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Old 05-11-2012, 06:10 AM
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On top of that I accidentally killed one of my friends and had to watch him writhe in pain in the street with no family around. The worst part is that I was being a dick to him, trying to scare him and that's what caused the accident.
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Old 05-11-2012, 06:18 AM
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Here's something I've never admitted to anyone, OP. When I was 17, I attempted suicide. Like, not a shitty attempt where I scratched the surface of my wirsts or anything, but a real fucking stab right into my chest. Whenever somebody calls me a pussy or whatever, I remember the time I stabbed myself right in the fucking heart - I can't believe I actually did that, like, what a badass way to try to kill yourself. I wasn't thinking straight at all though.

Anyway, obviously it didn't work, but I ended up in hospital. I don't know why I tried to kill myself. I wasn't depressed or anything... I just... can't be fucking finishing this troll post. NIGGER CHOMP.
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Meh, cry for help. Grow some balls and face the everyday obstacles that life throws at you like a fucking man. Do you know how pathetic you sound? I just wish i could put my fist through this monitor and punch you in the fucking face!
Yeah, do you? Why don't you go ahead and do that. How does that help anyone?

You're like those dipshit bullies who think they are helping motivate fat kids by bullying them until they lose weight to stop the bullying. It doesn't fucking work that way.
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Old 05-11-2012, 11:46 PM
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You're like those dipshit bullies who think they are helping motivate fat kids by bullying them until they lose weight to stop the bullying. It doesn't fucking work that way.
Worked for me. During high school they were all like, "PUSSY! PUSSY! YOU'RE A FUCKING PUUUUSSSSY!" and so I smashed their faces in with a metal baseball bat. I was no longer a pussy! = D They were so nice. Pity they're dead now.
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Old 05-12-2012, 12:23 AM
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I'd probably start dabbling in heaps of different drugs man, I found they give me some aspects of beauty in life. If you have a heap of good friends, take a heap of MDMA and go walking through a park. You'll love everything, especially colours. If you're saying death is nothing after you die, there are no colours in nothing
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Well since you don't have many loved ones, I guess you shouldn't worry about the mess.

In that case I suggest this method:



Do mad drugs so you don't pussy out. A lethal shot of heroin should finish the job, and numb the horrible pain if you pussy out last second, and miss your vitals or something.


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Instead of killing yourself, why not take up a drug habit it's not like you've got anything to loose. Might as well have a little fun while you're at it.

I hear the heroin is quite good this year.
He already has a drug habit. Chinese research chemicals and computer duster.
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As I explained in the other thread, I want nothing of this world anymore. I've come to a subconscious feeling/conclusion that I'm better off dead because maybe there's something better when I do (Which is probably nothing since dead leads to nowhere).

How do I do it? How do I override biology and finally take the first step into nothingness? How do I willfully suffocate my brain to death?

If I just hang from a rope and slowly pass out and never wake up.
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Old 05-12-2012, 11:39 AM
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Well since you don't have many loved ones, I guess you shouldn't worry about the mess.

In that case I suggest this method:



Who gives a frog's fat ass about the mess, as a last "fuck-you" i think i would turn up at some dyke convention or feminist group and traumatize the cunts with my brain matter.
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Drink a bunch of booze, go to a river, do a bunch of heroin and fall into the river.
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OP, you seem to be very informed on the role of neurotransmitters such as dopamine. I would like a detailed outline on how dopamine affects the mind and body.
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Fuck you man, why does this even seem necessary to you?
It's the try-hard mentality around here. People do that because they think they're supposed to. And, also - because the internet is the only place they can get away with being like that, without...well, experiencing whatever reaction someone would have to that response in real life.
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It's the try-hard mentality around here. People do that because they think they're supposed to. And, also - because the internet is the only place they can get away with being like that, without...well, experiencing whatever reaction someone would have to that response in real life.
It's classic zoklet man. Shit like this making my zoklet career only temporary.
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