Can u do a pull-up on a doorframe?

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

I possess a Mosquito Ultralite XE personal helicopter. I am going to ram in to in to SlickNickns's bedroom window at night.

0/10, not up to your usual standards.

[Cerberus]

I don't think this is how you open a door...

[Struwwelpeter]

Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

0/10, not up to your usual standards.

I'm glad you have me a 0/10, because I'm not here to entertain your ass, I'm here to rape it. Now pull those faggoty ass shorts off and bend over, or I'm blowing your fucking head off.

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

maybe 1/10, needs more jokes about camels or donkeys doing the raping, less cursing, too much "over the top" can ruin good trolling.

[Struwwelpeter]

I didn't come here to be good and I didn't come here to be a troll.

[Trix Are For Kids]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

I didn't come here to be good and I didn't come here to be a troll.

You are trying too hard.

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

I didn't come here to be good and I didn't come here to be a troll.

1/10 post, need to work on not sounding like you're crying.

[NamelessNom4d]

yeah I can do one pretty easy, hurts the fingers though. Not sure how many more I can do since I'm out of shape, probably only 3 or 4

[Ph0x]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

The door broke off it's hinges. Now I'm flying out to your area and I'm bringing a high definition camera and a .357 Magnum.

Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

maybe 1/10, needs more jokes about camels or donkeys doing the raping, less cursing, too much "over the top" can ruin good trolling.

[Malice]

Pull up Fail - YouTube

Pull up Fail - YouTube
Video: click to display

[komokazi]

Yes.

[reggie_love]

My shit doesn't have handholds. With a door gym or whatever the fuck I can do lots, but they aren't real pull-ups because I can't spread my grip wide enough.

[slicknickns]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

I possess a Mosquito Ultralite XE personal helicopter. I am going to ram in to in to SlickNickns's bedroom window at night.

It's nice to know I'm getting on your nerves.

Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

0/10, not up to your usual standards.

He's gotten lazier and less creative.

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

I didn't come here to be good and I didn't come here to be a troll.

Bullshit, you were gone for several months because you had more pertinent issues in your life, now you're just bored.

Originally Posted by Trix Are For Kids

You are trying too hard.

10/10

[tuer502gt]

I have this thing you place over the door frame to let you do pullups properly. I'm doing rows atm but I want to stop because I don't want to grow wings, and pulls do your centre back more

[Struwwelpeter]

10 divided by 10 = 1. Now I want you to tell me what 8 divided by 2 is. Give me the correct answer to that, and I'll give you your second grade diploma.

[slicknickns]

Originally Posted by tuer502gt

I have this thing you place over the door frame to let you do pullups properly. I'm doing rows atm but I want to stop because I don't want to grow wings, and pulls do your centre back more

Don't wanna grow wings? C'mon man, they'll make your shoulders look wider, and you'd be surprised what a girl thinks of a good back. Shit, the best thing I ever did for my "wings" was wide gripped pull ups.

[Struwwelpeter]

You'd be surprised at what girls think about a man who has never been raped in prison.

[slicknickns]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

You'd be surprised at what girls think about a man who has never been raped in prison.

Did you notice you got all the chicks after telling them your stories about how you can relate to them because you know what a cock tastes like too?

[tuer502gt]

Pulls are cool, but wings look gay from the back when wearing a loose fit shirt. I do them closer grip. Does your delts too I think.

[Struwwelpeter]

Originally Posted by slicknickns

Did you notice you got all the chicks after telling them your stories about how you can relate to them because you know what a cock tastes like too?

What the fuck is this idiot babbling about?

[Malice]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

What the fuck is this idiot babbling about?

He's pissed off because he can't visit Little Italy in Detroit.

[Your Grace]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

The door broke off it's hinges. Now I'm flying out to your area and I'm bringing a high definition camera and a .357 Magnum.

Fool, I hope you realize a door and a door frame are two different things entirely. A door is about the depth of the first two joints on your index finger whereas a door frame is about the depth of just the first joint.

[slicknickns]

Originally Posted by Malice

He's pissed off because he can't visit Little Italy in Detroit.

lol

[Struwwelpeter]

Originally Posted by Your Grace

Fool, I hope you realize a door and a door frame are two different things entirely. A door is about the depth of the first two joints on your index finger whereas a door frame is about the depth of just the first joint.

Wrong. What you are referring to is aesthetic molding placed over the lintel of a door opening, which has no structural relation the door over which it is placed. In order to do pullups on a door frame, you must do them on the door, for there is no other place on which to apply force. You have been disgraced.

[Your Grace]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

Wrong. What you are referring to is aesthetic molding placed over the lintel of a door opening, which has no structural relation the door over which it is placed. In order to do pullups on a door frame, you must do them on the door, for there is no other place on which to apply force. You have been disgraced.

Maybe words have a different meaning where you are from, but where I am from, what I said is correct. I suspect you are mistaken, but it just be a language barrier.

[Struwwelpeter]

Originally Posted by Your Grace

Maybe words have a different meaning where you are from, but where I am from, what I said is correct. I suspect you are mistaken, but it just be a language barrier.

How does it feel down there in that shit hole, "Grace?" Miserable? I hope so! I am now where you are from!

[Your Grace]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

How does it feel down there in that shit hole, "Grace"? Miserable? I hope so! I am now where you are from!

I am not in a shit hole, I sit upon a throne, ruler of a mighty kingdom, loved and feared by all.

[Struwwelpeter]

[Your Grace]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

Haha, apparently you are too weak to do the beheading yourself? You got a nice wet twat between your legs? Craven.

[Struwwelpeter]

Originally Posted by Your Grace

Haha, apparently you are too weak to do the beheading yourself? You got a nice wet twat between your legs? Craven.

Craven? Are you Craven Morehead?

[Your Grace]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

Craven? Are you Craven Morehead?

I do not understand this reference, but if you are calling me a sodomite or craven, you shall pay with your lifes blood.

[The Pat-Man]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

Craven Morehead?

you know that guy was in like all of my classes, i heard the teacher call him out on the roll every time we had a sub, but i never met the guy. how strange.

[Struwwelpeter]

Originally Posted by Your Grace

I do not understand this reference, but if you are calling me a sodomite or craven, you shall pay with your lifes blood.

Any last words?

[Your Grace]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

Any last words?

Kneel or rot. They shall not be my last words though.

[Struwwelpeter]

Then why did you say them?

[tuer502gt]

I don't know what's going on here.

*calls for reinforcements*

(dingo inbound?)

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

you know that guy was in like all of my classes, i heard the teacher call him out on the roll every time we had a sub, but i never met the guy. how strange.

Craven Morehead:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1066081/


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[jabronyo]

Yes you can. Put a towel over your door so it doesn't cut your fingers.