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I wish this was a joke or photoshop....unfortunately, its not.





(look closely at the trigger(s) in the second pic...its pretty pathetic they cant unify them)

Almost as awesome as:

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Old 06-03-2012, 12:32 AM
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I wish this was a joke or photoshop....unfortunately, its not.





(look closely at the trigger(s) in the second pic...its pretty pathetic they cant unify them)
1 trigger for two barrels=more than one shot per trigger pull=machine gun
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Old 06-03-2012, 03:25 AM
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The famous WWII-era Sten submachine gun. Looks cheap. Is cheap. Was designed to be cheap, even. But it was effective, easy to use and has a colorful history.
Almost as kewl and ugly as the Owen gun


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Old 06-03-2012, 05:49 AM
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The famous WWII-era Sten submachine gun. Looks cheap. Is cheap. Was designed to be cheap, even. But it was effective, easy to use and has a colorful history.
While not pretty I would not all the Sten ugly. It's beauty was in is utilitarian effectiveness for the role is was intended to serve. Which was the same role the American M3 "Grease Gun" (.45 ACP) served, it was cheaper to produce, lighter, more accurate, and had a slightly slower rate of fire than it's 9mm sub machine competitors of the day.
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Old 06-03-2012, 05:54 AM
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1 trigger for two barrels=more than one shot per trigger pull=machine gun
You're probably right, but I was thinking....what happens if you dont pull both triggers at the exact same time? The more I think about it, the dumber that gun gets

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Old 06-03-2012, 05:57 AM
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i bet that double barrel pistol has crazy feed problems.


maybe not though.


and how dare someone call the mosin ugly.
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Old 06-03-2012, 06:00 AM
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Almost as kewl and ugly as the Owen gun


If and had a baby, that would be it.

What an ugly... ugly baby.
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Old 06-05-2012, 08:56 AM
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Frommer Model 1910. Uglier than the Frommer STOP?
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The WWII G.I. would have been a little less iconic if this was the path chosen...



Johnson Rifle, stripper clip fed, rotating magazine.
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Old 06-05-2012, 05:13 PM
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Part of me really, really wants to hate this and call it ugly for reasons both practical and aesthetic, but....Somehow, I just can't. I actually think it's awesome, lol, but most seem to find it ugly.
If you're gunna post guns from Sons of Guns, you might as well just add any firearm that has Red Jacket stamped on it, they make some fuckin ugly builds.
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Old 06-05-2012, 05:32 PM
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The WWII G.I. would have been a little less iconic if this was the path chosen...



Johnson Rifle, stripper clip fed, rotating magazine.
Speaking of ugly WW2 guns...

The Volksturmgewehr. According to one website, the entire barrel shroud is a slide
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The WWII G.I. would have been a little less iconic if this was the path chosen...



Johnson Rifle, stripper clip fed, rotating magazine.
I have to admit that I like that one.

I think the Desert Eagle is a piece of shit, ugly and heavy motherfucking weapon.
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Old 06-05-2012, 11:17 PM
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Default Re: Ugly Gun Contest

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i bet that double barrel pistol has crazy feed problems.


maybe not though.


and how dare someone call the mosin ugly.
The best looking Mosin I ever saw was the one I burned to roast my marshmallows over.
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I have to admit that I like that one.
Thing looks quite steampunk, doesn't it?
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If you can find this at auction or for sale, I will buy it.



That is most awesome thing I have ever born witness to, aside from my massive penis.
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Thing looks quite steampunk, doesn't it?
Yeah it does but that doesn't take anything away from it.
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Yeah it does but that doesn't take anything away from it.
Absolutely.
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Absolutely.
I hope you are talking about the 10-barreled pistol up there and not that boring looking rifle.
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That is most awesome thing I have ever born witness to, aside from my massive penis.
Bet if you tucked that in your waist band and it went off you'd find it cool too.

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Bet if you tucked that in your waist band and it went off you'd find it cool too.

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I imagined wearing it in a low-slung holster on my hip, tbh.
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If and had a baby, that would be it.

What an ugly... ugly baby.
I remember the popo busted an illegal gun factory making these when I was living there in 04. Could you imagine some mid level eccy dealer trying to solve his "business problems" with one of those? Would be hilarious

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there's some completely badass and beautiful guns in this thread.
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