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Sniper Elite V2 - have you already tried it?

Looks to be a great game. They say you can actually kill Adolf HItler.

According to the Metacritic it gained 070 out of 100 points of metascore.

The only problem is that none of the game reviews can explain why it's good.

Have anyone already tried it, and if so can you tell if it has multiplayer?
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its good because it only costs like 5 bucks
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Old 05-20-2012, 09:34 PM
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Default Re: Sniper Elite V2 - have you already tried it?

You can, like, shoot someone's testicles off and watch 'm pop. What's not to like?!
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Default Re: Sniper Elite V2 - have you already tried it?

Yeah! I played the demo on XBOX yesterday. It's fucking awesome, end of story.

Especially watching the bullet in super slow-mo pop testicles or enter then exit their throat and the streams of blood and all that awesome stuff.

Fuck yeah.
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Default Re: Sniper Elite V2 - have you already tried it?

And yes, apparently it does have multiplayer.
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its good because it only costs like 5 bucks
Where's that? Like £30 on steam.
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They say you can actually kill Adolf HItler.
Why the fuck would I want to do that?
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Why the fuck would I want to do that?
Because he was another crazy asshole, like Stalin and Mussolini were.

As the matter of fact I woulkd really enjoy a vg where it is possible to kill all the motherfucking dictators.
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Because he was another crazy asshole, like Stalin and Mussolini were.

As the matter of fact I woulkd really enjoy a vg where it is possible to kill all the motherfucking leaders.
You shut your commie mouth right now!
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Me no commie, me normal. Me fuck all the dictators. Dictators die I laugh.
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Because he was another crazy asshole, like Stalin and Mussolini were.

As the matter of fact I woulkd really enjoy a vg where it is possible to kill all the motherfucking dictators.
Dont forget General MacArthur, he was an evil bastard
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http://www.abc.net.au/tv/goodgame/stories/s3503484.htm

GG provides a pretty good in depth review as always (be sure to click the video).

I played the first one, and it was meh. You sort of have to be the kind of person to likes to really role play the sniping role
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Me no commie, me normal. Me fuck all the dictators. Dictators die I laugh.
Hitler wasn't a dictator. Hitler was a god.
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Hitler wasn't a dictator. Hitler was a god.
Hitler was a little vegan bitch who gave decent speeches
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Hitler was a little vegan bitch who gave decent speeches
Hitler was an omnivore for the majority of his life, you fucking retard.
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Hitler was an omnivore for the majority of his life, you fucking retard.
He was a vegan when he was in power though. And thats pretty much the only time he was worth anything
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He was a vegan when he was in power though. And thats pretty much the only time he was worth anything
He was both and omnivore and a vegan while he was in power. He became a vegan through the influence of his secretary, who was also a vegan.
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post 1: has anyone played [videogame]


post 20: hitler was not a vegan
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He was both and omnivore and a vegan while he was in power. He became a vegan through the influence of his secretary, who was also a vegan.
Hence my vegan bitch comment
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Hence my vegan bitch comment
Okay, that's your opinion, but lets measure dicks for a second.

Hitler served in WWI. He was blinded by mustard gas. He survived several major battles, including one that killed over 80% of his company. He was decorated with an iron cross for going into no mans land (the area between opposing trenches) to drag a wounded comrade to safety. He was decorated a second time for being consistently bad ass during the war.
After the war he did a bunch of other awesome shit, started paramilitary organizations, become leader of the greatest regime ever known to mankind, survived dozens of assassination attempts, tried to stop the USSR, and deported and executed a shit ton of commies/jews.


Now. You tell us what you have done that gives you the credentials to claim that Hitler is "vegan bitch".
You got to general status on Call of Duty Modern Warfare Multiplayer?

Shut your bitch ass commie mouth.
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Okay, that's your opinion, but lets measure dicks for a second.

Hitler served in WWI. He was blinded by mustard gas. He survived several major battles, including one that killed over 80% of his company. He was decorated with an iron cross for going into no mans land (the area between opposing trenches) to drag a wounded comrade to safety. He was decorated a second time for being consistently bad ass during the war.
After the war he did a bunch of other awesome shit, started paramilitary organizations, become leader of the greatest regime ever known to mankind, survived dozens of assassination attempts, tried to stop the USSR, and deported and executed a shit ton of commies/jews.


Now. You tell us what you have done that gives you the credentials to claim that Hitler is "vegan bitch".
You got to general status on Call of Duty Modern Warfare Multiplayer?

Shut your bitch ass commie mouth.
Who said we were comparing? All I stated was became a little vegan bitch to appease his woman.

If you wanna keep sucking on his pole thats your business, all im saying is that by the end of his life hitler had become a little bitch. A far cry from the returning war hero that united Germany.
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Who said we were comparing?
I did. Here's the quote: "Okay, that's your opinion, but lets measure dicks for a second."

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All I stated was became a little vegan bitch to appease his woman.
You didn't say anything about a woman, and it wasn't "his woman" anyways, it was his secretary.

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If you wanna keep sucking on his pole thats your business, all im saying is that by the end of his life hitler had become a little bitch. A far cry from the returning war hero that united Germany.
Even in a vegan state Hitler was several times the man you will ever become.


Anyways. Good talk.
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I did. Here's the quote: "Okay, that's your opinion, but lets measure dicks for a second."



You didn't say anything about a woman, and it wasn't "his woman" anyways, it was his secretary.



Even in a vegan state Hitler was several times the man you will ever become.


Anyways. Good talk.
So your honestly gonna stand here and argue with me that the man had absolutely no decline or decent into whatever and could have kept kicking along as Führer provided the nazis won?

Dont be daft, be it the veganism or all the meth something was definitely missing from 1938 -1944 Hitler and theres no wayy he had any chance of returning to be the charismatic cunt that united Germany

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I played the demo today of SEV2 myself. The demo is avaiable now.

All I can say it was boring as hell. All you do is crawling alone trough a destroyed city and kill enemies. Actually no, it is even worse than boring as hell. It is completely stupid and dull. You can't fight alone the german army only with a WWII sniper rifle.
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