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05-25-2012, 08:04 PM
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Marquis
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Hatoful Boyfriend, a Japanese datingsim
I NEED to play this game!! It's a Japanese dating-sim. You're a girl in highschool, who wants to get laid. So you engage in conversations and have multiple options for boyfriends.
Except they're all pigeons.
Yes, this is a Japanese datingsim about a girl who's trying to get laid by pigeons. Everyone on earth died because of the birdflu, and you're the last human left. Pigeons are now the dominant species on the planet. Well, there's also a psychotic, mass murdering partridge called Shuu. But still. Oh, and you live in a cave.
I am not shitting you.
Really Japan, what the fuck?!
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05-25-2012, 08:22 PM
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Duke
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Re: Hatoful Boyfriend, a Japanese datingsim
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05-25-2012, 08:27 PM
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Marquis
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Re: Hatoful Boyfriend, a Japanese datingsim
Classiest motherfucker ever.
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05-25-2012, 08:28 PM
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Duke
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Re: Hatoful Boyfriend, a Japanese datingsim
lol as funny as this is, why the fuck would you want to play this? it looks like it will get boring after a while
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05-25-2012, 08:34 PM
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Marquis
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Re: Hatoful Boyfriend, a Japanese datingsim
Boring? With characters like a mass-murdering partridge? I actually meant that. He murders your other potential love-interests, takes you out on a date where you both eat the murdered pigeons and he gives you a writing quill. He then tells you he will "examine you very 'intimately'", cuts you open, has sex with your corpse and cuts off your head and keeps it on a shelf.
I wish I was just making this up as I go along, but I'm truly not.
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05-25-2012, 08:37 PM
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Baron
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Re: Hatoful Boyfriend, a Japanese datingsim
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Originally Posted by Satyr
I wish I was just making this up as I go along, but I'm truly not
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05-25-2012, 08:45 PM
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Loki
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Re: Hatoful Boyfriend, a Japanese datingsim
I just came.
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05-25-2012, 08:59 PM
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Marquis
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Re: Hatoful Boyfriend, a Japanese datingsim
Okay moron (lol), you don't believe me:
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05-25-2012, 09:35 PM
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Marquis
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Re: Hatoful Boyfriend, a Japanese datingsim
Though it was an interesting/hilarious read, no, I didn't get it from there. A friend of mine showed me this, so he probably did.
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05-25-2012, 09:47 PM
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Re: Hatoful Boyfriend, a Japanese datingsim
Where do you get this game? It looks cool.
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05-25-2012, 09:59 PM
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Archduke
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Re: Hatoful Boyfriend, a Japanese datingsim
I love insane shit like this. Go Japan.
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05-26-2012, 08:59 AM
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Red Baron of WWIII
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Re: Hatoful Boyfriend, a Japanese datingsim
They should have made this shit years ago when I was still a dope head.
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05-26-2012, 09:17 AM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: Hatoful Boyfriend, a Japanese datingsim
sounds retarded, i would be bored shitless in like 5 minutes.
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05-26-2012, 09:41 AM
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Baron
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Re: Hatoful Boyfriend, a Japanese datingsim
Shuffle is probably better.
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05-26-2012, 10:06 AM
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Archduke
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Re: Hatoful Boyfriend, a Japanese datingsim
Boompf
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05-26-2012, 10:11 AM
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Baron
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Re: Hatoful Boyfriend, a Japanese datingsim
If I was playing this and my parents walked in I would switch to porn. Its easier to explain.
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05-26-2012, 10:40 AM
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Duke
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Re: Hatoful Boyfriend, a Japanese datingsim
Old.
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05-26-2012, 11:05 AM
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Cat Fucker
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Re: Hatoful Boyfriend, a Japanese datingsim
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It's still more plausible than Ron Paul getting elected.
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Ooh, harsh.
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05-26-2012, 06:09 PM
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Archduke
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Re: Hatoful Boyfriend, a Japanese datingsim
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Originally Posted by JeffreyH
If I was playing this and my parents walked in I would switch to porn. Its easier to explain.
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I lol'd. Hard.
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05-26-2012, 06:21 PM
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Re: Hatoful Boyfriend, a Japanese datingsim
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Originally Posted by Snoopy
They should have made this shit years ago when I was still a dope head.
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This. 
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06-08-2012, 06:37 AM
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Marquis
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Re: Hatoful Boyfriend, a Japanese datingsim
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06-08-2012, 07:05 AM
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Knight
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Re: Hatoful Boyfriend, a Japanese datingsim
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
I must have missed this thread when it started. this shit is fucking hilareous.
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