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Old 08-06-2012, 11:20 PM
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I just got fucked up on the most nigger-rigged piece of shit water bottle bong. An I drank 20mg hydrocodone CWE 30 min. and 2mg xanax afterwards. Lmao stupid water bottle bong how I loved you.
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Old 08-06-2012, 11:21 PM
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Old 08-06-2012, 11:23 PM
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The funnest way to get lung cancer!
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Old 08-06-2012, 11:23 PM
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I just got fucked up on the most nigger-rigged piece of shit water bottle bong. An I drank 20mg hydrocodone CWE 30 min. and 2mg xanax afterwards. Lmao stupid water bottle bong how I loved you.
Well, enjoy yourself, then! I know I would!


I uh...have a friend, who's always building bongs out of the most ridiculous stuff. Very ghetto and I never understood why. Then, I realized he simply likes building bongs. Different strokes, I guess.
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Old 08-06-2012, 11:52 PM
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Lol how would I get lung cancer? There was no plastic burning.
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Old 08-07-2012, 02:05 AM
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Brings up some memories. I remember back in freshman year of high school, I would build this epic bong from the end of a pen and some aluminum foil hot glued into a waterbottle. It could hardly hold any bud, but it hit so well.

I still have to figure out a way to connect my shitty 3 inch pipe into a waterbottle. That would be absolutely epic.
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Old 08-07-2012, 02:09 AM
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Maybe take a picture and tell us how you made it ?
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Old 08-07-2012, 02:12 AM
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The last piece I made was a potato pipe. Same idea as an apple pipe, but I was out of apples.

I also made a homemade version of the Bukket Pipe, seen here. I love that thing, still have it to this day; it's nearly 3 years old.
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Old 08-07-2012, 02:14 AM
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Dewd, those orange juice containers (not the plastic ones) make the best bongs, I used to use those in high school with a metal tube and some tin foil.
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Old 08-07-2012, 03:16 AM
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you know what works well for a downstem thats natural? A carrot, just choose a thick one and bore a hole through the middle, and make a "bowl" in the top to hold your weed, Voila! no Alzheimer's from smoking Al.
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Hot smoke bypassing plastic = nasty toxic plasticky smoke.
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Hot smoke bypassing plastic = nasty toxic plasticky smoke.
Also, This.
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Voila! no Alzheimer's from smoking Al.
FYI, that's a myth. It stems from the fact that Alzheimer's patients have a higher concentration of aluminium ions in their brain. It is not known which causes the other, and of course correlation doesn't imply causation in the first place. Aluminium vaporizes at a much higher temperature than even a jet lighter can get so you don't have to worry about ingesting/inhaling aluminium anyway. You should be more concerned with lubricants/residue left on the aluminium foil from manufacturing.
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One time I poked a hole in the side of an arizona iced tea can and filled it with a bit of water. Wrapped some duct tape around the hole to form a seal/not cut my fingers, then I stuck a pinchie inside, at a downward angle, like the stem in a bong. Worked 100%.
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Hot smoke bypassing plastic = nasty toxic plasticky smoke.
Thats why the smart stoner packs his plastic bong with ice
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Thats why the smart stoner packs his plastic bong with ice
You still taste the plastic. Fucking nasty.

Seriously, a bong costs $20 minimum. Are you THAAT broke?
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Making bongs is fun though.
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Old 08-07-2012, 06:07 PM
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It was a spur of the moment thing and I had smoked my last blunt.
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Ghetto bong:

1. Plastic straws
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I forget what its called, but my friends made an awesome contraption. take a gatorade bottle, cut off the bottom, and attach a plastic bag to the end. Put a bowl in the cap. Light the bowl and slowly pull the bag out so it draws in smoke, then you take off the cap and suck the smoke back out. Works awesome and is really easy to make
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That's a lung

We used to hit so many soapbar hits through those bastards. Good times.
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You still taste the plastic. Fucking nasty.

Seriously, a bong costs $20 minimum. Are you THAAT broke?
i got one when i was 17 for 5.
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Old 08-07-2012, 06:36 PM
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Lol I used a bic pen taped to a foil bowl. Fuck smoking plastic but ill just buy a small personal bowl next week.
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Old 08-07-2012, 06:39 PM
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my cheapest bong cost like £7. tiny glass thing, still it's better than plastic bottles (ah hello my teenage years)
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Old 08-07-2012, 06:41 PM
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Ah man, when really desperate for a smoke I would light my weed on fire and cup my hands around it and hyperventilate.

Kinda worked. :/
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LOL fucked that and a water bottle aint that bad. Anyway I threw it away and now have smoked some blunts. lol
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Nigger rigged or not bongs are pretty sweet
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Yep but i'm out of weed now. Time to trip on some dxm.
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Yep but i'm out of weed now. Time to trip on some dxm.
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Bout to pass out from being high too long and lack of sleep, bitch.
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