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Old 05-12-2012, 04:27 AM
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I'm gonna voluntarily go to an AA meeting just for sum'n to do and to meet some ppl and help to get over my alcoholism, which has been hindering the quality of my life. Is there any chance I could hook up w/some hot chicks there? That would be $weet.
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Old 05-12-2012, 04:29 AM
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Old 05-12-2012, 04:34 AM
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never been but can you imagine this? ;

so you go to the meeting and sit on a steel folding chair after you drink some coffee or soda, and other people start talking about bad things they did while they were drinking.. you space out and stare at the carpet for a while when a seductive voice starts telling some sob story -- you lookup to see the love of your life, Jenny Love hewwit! then you can relate to her which might just get you in her back door
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Old 05-12-2012, 04:35 AM
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Anything you can do drunk you can do it better sober.
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Anything you can do drunk you can do it better sober.
Although you will think otherwise while drunk.
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never been but can you imagine this? ;

so you go to the meeting and sit on a steel folding chair after you drink some coffee or soda, and other people start talking about bad things they did while they were drinking.. you space out and stare at the carpet for a while when a seductive voice starts telling some sob story -- you lookup to see the love of your life, Jenny Love hewwit! then you can relate to her which might just get you in her back door
Thanks for making me think about her
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maybe you can meet hot chicks
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If you are seriously going in an attempt to stop drinking don't waste your time.
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Old 05-12-2012, 01:54 PM
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I know NA has the hot bitches around here. AA is mostly men with fucked up stories, I think.
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I know NA has the hot bitches around here. AA is mostly men with fucked up stories, I think.
This is a universal truth
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I dunno man I met my last girlfriend in AA. Those girls are fucked up, hit it and quit it!
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Default Re: Going to AA.

They may be fuckable but probably have kids and stretch marks and herpes
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Stop validating his false claims of alcoholism. He's just an attention starved kid.
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Stop validating his false claims of alcoholism. He's just an attention starved kid.
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Not at all I'm just pointing out the truth. That your an attention starved child who thinks drinking some vodka and eating anti depressants makes them cool.

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Old 05-13-2012, 12:38 PM
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Go for the chicks, stay for the cult.
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Hot chicks, more like hot dicks am i rite?
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