Awesome last words

[White Jesus]

Title is self explanatory. Found this gem earlier

As Kevin James Taylor walked through the front door and aimed his rifle at Shannon, the powerful union boss's last words rang out: "You cunt.''

Three quick rifle shots were fired in succession from the hip - bang...bang...bang.

Then Shannon fell off his chair to the floor, dead.

[The Spanish Inquisition]

"If you strike me down now, I will become more powerful than you can possible imagine"

[Food Product]

..And when he had poured out his heart, he felt ashamed at having shown me his inmost soul like that. So he began to hate me at once.

[SoulButter]

"Eat my taint, bitches"

*blows head off*

At thanksgiving dinner.

[G-man]

Nobody shot me.
-- Frank Gusenberg, his last words, when asked by police
who had shot him 14 times with a machine gun in the Saint
Valentine's Day Massacre.
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Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?
-- Socrates' last words

[White Jesus]

Originally Posted by Food Product

..And when he had poured out his heart, he felt ashamed at having shown me his inmost soul like that. So he began to hate me at once.

It would be nice if ya told us who said it and in what circumstance

[Savino]

Cant remember who said it, but someones last words were "lets do it!"

[White Jesus]

Originally Posted by Savino

Cant remember who said it, but someones last words were "lets do it!"

According to the almighty wikipedia it was this charming fella
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Gilmore#Execution

[SHARP]

"Yes, hurry it up, you Hoosier bastard! I could kill ten men while you're fooling around!" -Carl Panzram at his execution.

He was shithead for sure, but that was some fairly ballsy last words.

[007GoldenShower]

"Off for a dip, Honey. Back soon."

- Harold Holt

[whocares]

"They couldn't hit an elephant from this distance" - U.S. Civil War General John Sedgwick, immediately prior to his being shot dead by a sniper.

"Nope. It's the red wire."

"Kool-aid tastes weird."

"It's not even loaded."

"Watch out for that sniper over th-"

[Michael Scott]

Originally Posted by The Spanish Inquisition

"If you strike me down now, I will become more powerful than you can possible imagine"

I wish i had said that before I got beat up by these mexicans in middle school.

also...we have a history forum????

[Food Product]

"Abracadabra"
-Alfred Borden at his execution

[Struwwelpeter]

Last words are kind of gay in a "theatrical faggot" sort of way, don't you think?

[Vizier]

"Hey, fellas! How about a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries' ".
-James French at the electric chair

[White Jesus]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

Last words are kind of gay in a "theatrical faggot" sort of way, don't you think?

God damm faggots gotta ruin everything kewl.

[TB12]

respawning in 3.2.1

[Retard Synrdome]

"Ate is a faggot"

- God

[Proots]

"If you don't like it then, you can fuck off." Keith Moon's last words to his girlfriend, concerning an argument about why she wouldn't make him steak and eggs for breakfast.

[Xlite]

Old timer - I'm done. (To a bartender)

-John Mogensen.

Short after he fell over and died. He somehow knew it was over.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

Allahu Akbar!

[The Big LeBronowski]

Senna " The car seems OK..." Crashed a few seconds later and died

[p6867]

Giles Corey

"More Weight"

[shopping cart for brains]

Aldous Huxley?

[Xlite]

Now about this pickle we find ourselves in. It would appear there's only one thing left for you to do.

Inglourious Basterds Pub Scene - YouTube

Inglourious Basterds Pub Scene - YouTube
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[Zanick]

Originally Posted by shopping cart for brains

Aldous Huxley?

"LSD, 100 micrograms I.M."

[panthrax]

"I told you I was hardcore"

[p6867]

^^^^
Ripper.

[1983]

Anything said by a WW2 pilot before he hit the dirt.

Al