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Old 05-08-2012, 10:58 AM
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http://www.asstr.org/~Arthur_Saxon/Y...ld_Day_js.html

This shit is very old, but has been updated multiple times since it was originally posted on Totse. Needless to say, it's fucking hilarious.

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Old 05-08-2012, 11:08 AM
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You and Daphne are both rather subdued as the bus takes you back to school, but you take comfort from the fact that both your cunt and Daphne's are still crammed full of horse manure. You giggle about this with Daphne and the two of you promise to share many more adventures together.

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Old 05-08-2012, 11:14 AM
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Told you it was lulz! So much shit...

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Old 05-08-2012, 12:43 PM
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You smear Daphne's poo all over your breasts, belly and pussy, and she giggles with delight. Then she grins and jumps into the bath with you, lying down on top of you with her breasts pressed against yours. She wiggles back and forth, so that the poo soon covers all of her torso as well, then she kisses you passionately on the lips. You find each other's cunts with your fingers, and make love in the bath for several minutes. Eventually, however, you decide between you that you had better get clean, so you soap each other's bodies under a warm shower until you are both clean. Returning to Daphne's room, you both get dressed. Just then, however, a face appears around the door. It is the farmer - Daphne's father - and he demands to know why the two of you are here instead of touring the farm. Daphne, thinking quickly, tells him that you fell down and got your panties muddy, and she was lending you a fresh pair. The farmer grunts and tells you to hurry up and get back to your group. He obviously does not trust Daphne, for he accompanies you both for the rest of the day. When the bus finally comes to collect you all, it is a great relief to get away from the old tyrant. You and Daphne make up for lost time now, stealing kisses whenever you can and spending plenty of time with your hands up each other's skirts. By the time the bus gets back to school, the two of you have promised to share many more sexual adventures.
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Old 05-08-2012, 04:51 PM
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69 views and 2 post from users. You can't tell me you guys are too busy for a choose your own adventure featuring a plethora of sexual decadence and titillating escapades?!
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You allow Eric to slide his erection deep into your cunt, while Ted watches in awe. Eric starts thrusting, and pretty soon he comes, shooting his semen into your womb. As he climbs off you, you signal for Ted to take his place, which he does eagerly. Ted is rather smaller than Eric, but he fucks you for a longer time before shooting his load into you. As he pulls out, sperm from both of your lovers leaks out of you. You remain lying there with your legs spread for the next couple of hours, as Ted and Eric fondle and suck on your breasts and finger your pussy and anus. Eventually, when they have recouped their energies, you get Ted to lie down on his back. You then climb on top of him and lower your cunt on to his erection, before lying face down on top of him. You tell Eric to fuck your anus, and he willingly obliges, spitting on your sphincter to lubricate it and pushing his hard penis slowly but surely into your rectum. When he is fully buried, he starts to thrust into your anus while Ted fucks your cunt from below. Soon, fresh loads of sperm are shooting into your womb and bowels respectively. After this session, you all get dressed and rejoin the other groups for lunch, although you can barely walk by this time and sitting down is painful. That afternoon is rather more boring, as you are shown around en masse by the farmer. But you are cheered by the thoughts of the morning's exploits, the news of which, unbeknown to you, is spreading among your classmates. By the time you get back to school, you will be known as the school slut. Whether that is a bad thing or not, only time will tell...

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Im so hard right now.....
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I like the one on there where the waiter pours all the mussels and fish and stew into that lady's pussy
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It is the morning of your sixteenth birthday. You wake up and go to your wardrobe to pick out your clothes for the day. You have school, unfortunately, but you've heard that there is a field trip today, so hopefully you'll get out of some of your lessons. You put on some white cotton panties and a bra, followed by a white blouse, but you pause for a moment while you decide which skirt to wear. There are three to choose from. Will you wear:

a) The one that comes down to three inches above the knee?
b) The one that's slightly shorter than mid-thigh length?
c) The old one you used to wear when you were eleven?
Choosing anything less than option C would be a crime against the internets, no?
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Choosing anything less than option C would be a crime against the internets, no?
i chose c and ended up with

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You quickly do your business, wipe, and flush, then make your way to the Headmaster's study. You knock, and he calls you in, then gasps at the sight of your microskirt. He fetches a longer skirt from the second-hand ship, gets you to put it on, and confiscates your microskirt. He then sends you back to your lesson, the rest of which passes uneventfully.
i swear the guy that wrote this is some scat freak. i had like 4 options in a row that involved needing a dump.
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do they even need to ask???

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Afterwards you all troop out into the schoolyard where you assemble for the field trip. A bus is waiting, and after a roll call is taken, everybody climbs aboard. You enter with your friends Kelly and Marianne, but when they take a double seat together you realise you will have to sit apart from them. You notice a spare seat next to Brian, the bespectacled class geek, and another spare seat next to Daphne, a girl whom some of your friends suspect to be a lesbian. Will you:

a) Sit next to Brian?
b) Sit next to Daphne?
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The guy who wrote this is a sick fuck
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The guy who wrote this is my idol.
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Daphne looks shocked, but plays along and continues kissing you while the boys take out their penises and start peeing all over you. You break away from Daphne's kiss long enough to get a mouthful of urine, then you turn back to your lover and dribble the golden fluid directly into her mouth. She swallows it and you smile warmly at her. The two of you continue to make love, oblivious to the growing audience and the snapping of several different cameras. Word has spread, it seems. Unfortunately the crowd converging on this building attracts the attention of the farmer, who comes to investigate. When he sees his daughter naked, lying in manure and making out with another naked girl, he practically screams with rage. He grabs both of you by the wrists and drags you out of the manure. He hauls you out of the building and around to the main farmyard, where several of his hands are standing by. He orders one of them to switch on a hose that is attached to a tap on the outside of the farmhouse, and then he pushes you and Daphne forward to get hosed down. You squeal as the cold water hammers into your body, but the farmer will not let you escape, and you are forced to endure the humiliation of being washed clean while naked in front of all your classmates and the farmhands, who are all laughing fit to burst. By the time the hoses are turned off, the farmer has been up to Daphne's bedroom and returned with towels and fresh clothes. He makes you get dry and dressed then and there, much to your continued humiliation. For the rest of the day, he insists on accompanying you to make sure you don't get into any more trouble. You and Daphne are both rather subdued as the bus takes you back to school, but you take comfort from the fact that both your cunt and Daphne's are still crammed full of horse manure. You giggle about this with Daphne and the two of you promise to share many more adventures together.
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I got Daphne to have hot lesbian sex with me by the river.

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Daphne's eyes widen in horror, but the thought clearly arouses a certain excitement in her, and she agrees. You show her how to shorten her skirt by turning her waistband over a few times, and when you are done, her hemline only covers her buttocks by half an inch. Daphne is terrified about meeting up with everyone else like this, but you manage to persuade her, and the two of you rejoin the rest of your classmates for lunch. For a while Daphne enjoys the attention that her microskirt brings, but unfortunately a gust of wind soon reveals to everybody that she is not wearing panties, and she gets teased so much that she is compelled to unfold her waistband a few times in order to prevent a recurrence. However, mortified though she is, she does not blame you, and by the time the bus returns to take you all back to school, the incident is practically forgotten and the two of you are the best of friends. You both resolve to have many more erotic adventures together in the future.
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I got Daphne to have hot lesbian sex with me by the river.
Very good, sir.



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Very good, sir.



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