She says I'm good. Bullshit?

[Prometheus]

So I was wondering, how common is it for a woman to tell you how good you are in bed compared to other guys? How do your experiences measured up?

Details, possibly too many, below.

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I'm not exactly a ladies man. I've only had a few women but they have talked VERY favorably about me, not to brag.

I'm left wondering if I really am a natural talent, if I'm just having my ego stroked, of if they tend to bang dudes who don't have a clue.

I mean, a partner is going to do some ego stroking, and if you've given her a good ride her perspective may be slanted in your favor. Not everyone can be the best though.

It's not like I do anything special. Hit the alternate erogenous zones as well (neck, inner thigh, small of the back). Shift positions at least somewhat. Find the clit.

Though, I do do this one thing, it's really simple and obvious. Angle in from above a bit, and you get extra friction in all the right places. Serious orgasm fuel. Reportedly, I'm the only one who's done that to them, which is one of the reasons I think most other guys may just be incompetent.

[Captain Falcon]

Fuck off, faggot.

[ThaTermeneter]

[Captain Falcon]

[Cerberus]

Go get your liver ripped out by an eagle everyday for the rest of your life.

[IIIII]

So on some level you have to wonder how many other guys there were.

So even comparing you favorable to others can be manipulation on her part.

Just saying that you are the greatest lover ever would have been better. But bringing in other guys shows a level of immaturity that she needs to get past.

Try telling her that she is better at BJ's than any of the other women who have given you a BJ and see if she is OK with that complement.

[ChinaCat]

Shell probably like it

[Miley Highrus]

Every girl I've had sex with told me I was the best they've had. Want to know why because they are lying. (I hope not all of them) Anyways, I'll give you this piece of advice if you keep asking her how good you are it will be a turn off. Be confident.

[L33tz]

this is usually when i say "and you are almost as good as your sister"

[arleybob]

You think any girl's gonna say, "You're pretty good but I've had better!"?

lol

[ChinaCat]

Originally Posted by arleybob

You think any girl's gonna say, "You're pretty good but I've had better!"?

lol

Lol like that sex scene in liar liar

[arleybob]

ive had better (liar liar) - YouTube

ive had better (liar liar) - YouTube
Video: click to display

[Lollygagger]

They just dont want to sound like sluts. If they say you are the best then it cant mean they have had many partners right?

[Prometheus]

The only thing I've asked skillwise is what I can improve on. The rest is volunteered info.

Originally Posted by IIIII

So on some level you have to wonder how many other guys there were.

But bringing in other guys shows a level of immaturity that she needs to get past.

Nah, I don't wonder how many guys before me, because I know. Of the 3 girls I've been with, it's 0, 14, and 23. Oddly, I'm still friends with all of them (even hung out with two of them last night, which is why this is on my mind, both are FWB now as well) current count is 1, maybe 18, and probably about 35 or so.

I don't mind hearing about other guys, and some of the exploits I've heard about are damn hot. Ok, one of the females is kinda immature, but that has nothing to do with telling tales.


Also, IIIII, thanks for getting the ball rolling on serious responses.

I'm NOT trying to say I'm some sort of stud, I'm pretty sure I'm not. I really just want to get a sense of how much BS in this area is typical.

[Captain Falcon]

Honestly, if you were terrible sex, she wouldn't comment on it at all.

[LSA King]

Originally Posted by Prometheus

So I was wondering, how common is it for a woman to tell you how good you are in bed compared to other guys? How do your experiences measured up?

Details, possibly too many, below.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

I'm not exactly a ladies man. I've only had a few women but they have talked VERY favorably about me, not to brag.

I'm left wondering if I really am a natural talent, if I'm just having my ego stroked, of if they tend to bang dudes who don't have a clue.

I mean, a partner is going to do some ego stroking, and if you've given her a good ride her perspective may be slanted in your favor. Not everyone can be the best though.

It's not like I do anything special. Hit the alternate erogenous zones as well (neck, inner thigh, small of the back). Shift positions at least somewhat. Find the clit.

Though, I do do this one thing, it's really simple and obvious. Angle in from above a bit, and you get extra friction in all the right places. Serious orgasm fuel. Reportedly, I'm the only one who's done that to them, which is one of the reasons I think most other guys may just be incompetent.

[RealGangstaAssNigga]

I find girls tell me I'm good in bed more often when it's constructive to their wants. At the start of a relationship when she's genuinely excited by the prospect of a new lover for example.

Once the relationship settles into monotony, they stop telling me shit like that.

[Michael Scott]

Originally Posted by Prometheus

HEY guys! I got LAID! For real YOU GUYS!!!

Originally Posted by Unwires

I"m NOT A VIRGIN! You HAVE to believe me! I've had sex on a lot of women lol!

[arleybob]

If Your Gasm to Her Gasm ratio is 1:1, you're doing good.

Any less is usually normal, though, isn't it? Like Yours to Hers would generally be around 2:1 if not even more on your end. But my girlfriend and I have a reasonably consistent 1:1 gasm ratio so I don't even have to ask if I'm doing good.

[Miley Highrus]

Originally Posted by Michael Scott

Yeah because talking in a thread about sex saying I probably am average at sex is so bragging. Niggers I say!

[crazzyass]

Pretty much every girl will tell you that. They expect it's their job to stroke your ego just as much as your dick.

If she starts begging to fuck you, then it might be true. If it works, don't stop. If she's liking your technique, go for it. Communication is the only way to improve sex, and if she won't talk about it it's her bad.

[reggie_love]

Originally Posted by L33tz

this is usually when i say "and you are almost as good as my sister"

Fixed that for you

[STEROS]

who cares -- as long as you got yours.

[BitterConflict]

She's probably using you as a fallback boyfriend.

When she's done fucking around with other dudes she'll latch onto you because you seem different from the other guys she slept with.

I could be wrong.

[JeffreyH]

I wish girls would give honest feedback. I want to always keep improving, and how can you do that without feedback? I'm even considering printing out some forms for them to fill out after sex and keep them by my bed.

[ChinaCat]

Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

Honestly, if you were terrible sex, she wouldn't comment on it at all.

A small percentage of your posts I agree with, and this is one of them

[Leshrac]

Girls who enjoy your way of doing them usually let you do more than they would as a "reward" (anal/facial/swallow/etc)

If she's improving in the slut department you can reasonably believe she likes it.

[trolly]

Originally Posted by Prometheus

So I was wondering, how common is it for a woman to tell you how good you are in bed compared to other guys? How do your experiences measured up?

Details, possibly too many, below.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

I'm not exactly a ladies man. I've only had a few women but they have talked VERY favorably about me, not to brag.

I'm left wondering if I really am a natural talent, if I'm just having my ego stroked, of if they tend to bang dudes who don't have a clue.

I mean, a partner is going to do some ego stroking, and if you've given her a good ride her perspective may be slanted in your favor. Not everyone can be the best though.

It's not like I do anything special. Hit the alternate erogenous zones as well (neck, inner thigh, small of the back). Shift positions at least somewhat. Find the clit.

Though, I do do this one thing, it's really simple and obvious. Angle in from above a bit, and you get extra friction in all the right places. Serious orgasm fuel. Reportedly, I'm the only one who's done that to them, which is one of the reasons I think most other guys may just be incompetent.

You probably suck and she's being nice

[General Butt.Naked]

Despite the common BS thats thrown about, its entirely possible to tell a faked orgasm from a real one. And ive only been with a small handful of women. Learn to tell this, and youll never need to ask how youre doing. Her upper-inner thighs and other muscles will tense up, she'll start sweating, curling toes. A girl making a lot of ridiculous sounding noise is usually a sign of faking. Tell her she needs to be quiet while you guys fuck, and then watch and see if she makes stifling sounds, bites the pillow, etc. Grabbing sheets and short, quick breaths are also a good sign. Ive also noticed that lot of girls havent ever had orgasms, n dont know what they feel like. So if youre getting 15-30 minutes into something, shes well lubed up, but tells you to stop because she "feels weird" or feels like shes "going to pee", tell her to shut up, pin her arms back, and go for the gold. A lot of girls ive met younger than like...21 or so, mistake that exactly pre-orgasm feeling for needing to pee. REALLY fucking annoying when your calves are on fire, ready to pop, and she makes you stop right at the end because she thinks shes gonna take a whizz.

Anyway- yeah just learn those signs and youll be able to tell if shes BSing.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

CAHSPERS CALVES ON FIRE

[Tokerface]

I'm an Aplha male &Z. And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that? Yeah, I'm fucking her. The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish? Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder. The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her? Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it. And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't Fuck" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.

And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything. And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today. I'd say you should become an hero, but you being aruond makes her want a real man all the more, so keep fagging it up emo bitches, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.

[General Butt.Naked]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

CAHSPERS CALVES ON FIRE

WAKA!! Dont even talk fool. I bet your dick is so full of warts and sores and teh herps, it looks like a pickled burn victim. And so floppy from constant methification, that even at max boner, it looks like someone's fishing pole, trying to reel in a mako shark.

Unfortunately, my 300lb lode-bearing calves of titanium are like the only part of my body now that isnt a little bit gross.

You missed out dude. Back in the day, I posted a video on TOTSE of me fucking some chick in a luchador or spiderman mask or something. N I think she smoked dope in the middle of the 30 min vid, n she had my old user name written on her tits n chin, n I busted on the tits. I wouldve thought youd have appreciated something so horrendously scummy and undignified.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Originally Posted by General Butt.Naked

WAKA!! Dont even talk fool. I bet your dick is so full of warts and sores and teh herps, it looks like a pickled burn victim. And so floppy from constant methification, that even at max boner, it looks like someone's fishing pole, trying to reel in a mako shark.

Unfortunately, my 300lb lode-bearing calves of titanium are like the only part of my body now that isnt a little bit gross.

You missed out dude. Back in the day, I posted a video on TOTSE of me fucking some chick in a luchador or spiderman mask or something. N I think she smoked dope in the middle of the 30 min vid, n she had my old user name written on her tits n chin, n I busted on the tits. I wouldve thought youd have appreciated something so horrendously scummy and undignified.

LOL, fucking mad. LOL, I saw the vid. It was like CASHPER, THE CONFUSED 17 YEAR OLD.