Does My Vote Not Count?/Revolution #13
authored by PotRoastMuscles/PRProotgrammer
published by ProOts PublishingHouse 2012
Foreword- May 2nd 2012, 11:07
I've known PotRoastMuscles my entire life. I can vouch for the guy when it come's to how Great he is. I'Ve washed his dick in the shower, held it when he pissed,wiped his ass, fed him his food,brushed his teeth, jerked him off etc,etc,etc....The point Im trying to make is worship him..Bow before him like he is a God, Kiss the fucking ring. You feel me?- PRProotgrammer
CHAPTER UNO -- The Offering
THWUCK! THWUCK! That is the sound it makes when you're carbonfiber machete rips human flesh. THWUCK!
Jan 4th, 2013- The Cyber-Digital Gladiator Assassin Training Academy, N.J
7 More Month's..7 more fucking month's of this bullshit simulation. I've been in here so long I almost forget what pussy smells like. I have to ask myself every day, If this Sim is necessary. Transvestites! Tranny's! 3 of them. Ive fucking assassinated assassin's. Ive murdered insomniac's in they're sleep. I Columbian necktied a bulimic while she was puking up her vegetable lasagna.
Why in Jesus's vagina do I need an extra 2 years training for these bags of shit with teeth? My contact told me they have been Nig-rigging some user title contest or some bullshit.. Personally I could give exactly zero dry fucks.
I all give a shit about is getting my cash money. I owe 12 ToeTony 280,000$ for the BurgerKing I firebombed in his district and this should be an easy hit. But why the extra training? Close Quarters Combat and Rectum defense? Oh well, 7 More Month's, 7 More fucking Month's....
CHAPTER DEUX -- Cry Moar
May 9th, 2013-- &Zoklet3/Fed.gov
:u madastada:
SpectraLversion4.3 sits in front of his drumset, staring at the duel screens in his I-Mac-Vision-4D-Internet Goggles in disbelief. God to the Dammit! he screams, throwing his drumstick angrily. "These motherfuckers just murdered DukeZion live on the internet and the Admin's pull this
bullshit!!!" He replays the video he captured, trying to recognize any notable landmarks.
The video shows 3 masked Moderators dragging DukeZion against his will from his house. They throw him into a hotpink 2004 Honda Civic, One of them kicking him in the groin with what looks like mens size12 high heels. Spec pauses the vid. Holding his chin and looking at his cobwebb infested ceiling, he ponders " High Heels? WTF?" He unpauses the video.. Now the Civic is parked at a recently closed down Taco Bell. As one of the kidnappers film, the other two pull Zion from the whip. For a brief second ,While DukeZion is struggling he manages to kick one of the attackers in the face, lifting they're mask. The person filming quickly diverts the camera to the empty parking lot.
" WHOA!!!" SpectraL quickly hits rewind and then play, rewind and then play, rewind and then play..." FUCKKKKK!!! Its to fast, I cant make out the face!" Spec yells to an empty room " I'm gonna have to bring this tape to my specialist" he say's while simultaneously shitting, pissing, and making bloody cumzies in his underwear.......
CHAPTER три -- The Viel beneath the Veil
May 11th, 2013 SBTlauien's Office- Federal dept of Internet Tomfoolery
"Another E-Mail from SpectraL? What the fuck does this guy want now? It's some thing new every day" SBT opens the E-mail and is immediatly re-directed to meatspin.."God Dammit, I knew this faggot would do this"
The Munsters theme song blasting from his desk alerts him he has a text message. He opens the text on his I-Phone 6S
Sender-SpectraL
Hey listen I have something I need you to take a look at. You know the whole kidnap,rape, and murder game the mod's are playing on zoklet? I think I might have found the proof in this video.!! I just need you analyize the 2:21 mark and find out who that face belongs too. K? JUS CHEK IT OWT lololl
I Love Zoklet,I hate Zoklet., Love it Hate it IT/IT Love/Hate
Toodles
SBT push's play and lol's at Zion screaming in horror. He get's to the 2:21 mark and pauses... Enhancing image, enhancing image,enhancing image...
SPT eyes almost bulge out of his skull..... "Sepht !..... Jerome!..... Get your ass's in here NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!" he shouts to his 2 secretary's..
" WHa? What is it ? " they ask in unison.. " Jinx" SBT say's back.. They all laugh accordinly.." STFU and look at this screencap.
Sepht's mason jar of Jenkem falls to the floor and breaks, ommiting noxious fumes. Jerome scratch's her vagina in anticipation of the inevitable psychedlic trip..
" IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS !!!!????" they holler at once..... JINX..
CHAPTER 四 -- God Help Us ALL
May 14, 2013, 10:44 pm ---- Zok jr's home
" 64241 views !" Zok jr laughs to himself as he opens the thread for the 62nd time. It's titled--- User Title Contest Winner Recieves Prize!
" The DukeZion one was lulz worthy, I wonder who they are going to get this time" he wonders as he clicks the button entitled Live Feed..
The live video shows a street being filmed as the Civic plows through a red light. The bassline of the new Skrillex remix of ' Elton John's duet with Haley Williams Blast out of the twin Alpine 12's.. They pass a Chucky Cheese and a 7-11.. " That looks exactly like my street "Zok jr thinks to himself as he rails another 4/fa- Mxe 500mg nosebreaker combo.. His 'Sublime' vintage t-shirt is saturated in sweat. The collar and armpits look tie-dyed from perspiration.
His pupil's expand and he cups his nutsack , taking a deep breath.. Everything starts to get real wonky just as frontdoor gets kicked in....
" Holy SHIT!!!! Those blue-eyed devils just snatched up Zok jr " Tacho types with the excitement of George Zimmermen stalking Trayvon..
" Oh He is Fucked with a capital F " types Kip..
" What do u think they are going to do to him"
sent from my i-phone
ask's Slicknickns?
The video continues with Zok jr being forcefed Rophenol.
The kidnappers punch him repeatedly in the balls until he simmers down and stops fighting back.. The Civic pulls up to familar shuttered Taco Bell..
They drag Zok jr out by his nipples and place him in a pentagram drawn on the pavement with cat shit.. The kidnappers are dressed like females, but they're hands and the width of they're backs is obviously to large.. They cut his pants and underwear off with an ginsu knife and proceed to take turns brutally violaiting his anus region. After all 3 make cumzies , they drag him to the edge of the parking lot.. " Bite the Curb you fucking fuckface" one yells. Zok jr's head is gingerly placed with his jaw clenching the curb like a mouthpiece. " A 1, A 2, And a 3"!!! A mens size 10.5 furry pink ugg boot smash's the back of Zok Jr's skull with the force of a French grape stomping contest. He manages to bite his own tounge off, before his teeth jetplane out of grill and his jaw breaks in 6 pieces...
CHAPTER חמש
Picnics, Badmitton, and a Mini Riot
May 14, 2013- 11:52 pm-Teh Internet\ Zoklet\Mizled's private message inbox
you have a P.M. from SpectraL
title: Zoklet Killer's indentity Revealed/ Derp
With the help of absolutley no one but myself i figured out who the identity of the zoklet killers. All by myself. Like a detective. Nobody else helped. It was just like " BooM' it hit me all at once. It was Epic titz reveal party. All by myself. I was the only one invited and I didnt bring a plus 1..
L8ER LOOSer...
May 14, 2013- 11:54 pm- Teh Internet\ Zoklet\Mizled's private message inbox
you have a P.M. from SBTlauien
title: Protect your Neck
Hey , for real, No trolling.... You and everone else needs to watch out.
Me and my team, errr, I meant my team and I , Figured out who the Zoklet Killers are. I dont want to discuss it here cuz I know they are monitering our P.M.'s. We are all going to meet up at the annual Zoklet memorial 'Fish Fry and Talent Show on June 2nd.. C U & Stay SafE!!!!!!!!
June 2nd, 2013- The Annual Zoklet Memorial 'Fish Fry and Talent Show.
The sun is Blazing and it's a humid 102 degrees at the camp ground.
Cunto McFadyen and I poop in your cereal are engaged in a heated badmitton game against Ihaveafatcock and Pancake.. STD, Snoopy,HampTheToker,Kip,Unwires,and Mordisk are having a potato sack race. WhoCares, Charles Manson, and Dr,Awkward are freestyling in a cypher.
Dirty Sanchez and Rell are bbq'n the fuck out some tuna steaks..
Suddenly a bell rings and the feedback from a bullhorn breaks the air like a dry chilli fart. " Everybody report to the main stage for a special announcement" Jerome barks through the bullhorn.
SBTlauien is standing on the stage holding a microphone. " Listen up you guys. I've got some serious shit to tell ya'll.. After analyzing the DukeZion snuff video we have come to the conclusion with 100% certainty the Killers are..." "Shut up Faggot" interupts Yurpen.. " Man, You shut the fuck Up,Faggot" retorts Blunderstar. They lunge for each other like 2 faggots at a LimpBizkit concert.. Bottles and feces are launched about the crowd, People are set on fire, testicles are crushed......
The Zoklet Fish Fry and Talent Show ends like the year before, and the year before that and so on...... With the State police getting called and STD flying home with a new, unknown disease...
CHAPTER 666--- Woot! Woot ! Thats da Sound of da Police!!!!!
August 4th, 2013--- The Wastelands of Ohio
My speedometer reads 95 but I have to be driving at 115 mph.. I know this is his turf and if my trap works he is gonna be one lucky piggy..
I spot his cruiser from half a mile away.. I slapped a garbage pail kid sticker on his back bumper when he was parked at the Dunkin Donuts reupping for his Dunkachinno addiction.. As I fly past him ,I can just about see the image of the 'Peeping Tom' sticker before he flicks on his siren and light.. Im not in the mood for a chase tonight , I just want to get this done..I pull my Range Rover to the shoulder of the highway..My finger tickles the nutsack on the trigger of my goldplated .357 magnum with the ivorygrip.." Hello Officer UnWyred" I mumble beneath my breath. He doesn't get the chance to ask for my license and reg.
' BLAM'!! The first bullet leaves a half-dollar sized hole through his voicebox.. 'BLAM ' The second shot blew his nose clean off his face.. He hit the ground like a sack of used dildo's.
I put the car in drive and turn up the radio.. Its the L.O.X. ....
Money, Power,Respect its the key to life..........
CHAPTER سبعة
And Judgement Day has Commeth/ The Wreckoning
August 13th----Northern Lands of Rolfheim
It has allready been arranged for us to meet at the fore-closed Taco Bell for the final battle between Good and Evil.. I am only allowed to bring my Horus-machete , they are each allowed 1 weapon of they're choice .. We have agreed to fight one on one but I'm not stupid..I know they are going to jump me like a MS-13 gang innitiation..
I see all three step out of the Civic.. They are dressed in full Body Latex and I can make out the outlines of all they're cock's.. " Your not fooling anyone!!! Take off your Masks and reveal yourselves.. FaggotS !!!"
The First steps forward brandishing a steel purple dildo with spikes protruding. I un-sheath my machete and say my prayers to Amun_Ra..
The other two climb a tree and begin masturbating furiously..
" Show yourself Heathen, I would like to see your face before I chop your faggoty fucking domepiece off." It Lifts the mask to reveal itself...
"HAhahaa I should have known when I sawthe pinkuggsLadyJulily " "Prepare to meet your maker you fucki.... Before she got the chance to utter the rest of her sentence , I shoved the machete down her throat.. " Suck it you fuck..Suck the fuck out of it".. I continued to facefuck her with the machete till her mouth looked like a prolapsing asshole..
" Time for Your Facial, Get Ready!!!" With one swoop of my machete I cut it's head in half horizontally.. " Who the fuck is next??" I bellow..
Euda jumps down from the tree and charges me like a bull on pcp. When it is about 7 feet in front of me I throw a handfull of sand in it's eyes..As it reaches up with both hands to wipe it's eyes I chop both arm's off at the elbow..I place a grenade in the freshly amputated stump and pull the pin..
"Later ShitDick" I scream while diving behind cover...
'BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Faggot guts strewn everywhere.
2 Down and only the leader to go. "Show your self Faggot" I shout..
It frontflips off a tree branch and stands with it's back turned to me..
It slowly turns it's head to reveal it's wickid face..
I'd recognize that glare anywhere...
Lanny............................................. .................
" So this is how it end's fuckstick??" it asks me.. I bow my head and reflect back to the video's I'd seen .
Slag and Bumble getting raped and disembowled on they're honeymoon..
Zanick being forced to eat his own prostate...
DukeZion being assraped to death with Tiki Torches...
And Zok jr,, Poor fucking kid..he was only just begining to live..
" Are you ready to die?" it yelps like a banshee.
It pulls out it's infamous weapon.. A vibrating Buttplug with razorblades attached swung with a shoestring...
With my eyes still closed and my third eye wide open from 13 grams of shrooms, I waited for her move.. As she swung the buttplug at me , I dived between it's legs, Chopping its cock and balls off. As it bent over to retrieve its testicles , I plunged the machete up its rectum and twisted it counter-clock wise. I wrapped it's colon around the blade like you would twirl pasta on your fork. I retrieved the blade from its anus and pointed it skyward..
A huge rumble of thunder and then a crack of lighting peirced the sky and electrified my machete..The clouds opened up and God spoke to me..
" You are now one with nature, the stars, and the internetz..."
"You are the Universal Singularity"
THE END........
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