How much would you pay a hooker?

[Actor]

Too much it'll set me back too far, too little and it's like "eww". I think I'd go for a $300-$350 for a decent looking Hooker or $500 for a really hot one.

[jram]

$3.14

[bumble]

Originally Posted by jram

$3.14

Well at least she gets some pie...

[Zombie Food]

$3.13

[Food Product]

In gratitude.

[Ihaveafatcock]

$20

[Psych]

$3.50

[Asheville]

bout tree fiddy

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

ive hired shit loads of hookers in my life


least i've paid was $60 for 30 min with a butterface mexican chick in cap city tx

most i've paid is $300 FOR A GIRL with a body like my step sister shit was so fire also in cap city tx

[Duelist]

ONE DOLLAR, BOB!!!!

[gadzooks]

I've had friends pay for me to fuck hookers on more than one occasion. If I had the money, I'd probably actually make it a somewhat regular thing.

Once I got a blow job for like $30 (older, drug-using hooker, but not that bad looking all things considered), and another time it was a fuck for like $175 (much younger, like 19 or 20 or so...). The latter didn't work out that well though because I was having "performance anxiety," so it wound up being kind of a waste of money.

Luckily I wasn't the one paying in either case.

[Psych]

I'd buy that for a dollar!

[Mullen]

Originally Posted by Duelist

ONE DOLLAR, BOB!!!!

[Tokerface]

Over $9000.

[gadzooks]

Originally Posted by Tokerface

Over $9000.

That would have to be one damn fine hooker.

And she'd have to have some kind of special talent that no other hooker can perform...

[Food Product]

Would you marry Sasha Grey? Would your faith in her fidelity over ride the knowledge of how many dicks had been in her?

[Zombie Food]

Originally Posted by gadzooks

That would have to be one damn fine hooker.

And she'd have to have some kind of special talent that no other hooker can perform...

She'd have to go super sayin on you. Maybe even turn into an ape?

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Originally Posted by Food Product

Would you marry Sasha Grey? Would your faith in her fidelity over ride the knowledge of how many dicks had been in her?

"fidelity" LOL

monogamy is a myth


id marry that bitch in a heartbeat. she gets $3000 plus per movie, that bitch could make me a star. id jack off to black cock up in her. i have all the stds as is.. POKEMON GOTTA COLLECT EM ALL

[LSDaamn]

Told a bitch to holla for dolla

[dAt sHaY-d KiD]

i only pay for sex with sex

[Tokerface]

Originally Posted by Food Product

Would you marry Sasha Grey?

Of course, she's lovely.

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[LSA King]

Pay? How about she gets to keep her fucking life when its over. How much is that worth?

[rabbhimself]

Originally Posted by Actor

Too much it'll set me back too far, too little and it's like "eww". I think I'd go for a $300-$350 for a decent looking Hooker or $500 for a really hot one.

$500 is about €400.

The Red Light District (Amsterdam) will give you a fine piece of ass for €150. €400 will give you a good session with some crazy off the books kinky shit.

[SoulButter]

I would smoke as much crack as she wants with her.

[General Butt.Naked]

Prolly a couple bills, 300 or so for something a bit nicer.

Bunny ranch in Nevada has bitches for like $5000....I dont know how you can even justify that. Even if I really really REALLY needed to get laid, Id probably just go to some college bar n give some chick ecstasy n get her drunk. That or go to a commune in Northern California. Thats almost guaranteed pussy.

[Oct]

20 Euros, she was big, she was black and she was fucking worth it. The bitch said i could fuck her in the ass for another 30 but i only had 20 and still didn't get to, shouldn't have been so fucking drunk.

[General Butt.Naked]

I wish I could find a good hooker around here. Im not about to pay an escort service 200 bucks though for some chick to sit in my apartment for an hour n a half.

[adhesive tape]

I know a dude that paid $1k for a night with a hooker, but goddamn she was one of the most gorgeous women I have ever seen in my fucking life.

[Issue313]

Originally Posted by Mai'q the liar

$3.13

Khajit are the niggers of Tamriel.

[komokazi]

It'd have to be the finest bitch I had ever seen if I would even bring myself to pay for it, and even then, it won't be more than a couple bills max.

Otherwise, it's all the fucking same. Pussy is pussy.

[broseph]

i'm going to amsterdam this summer.

although i'm not sure yet if i'll get down, i wouldn't mind a rough blowjob while smoking dat herb. like 60 euros? i don't know...

[Lollygagger]

I've heard 12 yos charging 10 bucks a blow, 20 without a condom. Sounds reasonable.

[Poop]

Originally Posted by Issue313

Khajit are the niggers of Tamriel.

Huh? Wouldn't it be Dark Elves?

[rabbhimself]

Originally Posted by broseph

i'm going to amsterdam this summer.

although i'm not sure yet if i'll get down, i wouldn't mind a rough blowjob while smoking dat herb. like 60 euros? i don't know...

More like €30 for a BJ. For the record, didn't use the services of the RLD, did note average prices though (no there isn't a menu to read off, use your head).

[HelloClarice]

Originally Posted by Duelist

ONE DOLLAR, BOB!!!!

fuck you for getting to the Price Is Right joke before me!

[CurseOfMillhaven]

The prices in LA have been dropping the past few years or maybe I have become a more savvy customer. The most period is $100, though this hot asian chick blows me for $50 on a regular basis.

[36fuckin5]

I'd pay her with 200mg of MDMA. Maybe a few beers, too.

[1983]

She can have some clam chowder as payment as long as she's willing to suck it out of a hose.

Al

[ArmsMerchant]

Never hired a hooker, probably never will.

[MAYOR]

I would pay no more than $200 and I've payed way way less before. Obviously if you CAN throw around a few Gs then you can go shopping.

OP, PM me if you need me to call this girl for you.