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Default The US government is going to shut down on March 4th

It is now universally accepted by everyone in the media.

Although the government briefly shut down in 1995, it is pointless to compare that to the present situation.

Today tax revenues are lower than ever, and we have a U6 unemployment rate of 20%. Those people and their family members who depend on unemployment checks, social security checks, food stamps, etc are going to have only what little, if any savings they have to survive.

Fed employees will not receive their paychecks. Airport security will be absent.

How this will play out will be interesting. It could mean political disaster for either party. It could lead to civil unrest. Your mother's ass could get raped... We'll just have to see.
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Cool.

http://m.neontommy.com/news/2011/02/...nment-shutdown

Is that what you've been reading?
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What happened in 95'?
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Default Re: The US government is going to shut down on March 4th

Unoriginality is boring.

However, I do need to get to sleep so I think I'll continue reading your posts. Should do the trick nicely.
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Default Re: The US government is going to shut down on March 4th

Fed employees were forced by security guards to stay home... Some other stuff happened, including the birth of Bleeding Kansas by caesarian section. BK, a zoklet mod, was voted world's ugliest baby by Time magazine readers.
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Default Re: The US government is going to shut down on March 4th

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Fed employees were forced by security guards to stay home... Some other stuff happened, including the birth of Bleeding Kansas by caesarian section. BK, a zoklet mod, was voted world's ugliest baby by Time magazine readers.

Why don't you do something with your amazing creative and literary talents other than waste peoples time with your trolling?
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OP is getting lazy with his trolling
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better buy all the gold you can, right?
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better steal all the gold you can, right?
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Old 02-22-2011, 07:15 PM
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Default Re: The US government is going to shut down on March 4th

It won't shut down, the economy will stutter and falter, but in the end....it'll revive itself and people will go back to a mundane way of life, forgetting all the injustice and suffering that a free market economy has brought the world because they are once again comfortable and secure.

Until we ourselves shut it down, it'll run forever off of our labor and lives.
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Old 02-22-2011, 07:17 PM
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Default Re: The US government is going to shut down on March 4th

Although it seems increasingly likely that the government will face a shutdown, the Republicans, if they care about their popular image, will probably come to a compromise in short time so even if it happens, it probably won't last any longer the 1995 government shutdown. Although that's not to say that there won't be a permanent shutdown in the future if the government's finances follow the current trend.

During the 1995 shutdown, services deemed essential continued to function and federal employees still received pay for the time they were out of work.

Funny that this is over a proposed $61 billion dollar cut in the budget when the deficit is predicted at over $1.6 trillion.
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Old 02-22-2011, 07:23 PM
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It won't shut down, the economy will stutter and falter, but in the end....it'll revive itself and people will go back to a mundane way of life, forgetting all the injustice and suffering that a free market economy has brought the world because they are once again comfortable and secure.

Until we ourselves shut it down, it'll run forever off of our labor and lives.
This has nothing to do with an economic collapse. The government shutdown is due to an inability to compromise on a budget. If Republicans agreed to Obama's budget, then there wouldn't be a shutdown in March.
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Old 02-22-2011, 07:29 PM
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Default Re: The US government is going to shut down on March 4th

The government doesn't just fucking shut down. Sure people won't be getting paid, but would you rather sit on your ass and do nothing or work a few days without pay to make sure your country doesn't collapse?
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Default Re: The US government is going to shut down on March 4th

so JFLC is a student blogging for USC Anneberg?
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Default Re: The US government is going to shut down on March 4th

It's already bankrupt, because the criminals in the White House already let the corporations walk away with everything. Just because they haven't declared bankruptcy in no way means they aren't bankrupt - because they are. The only thing left is who's gonna make the announcement. Oh, and just wait until the US dollar isn't the global currency anymore... which is just around the next corner; it will be the Euro. Once that happens... utter chaos in the United States... even as we speak some American stores are refusing to accept their own currency, and they have signs posted on the store alerting customers of this.

The American dollar is really only worth $0.20 right now.
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Old 02-22-2011, 07:41 PM
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"I think anyone who was here in 1995 knows the disastrous result that occurs when you throw down the gauntlet and say it has to be this way," Sen. Schumer said. "[Speaker of the House John] Boehner is a smart guy and a decent guy, but I think he's under huge pressure from people who don't have the same experience."

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Default Re: The US government is going to shut down on March 4th

lol


I've got a court date march 7th


I would instantly transcend the physical universe if somehow my court date gets canceled on march 4th

for some reason I HIGHLY doubt that is going to happen
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Old 02-22-2011, 09:48 PM
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The government doesn't just fucking shut down. Sure people won't be getting paid, but would you rather sit on your ass and do nothing or work a few days without pay to make sure your country doesn't collapse?
Federal employees were paid the last time the government shut down.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/poli...af.html?r=news
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Old 02-22-2011, 09:58 PM
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I got a question about this situation, Will I get payed? I live in canada and I really need my money!
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It's already bankrupt, because the criminals in the White House already let the corporations walk away with everything. Just because they haven't declared bankruptcy in no way means they aren't bankrupt - because they are. The only thing left is who's gonna make the announcement. Oh, and just wait until the US dollar isn't the global currency anymore... which is just around the next corner; it will be the Euro. Once that happens... utter chaos in the United States... even as we speak some American stores are refusing to accept their own currency, and they have signs posted on the store alerting customers of this.

The American dollar is really only worth $0.20 right now.
The Euro seems pretty shitty. Probably not as bad as the dollar, of course.

Well, I'll still get my SSI on the first, I don't care, but they're definitely going to use this "emergency" to rush some garbage through.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was orchestrated.
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Old 02-22-2011, 10:46 PM
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I got a question about this situation, Will I get payed? I live in canada and I really need my money!
No, you will not get paid because in short time, your job will cease to exist.
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We should all just get in some cars and go kick ass.

Wall street bankers, politicians, Fox News staff, just get all their addresses and have a good old rumble. I guarantee you things would improve.

JFLC won't be invited of course, because no one will want to sit next to him in the car. Especially considering he probably looks and smells as bad as he trolls.
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The Unites States' biggest mistake of the century was handing over authority of the United States Treasury to the Jewish bankers during World War II in exchange for unlimited funding for their war machines without expectation of repayment. Once the bankers got complete control of the printing presses, they could simply print unlimited amounts of unbacked currency, and the US administration has had no say in that all these years since they sold their own country's treasury. I can't think of another country in the world who actually sold their own treasury for quick loans.
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Jews going to control us all oh noes..
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The Unites States' biggest mistake of the century was handing over authority of the United States Treasury to the Jewish bankers during World War II in exchange for unlimited funding for their war machines without expectation of repayment. Once the bankers got complete control of the printing presses, they could simply print unlimited amounts of unbacked currency, and the US administration has had no say in that all these years since they sold their own country's treasury. I can't think of another country in the world who actually sold their own treasury for quick loans.
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been waiting for this to happen
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This will be fun.
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Can't wait until March 4 when the government is still running.

Seriously, they passed an extension to decide on the budget and it will last for a few more months before any more of this mess comes up.

Suck it JFLC, suck it dry.
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What are you trying to say? That you think the United States administration runs its own treasury and prints its own money?
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can't we just feed boehner fatty steaks until he chokes to death and fix this overnight
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