Best TV quotes.

[skygear]

how I met your mother - "get your other hand off my ass"

Episode 8: "Natural History"

Ted: You look gross when you cry. You know that?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: Oh my God, you have a monocle! Is this real? Is this really happening? Good luck killing James Bond.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: If I wanted to make it personal, I'd call you a bored little trophy wife who likes to play activist when the shops on Fifth Ave are closed.
Zoey: You're going down.
Ted: Down where? To the yacht club? I'd love to, but wait I'm half Jewish, is that going to be a problem?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Zoey: Ted, this is my husband.
Ted: So Captain how did you get that name?
The Captain: I gave it to myself. A real man chooses his real name.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: You wanna dance? Let's dance.
Barney: I live for the dance
Robin: Get your other hand, off my ass.
Barney: Sorry, sorry.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: I didn't realize you were small potatoes, and to be clear I am referring to your testicles.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0


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[007GoldenShower]

That show isn't funny though

[crimsonsmoke]

This isn't even remotely funny.

[skygear]

it was when i was watching it.

[Ghost Buster]

Terrible show. Its almost worse than justified.

[Ghost Buster]

Originally Posted by skygear

it was when i was watching it.

Perhaps you suffer from a condition called "faggot".

[skygear]

I was channel flipping and saw a hot chick in a museum... then this scene happened.

@GB - Whats the issue here, I have never been anything but civil to you. Mature a little. Thank you.

[Ghost Buster]

^lol fair enough I'm just playing.

[skygear]

Thank you. FYI that show is deffinately a chick flick.

[Tachosomoza]

Originally Posted by skygear

I was channel flipping and saw a hot chick in a museum... then this scene happened.

@GB - Whats the issue here, I have never been anything but civil to you. Mature a little. Thank you.

Ghost's on his period, and about to be on my ignore list.

You like funny TV quotes, I suggest you watch Fox News.

[RiddleMaster]

That show fucking sucks ass. I hate how little faggots are always talking about "how I met your mother" and "the big bang theory."

Those shows are about as entertaining as stubbing your toe in the middle of the night.

[Ghost Buster]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

Ghost's on his period, and about to be on my ignore list.

You like funny TV quotes, I suggest you watch Fox News.

Holy shit I made you mad with my comments on nigger pride.

[Tachosomoza]

Nah, you're just a retard. I wouldn't give you the satisfaction of a serious reply from me.

[Ghost Buster]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

Nah, you're just a retard. I wouldn't give you the satisfaction of a serious reply from me.

Go ahead and try to rebuttal my post. You can't. And we both know it.

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Originally Posted by Ghost Buster

Go ahead and try to rebuttal my post. You can't. And we both know it.

Everything you've said in this thread is a matter of personal taste. You can't rebut opinions. You're not right about anything so far, but there is no "right" here so that's ok. :\

[Ghost Buster]

Originally Posted by Pee Vee Proots, M.D.

Everything you've said in this thread is a matter of personal taste. You can't rebut opinions. You're not right about anything so far, but there is no "right" here so that's ok. :\

Well the post I was telling him to rebuttal wasn't ITT so herp DERP hurp to you good sir