How do you like your women? - Page 2

adhesive tape · #41 05-12-2012, 04:43 AM

Dead.

**psychomanthis** · #42 05-12-2012, 01:51 PM

I like my women the same way i like my whiskey, twelve years old and full of alcohol.

Oct · #43 05-12-2012, 01:56 PM

big tits, end-table arse 'n tight pussy

'nuff said.

The real slim spud · #44 05-12-2012, 01:59 PM

like bricks on a wall

Cytosine · #45 05-12-2012, 02:28 PM

Like my coffee - black, bitter, preferably fair trade.

Mutant Funk Drink · #46 05-12-2012, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Cytosine

Like my coffee - black, bitter, preferably fair trade.

Like a table - on all fours and with no drawers.

Leshrac · #47 05-13-2012, 02:33 AM

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Re: How do you like your women?

Like your sex life :

Cold, dead, lying in a bed you made.

Duke Zion · #48 05-13-2012, 02:57 AM

Like me, with a cock...

crazzyass · #49 05-13-2012, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ratfrink

Like my filesystems: 16 and FAT.

12 and FAT is way better. Actually, that's a lie. From a software point of view, anyways. From a woman point of view though...

Anyways, they gotta be smart or it's a bust. You'd be surprised how many hot physics or engineering majors there are. There's something incredibly arousing about a woman that can build a guided missile system (raiding the aerospace engineering building ftw).

slicknickns · #50 05-13-2012, 03:06 AM

Mexican

moron · #51 05-13-2012, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by crazzyass

You'd be surprised how many hot physics or engineering majors there are.

crazzyass · #52 05-13-2012, 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by moron

It's true man. Two of my friends took a poetry class, assuming it'd be full of hot hipster chicks...everyone was fugly and terrible.

Meanwhile, my physics discussion group had seven very attractive girls, out of about twenty-five people total. Not bad at all.

slicknickns · #53 05-13-2012, 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Duke Zion

Like me, with a cock...

Fuck yeah, trannys

slicknickns · #54 05-13-2012, 03:38 AM

Mexican

Duke Zion · #55 05-13-2012, 03:42 AM

Down To fuck.

sexually vulnerable CPR dummy · #56 05-13-2012, 03:48 AM

Middle aged and christian.

yawanur · #57 05-13-2012, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by crazzyass

It's true man. Two of my friends took a poetry class, assuming it'd be full of hot hipster chicks...everyone was fugly and terrible.

Meanwhile, my physics discussion group had seven very attractive girls, out of about twenty-five people total. Not bad at all.

aight maybe physics.... but no way are there a surprising amount of engineering babes

if you're in shape, just get in a schedule of hitting up athletics during volleyball hours!

crazzyass · #58 05-13-2012, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by yawanur

aight maybe physics.... but no way are there a surprising amount of engineering babes

if you're in shape, just get in a schedule of hitting up athletics during volleyball hours!

It was physics for engineers, bitch.

Edit: Also, when I say "surprising amount", I mean, you know, any. Which is pretty goddamn surprising. That said, there were three/four hot girls in my programming class, and a computer science major that I studied calculus with looked like this:

Sooo...yeah. Then again, it seems like my university has a disproportionate amount of attractive women in general.

Leshrac · #59 05-14-2012, 12:11 PM

Lol, you like kikes.

jabronyo · #60 05-14-2012, 12:20 PM

Giselle - Silk @ HKRC Sessions - YouTube

ratfrink · #61 05-14-2012, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutant Funk Drink

I like girls who...

Boring. This thread is all about the puns. I made up some more:

... like I like my Mac. On my lap and burning my crotch.
... like I like my 4500w garage heater. Keeping my junk warm.
... like I like my racing bike. Skinny with a crotch-pummelling ride.
... like I like my anacondas. Capable of swallowing a water buffalo, whole.
... like I like my donkeys. Defenestrated.

I'll get my coat...

HellBent · #62 05-14-2012, 01:25 PM

I like my girls thick, not just kinda fine

WAN · #63 05-15-2012, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by ratfrink

Boring. This thread is all about the puns. I made up some more:

... like I like my Mac. On my lap and burning my crotch.
... like I like my 4500w garage heater. Keeping my junk warm.
... like I like my racing bike. Skinny with a crotch-pummelling ride.
... like I like my anacondas. Capable of swallowing a water buffalo, whole.
... like I like my donkeys. Defenestrated.

I'll get my coat...

dude you need a better computer

Blunderstar · #64 05-15-2012, 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ratfrink

Boring. This thread is all about the puns. I made up some more:

... like I like my Mac. On my lap and burning my crotch.
... like I like my 4500w garage heater. Keeping my junk warm.
... like I like my racing bike. Skinny with a crotch-pummelling ride.
... like I like my anacondas. Capable of swallowing a water buffalo, whole.
... like I like my donkeys. Defenestrated.

I'll get my coat...

Those are terrible.

Nik0 · #65 05-17-2012, 06:15 AM

Like the limit for usps express mail shipping - under 70 lbs

Carbonbased · #66 05-17-2012, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Death_Merchant

I like women that are more traditional. Nothing is hotter than a homemaker. Gets me hot when I come home to a nice meal, and a clean house. They have to have a dirty mind too, but have a wholesome look. Can't stand women dolled up like a whore. I'm a guy that likes beauty in function, and that applies to everything.

I agree greatly with above.

The greatest turn on for me is COMPETENCE, in all aspects, cooking, conversation and coitus. Girls that cant carry a converation are the worst.
"What kind of food do you like?"
"O u know whatever"
"Read any good books lately?"
"No just for class"
"Do you think the shooting of travon martin was justified?"
"OMG no, he was that black kid right?"
"

"

Chicks that are all form and no function are pathetic in my eyes, they just rely on their looks to get them by and sadly most of the time it works. For once I'd just love to be riding in a chicks car and a tire blows out, she calmly pulls off to the shoulder and says "I'll chock the wheels, the jack and iron is under the back seat and spare is on the back, I'll throw down some cardboard so you don't mess up your jacket when jacking up the car".

To witch I would reply "Bitch... I Love you."

Real Women don't need to try to be sexy with scant cloths or heavy make up, because they know they are sexy just by virtue of being real women.

slicknickns · #67 05-17-2012, 07:17 AM

Mexican

is all mememememe with me · #68 05-17-2012, 07:56 AM

like the girl in my av, stunningly beautiful, very innocent looking but when you look deep in her eyes you can see there is actually a very naughty girl inside there. here's a full size pic

slicknickns · #69 05-17-2012, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

like the girl in my av, stunningly beautiful, very innocent looking but when you look deep in her eyes you can see there is actually a very naughty girl inside there. here's a full size pic

Weren't you the one with the ex-girlfriend who had a shopping blog?