Crying girls are incredibly unattractive.

[Village Idiot]

Of the dozens of women that I've made cry, I can only think of two instances that turned me on. The first time was when I axe-kicked my mother for having a seizure on my coffee table. The second time was when I chained up my Russian mail order bride to the wall for the first time and she burst into tears and said, "I hate this shit," when I thought she said, "primitive laser whips." (primitive laser whips turn me on)

Their make up gets smeared and to be honest with you, weakness no longer turns me on. That's teenage nonsense. I like my woman strong and vicious:

[ShutMeUp]

I agree, but your shitty examples ruin it. I hate it when girls cry for no reason, and WHY DO THEY ALWAYS CRY WHEN THEY BREAK UP WITH YOU?? I've witnessed a couple of my friends being dumped, and every time the chick has started crying.

there there, ugly duckling

Archer - You're So Ugly When You Cry - YouTube

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[Village Idiot]

Originally Posted by ShutMeUp

I agree, but your shitty examples ruin it.

I'm only speaking through experience, my dear.

[panthrax]

Originally Posted by Village Idiot

...The first time was when I axe-kicked my mother for having a seizure on my coffee table.

I laughed pretty hard when I read this.

[Satyr]

It angers me. When I have an argument with my girlfriend and she starts crying, I get fucking pissed. Usually it's about nothing special. It's pathetic. Fucking grow a pair already.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Haha I've never told anyone this but when a girl cries in front of me she's ruined and I don't respect her anymore.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

the best thing a girl can do is give a footjob in the back seat.

[WAN]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

Haha I've never told anyone this but when a girl cries in front of me she's ruined and I don't respect her anymore.

lolwut?

[Zanick]

I love crying females, this is consistent through all of my sexual encounters.

[bortmackie]

Not necessarily. If said girl is crying about some inconsequential bullshit, then certainly yes, that would be a turn off. But if the girl is crying about some real shit, then she's being vulnerable in my presence, which i consider a good thing. Intimacy, nigga. The act itself is not attractive unless you're some sort of weirdo, but if it brings us closer, then generally that means shit's getting hot.

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

She is crying because the sex is so horrible.

[alex chilton]

No sir, I don't like it

[reggie_love]

Augh, I hate that shit. There's something primal or paternal or something within me that is like "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HUG HER" when I see a girl cry and I hate it because a couple have tried to manipulate me just by turning on the tears.

[WAN]

Originally Posted by bortmackie

Not necessarily. If said girl is crying about some inconsequential bullshit, then certainly yes, that would be a turn off. But if the girl is crying about some real shit, then she's being vulnerable in my presence, which i consider a good thing. Intimacy, nigga. The act itself is not attractive unless you're some sort of weirdo, but if it brings us closer, then generally that means shit's getting hot.

Very well written.

Originally Posted by reggie_love

Augh, I hate that shit. There's something primal or paternal or something within me that is like "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HUG HER" when I see a girl cry and I hate it because a couple have tried to manipulate me just by turning on the tears.

I agree. My mom is very capable of crying on command in order to manipulate peoples feelings. I have ZERO respect for such an act.

[Blunderstar]

Yeah, it's only attractive when I know they have a real reason for crying, like the death of a loved one, etc.

[BitterConflict]

Seeing a young lady cry out of fear or stupid things kinda turns me on.

It's a different story if they cry for attention.

[ThaTermeneter]

actually crying promotes new growth of the nurons in the tear duct so I wont date a girl that doesn't cry because it means shes gonna end up weith a nural disorder