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Which ignorant backwoods congressman from Kentucky is behind this gaffe, I wonder.
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Who the fuck drinks espresso over ice that's fucking retarded
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Old 06-28-2012, 04:04 AM
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Who the fuck drinks espresso over ice that's fucking retarded
I humbly disagree. Not trying to argue, but you're pretty much a fucking loser if you don't think espresso over ice is damn tasty.
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I humbly disagree. Not trying to argue, but you're pretty much a fucking loser if you don't think espresso over ice is damn tasty.
^My point.

I'm not a coffee guy, but even I can see that there is a good reason to serve this shit. People do like it. It's not an underground bad taste phenomenon that is deplorable and should be looked down upon. If you, as a server (freedom hating hipster barista), don't like it, your opinion doesn't matter. There are customers that do, and they pay your (and your coworkers) rent, utilities, and excesses...na meen?

Don't be a cunt. Make the fucking drink.


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It's even worse that it's being debated about in this thread .
No, it's not. Zoklet is full of retards, aspies, kidiots and toolbags of all shapes and sizes. Tomfoolery, jackassery and stupid shenanigans are expected here.

DC IS THE FUCKING CAPITAL OF OUR COUNTRY. Our leadership, the people the who run this goddamn people, the businesses they frequent and people they associate with in their day to day life, and the environment that supposedly fosters their ambitions and leadership.

And yet, it comes off like a real life Zoklet. What the fucking fuck. There's no excuse for these people behaving like Tachosomoza.

I know these people are exposed to politics on a daily basis, but jesus christ a little self-respect and dignity.
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Old 06-28-2012, 04:34 AM
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No, it's not. Zoklet is full of retards, aspies, kidiots and toolbags of all shapes and sizes. Tomfoolery, jackassery and stupid shenanigans are expected here.

DC IS THE FUCKING CAPITAL OF OUR COUNTRY. Our leadership, the people the who run this goddamn people, the businesses they frequent and people they associate with in their day to day life, and the environment that supposedly fosters their ambitions and leadership.

And yet, it comes off like a real life Zoklet. What the fucking fuck. There's no excuse for these people behaving like Tachosomoza.

I know these people are exposed to politics on a daily basis, but jesus christ a little self-respect and dignity.
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This is on the same level as insisting you dont want pickles in your burger
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This is on the same level as insisting you dont want pickles in your burger
Yes, but no.

All you have to do is ask...at any restaurant, regardless of quality. You place your order the way you want it, and no one gives fucks because you're the one paying, and you're the one consuming. Who gives fucks what you like? Should be only you.

Fuck the coffee police.

Damn the man.

Damn the evil jew freedom hating pinko hipster commie barista.

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Think this is hipster faggory? I went to some fancy rooftop bar yesterday and the hoe working wouldn't do me a double shot jacks and coke because "we only do single shots". WTF is that
aren't you in australia? if it's sydney, blame clover
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Old 06-28-2012, 05:03 AM
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This is on the same level as insisting you dont want pickles in your burger
She had absolutely every right. Are you saying I'm an idiot? Because it sure sounds like you're trying to tell me I'm a fucking idiot with poor taste, and you're just pussyfooting around telling me what a fat faggot I am.

How fucking dare you.
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How fucking dare you.
Some people...

I'll bet he's a bigot and a racist, too.

And, probably drops babies on purpose.
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I humbly disagree. Not trying to argue, but you're pretty much a fucking loser if you don't think espresso over ice is damn tasty.
Is it really actually good? I've never tried it before actually but I don't believe you
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Some people...

I'll bet he's a bigot and a racist, too.

And, probably drops babies on purpose.
Yeah, he strikes me as one of those kinds of people... you just can't reason with them, they're too dense and opinionated. I bet he's a fag too

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Is it really actually good? I've never tried it before actually but I don't believe you
I actually have no idea, I'm just imagining that it's pretty good because I like iced coffee but I'm also a vegan. Right now I'm picturing your avatar 69ing the goth barista at my local Starbucks.
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i always thought that the title "barista" was a bit of an overstatement for most of these people.

i make good coffee, and i don't work in one of those places, but every time i buy a drink in there it is the definition of a bad coffee. bitter, either too milky or too strong, stewed. why do you get to walk around in your fancy apron being the big barista when you can't even fire together a decent cup of coffee?

fuck that. you're on-par with any other demotivated min. wage worker.
Seriously this. You work for Starbucks or some other coffee shop chain, you probably spent a day learning how to press the buttons on the coffee machine. You're not a 50-year old Italian man who owns a family-run coffee shop in Milan who has been making coffee his whole life. You're not a fucking Barista.

It would be like if someone who sold lite beer at a liquor store called themselves a Sommelier.
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Seriously this. You work for Starbucks or some other coffee shop chain, you probably spent a day learning how to press the buttons on the coffee machine. You're not a 50-year old Italian man who owns a family-run coffee shop in Milan who has been making coffee his whole life. You're not a fucking Barista.

It would be like if someone who sold lite beer at a liquor store called themselves a Sommelier.
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“We don’t do that because it will ruin it. We make the best espresso in the city and putting it over ice will shock it.”
Like it's a fucking 20 year old single malt or something. It's just coffee, who gives a shit.
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Agreed. Though this place isnt Starbucks, its a place trying to be alternative and hip. You dont go there for "venti" or "grande" anything, and if you ask for it blended the "barista" will respond how "we dont blend drinks here". However, this guy didnt ask for a chai tea or a blended cappuccino, he wanted a simple shot of espresso with some fuckin' ice cubes in it, shit for most people, thats too bitter. Why the hell couldnt they do that?
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