Killing a guy at your house?

[ACE_187]

Say some guy came to your house. You invited him inside and killed him. Doing it outside if you're fairly hidden would make things simple but this is hypothetical.

What would you do? Assuming you know you're going to be the most likely suspect.

I would wait until it got dark, get rid of the body. As for the car, I would be tempted to leave it in a high crime area with the keys in, but since I'd have to drive it I'd be worried about DNA and I would just want to burn it. Probably do the same to my house to get rid of any blood evidence. Burning it seems to be the only way to truely get rid of some stuff. Try to make it look like arson and hope it wasn't enough for them to charge me.

Better, I may leave him in his car, shoot him a couple more times to make it look like it happened in his car, and not somewhere else and just leave him somewhere. If it was an automatic, even leave the extra shells there. One or two missing slugs can be normal. And a lot of times they probably don't even bother unless they're in the body. Then, re-do the room that it happened in. New carpet, get rid of any furniture and clean/paint the walls

[ACE_187]

Originally Posted by Kipohippo

Strangle him if possible. If he's bigger, I'd posion his food. 100mg+ of 2ci-NBOMe should do it.

Then go to a college or highschool and steal some acid and do what they did in breaking bad where you melt the body in a plastic tub/barrel.

I'm just considering the worst possible scenario. It's in your home,and it's kind of messy. Choking them would make things a lot easier, and could really be done with a decent choke hold, and just not letting go after they pass out. Then just move the car, and I'd probably set it on fire to destroy any evidence that may be left on their clothes or body

EDIT: and if I shot him and see it went through, I would do my best to retrieve any bullet/fragments and get rid of them before I patched my wall or whatever. Of course. It could be found later and matched to where you shot him in his car.

[Gun Lover]

Originally Posted by Kipohippo

.100mg+ of 2ci-NBOMe should do it.

Not before they go completely insane and feast on your lungs. Maybe

[Tachosomoza]

Why are you so uncivilized, ACE? Every thread you make is about fucking biker gangs or killing people or looking for black pussy.

[ACE_187]

Idk Tacho, I may make a thread about that later. There is this quote by this guy but I have to find it.

But the reason I would leave him in his car to be found, instead of trying to make him disappear is because if I would be a suspect, I don't want them trying to get a warrant to look at my house for evidence knowing it happened there. Thats why I would do something where they would find him, and hopefully believe that was the scene of the crime, rather than burying him, dumping him in a lake, or dissolving him in acid lolz

EDIT: Tacho also I am a biker now I would have a group of ne'er-do-wells to ride with but it's complicated. Maybe later

[Tachosomoza]

Good for you, you oildrilling barbarian you.

[Fox News]

You leave near a harbour? Dump the body in the water

[Piles of Crack]

In my state all I have to do is convince the person to come over at night time then shoot them dead and set things up to look like they broke in. Castle doctrine.

[White Jesus]

Drain them in your bathtub, cut up into pieces with a meat cleaver and then desolve all that shit in lye. Break up the leftover bones with a hammer and dump the dust at sea or burn it in a furnace. Wash down everything with bleech and lye.

[Tachosomoza]

Fuck killing people at your house. What I'd do is kill them in the woods, cut them up, get in a plane, fly them over an ocean and give the sharks a little protein.

[White Jesus]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

Fuck killing people at your house. What I'd do is kill them in the woods, cut them up, get in a plane, fly them over an ocean and give the sharks a little protein.

Gotta watch out where you drop em at sea, dont want some fisherman pulling up a sharky and gutting out an arm or something

[Tachosomoza]

Lol, I doubt a Russian or Japanese fisherman would give a shit.

[White Jesus]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

Lol, I doubt a Russian or Japanese fisherman would give a shit.

Ahaha
Selling human flesh to japs as whale could work

[Tachosomoza]

Originally Posted by White Jesus

Ahaha
Selling human flesh to japs as whale could work

I know whare when I see whare, and this no whare!