give it a quick swipe and stop. Rub the area around her slit and start licking everywhere but her clit. Wait until she begs for it and then go to town. Lick that shit like a maniac and she will start moaning and humping your face. While you are licking her clit, stick two fingers in and do the "come hither" with your middle and index pointed upwards on her g-spot. You should have made her come at least twice by now. She should be gushing by now.

Now enjoy a blowjob for a few minutes and get ready to fuck. Positing yourself in between her legs but do not put it in. Rub the head of your dick around the opening, paying special attention to her clit. Position the tip by the opening when she really starting moaning. Put it half way in a pull it out. Do that a few times and go back to rubbing the head. Finally she will beg you to fuck her. Bang he slowly to start and then pound her out towards the end.

You are now a stud. If you are a virgin and do all these things your first time you will look way more experienced than you are, you will definitely make her satisfied and you will last a lot longer. When you both come, it will be incredible. This technique has worked for me with every single girl I've ever fucked and it will for you too. Some of this is common sense but if done in this order and you don't jump right into things you will be a sex god in this girl's eyes.

TL;DR: Go fuck yourself, skim through it. It's about how to build up to sex and to truly satisfy any girl.

Originally Posted by HampTheToker

A real romantic nigga likes foreplay just as much as the woman does.

I don't get off by just getting off. That's a typical guy. I don't want to be a typical guy. I want to be a memorable guy. Taking your time and doing it right is memorable as fuck. Besides, I've never been a hit and quit it kind of person. I want a woman that appreciates the lengths I'll go to please her and vice versa. And, not just in bed. In all things.

Intimacy, nigga. That's where the real pleasure is. Sure, there can, and will most likely, be pain involved, but you can't let someone close enough to love you unless you're willing to take the risk that eventually you will be hurt or disappointed by something they say or do at some point. Dealing with those hurts in a healthy way will strengthen a relationship and minimize recurrence.

So, yeah. Fuck you guys. Not really, though. I'm a romantic and idgaf. I still believe in love, but that's also probably why I'm still single.

Awwwww.

[JeffreyH]

Let me explain myself. What the OP described is perfect the first time you are having sex with a girl. Maybe a few times after that.

But past that, if you're having sex 10 times a week, it's something you use sporadically. More often than not, both her - and you - would just want to fuck. Good luck trying to hold her back when she wakes up horny next to you and nearly rapes you.

Also, a big part at work here is that she doesn't know what's coming. You really need to mix it up.

That's all that I was saying.

But yes, for a first encounter that does work really well, but I think that's something a lot of guys would do naturally.

[Tinted Glass]

95% of the time I'd really rather just make out then hump. But I'm weird, and just don't like having a lot of attention directed towards me. It's awkward.

[ratfrink]

Originally Posted by JeffreyH

Good luck trying to hold her back when she wakes up horny next to you and nearly rapes you.

I lol'ed, and I agree with your post.

[southernsun]

Originally Posted by JeffreyH

Good luck trying to hold her back when she wakes up horny next to you and nearly rapes you.

Definitely, happens all the time, rarely is foreplay included in my sex and only if its a marathon session, most of the women I've been with prefer cock inside them anyway

[Mr. White]

If that's your original writing, congrats on a good read. Pretty accurate to what I try and do myself most times I fuck a girl but I must admit I dont think I've made a girl cum "atleast twice" during foreplay. I'll have to work on that.

But I must back the OP up and commend these methods and steps to make a girl happy with your performance.

[GreatestGatsby4]

lol im so glad i have a gf and dont have to deal with this shit

[adhesive tape]

Originally Posted by Mr. White

If that's your original writing, congrats on a good read. Pretty accurate to what I try and do myself most times I fuck a girl but I must admit I dont think I've made a girl cum "atleast twice" during foreplay. I'll have to work on that.

But I must back the OP up and commend these methods and steps to make a girl happy with your performance.

I did write it myself. I did it because I figure most of the people here rarely/never get laid and don't know how to satisfy a woman. I have perfected this technique over the last few years and I change it up from girl to girl or night to night to keep it fresh and to make sure its what she wants. I used a slightly modified version of the above steps the other night and made a girl come about 4-5 times total by the time we were done sexing. She even said "thank you" before she left.

You probably didn't take it slow enough and do enough teasing. Also the stuff you do before you even start making out or anything is super important in turning her on too. A romantic dinner that you cooked yourself or something else that's personal, shows her you care and puts her in a comfortable, emotionally aroused state.

Gatsby: you probably don't satisfy your gf very much then. This shit isn't just for her either, building up your orgasm and satisfying the woman your with is pretty fucking hot, it makes me hard as a rock and cum like a firehose. You say it like rubbing a girls clit, sucking her tits and rubbing your dick on her cunt is a chore, that shits all cool in my book anyway.

[1983]

Originally Posted by adhesive tape

I did write it myself. I did it because I figure most of the people here rarely/never get laid and don't know how to satisfy a woman. I have perfected this technique over the last few years and I change it up from girl to girl or night to night to keep it fresh and to make sure its what she wants. I used a slightly modified version of the above steps the other night and made a girl come about 4-5 times total by the time we were done sexing. She even said "thank you" before she left.

You probably didn't take it slow enough and do enough teasing. Also the stuff you do before you even start making out or anything is super important in turning her on too. A romantic dinner that you cooked yourself or something else that's personal, shows her you care and puts her in a comfortable, emotionally aroused state.

Gatsby: you probably don't satisfy your gf very much then. This shit isn't just for her either, building up your orgasm and satisfying the woman your with is pretty fucking hot, it makes me hard as a rock and cum like a firehose. You say it like rubbing a girls clit, sucking her tits and rubbing your dick on her cunt is a chore, that shits all cool in my book anyway.

You... Are going after the wrong sort of girl.

Give em to me raunchy and rough that you basically get into a punching match as well as a good bought of fucking.

Used my belt a few times when doing this... The one time I grabbed a chick by the hair and hit her with my belt down the ass crack and it curled around and hit her right in the clam... She and the tip of my belt got very wet.... Along with the rug in my bathroom.



Al

[HelloClarice]

Originally Posted by adhesive tape

I did write it myself. I did it because I figure most of the people here rarely/never get laid and don't know how to satisfy a woman. I have perfected this technique over the last few years and I change it up from girl to girl or night to night to keep it fresh and to make sure its what she wants. I used a slightly modified version of the above steps the other night and made a girl come about 4-5 times total by the time we were done sexing. She even said "thank you" before she left.

You probably didn't take it slow enough and do enough teasing. Also the stuff you do before you even start making out or anything is super important in turning her on too. A romantic dinner that you cooked yourself or something else that's personal, shows her you care and puts her in a comfortable, emotionally aroused state.

Gatsby: you probably don't satisfy your gf very much then. This shit isn't just for her either, building up your orgasm and satisfying the woman your with is pretty fucking hot, it makes me hard as a rock and cum like a firehose. You say it like rubbing a girls clit, sucking her tits and rubbing your dick on her cunt is a chore, that shits all cool in my book anyway.

this. how many of you watch girl-on-girl porn? the way they have sex is exactly what you guys consider foreplay.

[Oct]

Last time i did foreplay i ended up with a throat infection, not good.

[Snoopy]

ITT: virgins can't stress enough