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Old 04-30-2012, 12:36 PM
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OK guys, I know you have this policy of not modding people who ask... but I've done this before, and since I have so much time to spend on the internet while I do my "work", I kindly suggest you re-mod me to Bad Ideas.

I may abuse drugs a bit more now and be kinda pathetic, if you swing towards that point of view, but the fact is that I've now done 14x shots of straight vodka and I can type coherently and contribute in The Trading Pit in regards to fake IDs, and fuck, I'm sure you guys could use somebody as fucking awesome as me guarding the site against any flood of faggotry that may arise.

I only ever left as mod because I was a suicidal wreck, and the next time, because I was arrested by the AFP, but this time I'm back for good like that gay boy-band song. Not going away. Which is also a song by Ozzy Osbourne who is quite fucking cool for starting Black Sabbath, so yeah, re-mod me for Bad Ideas, just to help out, partially because I want my god-damn custom user title(s) back.

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Love you guys <3

Nowhere else has the variety and freedom to post (more like poast amirite?!?!?) that zoklet does and for that I salute you, albeit in Breivik style rather than respectful American military style, just because I like the fact that that guy has fucking balls (whether or not they are made of a hard metal alloy remains an unanswered question.)

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Old 05-06-2012, 02:07 PM
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Fuck, no replies after a week?

Fucking drunk here and still think you should re-mod me.

At least when I'm drunk I'm still "sensible".

You dudes could use me. And I could use you (...for my e-penis, but that's beside the point, you know I have no fucking life outside of the internets and her domains, so yeah, just do it, that way you'll know that you have Rainbow Bunchie's First Lieutenant at your gay beck-and-call. Yeah. Etc.)

PS: I'm fucking wasted.
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Old 05-06-2012, 02:10 PM
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shut the fuck up. why dont you ask to mod an alcoholics forum where you can keep drinking six beers on a tuesday and jizzing yourself thinking about how hardcore you are.
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Old 05-06-2012, 02:19 PM
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lol keep trying man
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Old 05-06-2012, 02:22 PM
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Nobody cares or is surprised or concerned.
Yeah hippee bitch thought so..

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shut the fuck up. why dont you ask to mod an alcoholics forum where you can keep drinking six beers on a tuesday and jizzing yourself thinking about how hardcore you are.
Well, if we had an alcoholics forum, I'd ask. Admins??

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Old 05-06-2012, 05:18 PM
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One of the signs of a terrible mod choice is desperation. You have tons of it.
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One of the signs of a terrible mod choice is desperation. You have tons of it.
Don't forget extreme faggotry and butt hurt of epic proportions, oh wait you are a mod, so i guess that's ok then.

OP try reddit.com/r/cripplingalcoholism
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Old 05-06-2012, 05:49 PM
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make a new forum about ssris alcoholism and suicidal/homicidal tendencies then make std the mod
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Old 05-06-2012, 06:18 PM
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make a new forum about ssris alcoholism and suicidal/homicidal tendencies then make std the mod

Homosexual tendencies as well.
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Cmon admins, make a new forum called Alcoholism and make STD a mod.
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Old 05-06-2012, 07:24 PM
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Whats sad is STD isn't even a real alcoholic. Instead he's aspiring to be one because he enjoys the negative attention. Just a pathetic faggot who can't find anything besides booze or ssri's.
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Whats sad is STD isn't even a real alcoholic. Instead he's aspiring to be one because he enjoys the negative attention. Just a pathetic faggot who can't find anything besides booze or ssri's.
Yeah! Youll never be as good of a drunk moderator than me anyways
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Being Alcoholic is not something you learn, you are born with it
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Old 05-06-2012, 07:44 PM
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STD obviously dosn't realize this.
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STD you need to find yourself some weed.
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Old 05-06-2012, 07:58 PM
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STD you need to find yourself some weed.
He has absolutely no and no human contact outside the internet so he can't.
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Old 05-07-2012, 12:23 AM
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He has absolutely no and no human contact outside the internet so he can't.
That is what I figured, still it cant be too hard to find some if he tries hard enough.
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OP was so much cooler when he was posing as syphilis
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Old 05-07-2012, 12:38 AM
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He has absolutely no and no human contact outside the internet so he can't.
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Fuck, no replies after a week?

Fucking drunk here and still think you should re-mod me.

At least when I'm drunk I'm still "sensible".

You dudes could use me. And I could use you (...for my e-penis, but that's beside the point, you know I have no fucking life outside of the internets and her domains, so yeah, just do it, that way you'll know that you have Rainbow Bunchie's First Lieutenant at your gay beck-and-call. Yeah. Etc.)

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Those who so eagerly seek power are those who abuse it.
Hey, I just wanna increase my e-penis.
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Explain that faggot Paragon or Lanny

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I am apathetic to who becomes the next BI mod, but STD is qualified.
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I am apathetic to who becomes the next BI mod, but STD is qualified.
Thanks, I think..
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It's fuckin' Monday, retorts bleh.
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I used to take stims and go on mushy rants in BI. Good times.
LOL you got mushrooms and chose to spend your time tripping on zoklet? Sounds like a fulfilling life
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STD is a fucking idiot.


But so is Zok, The Chesire Cat and just about every other mod/admin on this site. Meta was a mod, Enter, Spectral, even I was a mod for a night. The standards are clearly low anyway, I say let STD mod.
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