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Default Why my band is better than yours.

1. Your band isn't named The Dirty Clergy.

2. We're playing Ron Fest 2012 in Tampa this August.

3. And your band is not.





That is all.
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Old 06-30-2012, 02:55 PM
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Hate to break the news, but nobody cares and you now sound like an insecure faggot.
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my band can beat the shit out of your band
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Old 06-30-2012, 03:07 PM
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i am a one man band at the moment and i can prolly play the instruments your band plays over a slower tempo with way better persicion repitition attack cooler creative tenacity intellect time and well y do i have to prove my self i am jnust out to have fun so you sir are a looser unless you send me to a place to buy tickets and they better be discounted otherwise i get on the horn watch a life broadcast and shut you down fuckin clown
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Default Re: Why my band is better than yours.

upload a video of your band playing, or upload a studio recording of a song or something. This thread is retarded if you don't actually show us how well your band performs.

I'm guessing it's a really shitty band, but hey, prove me wrong.
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bands are for fags


go play more skin flute, fag
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Old 07-01-2012, 02:34 AM
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upload a video of your band playing, or upload a studio recording of a song or something. This thread is retarded if you don't actually show us how well your band performs.

I'm guessing it's a really shitty band, but hey, prove me wrong.
http://thedirtyclergy.bandcamp.com/
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Old 07-01-2012, 02:53 AM
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Default Re: Why my band is better than yours.

Not really my taste, but the overall playing performance sounds good I guess (what the fuck do I know about that shit).

Doesn't really seem like anything special to me. Feels like I've heard this shit 100x over on the radio or something.
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Not really my taste, but the overall playing performance sounds good I guess (what the fuck do I know about that shit).

Doesn't really seem like anything special to me. Feels like I've heard this shit 100x over on the radio or something.
Thanks for the criticism.

Whats up on that site for listenin' is just the newest stuff we've recorded. Our back catalog is more of a blues-oriented rock sound. We're kinda trying to bring Rock and Roll back to life. But you can't get a good grasp of us until you hear a live performance. I'll try to find a video or something.
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OP is compensating for not being able to make dubstep for shit.
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lmao
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you have a hook but it just needs to be a million times better if you want to make it big
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