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Old 06-04-2012, 08:58 PM
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Human meat gives you the shakes. But would I accept $5000 to eat human steak with a side of mashed potatoes? HELL the FUCK YEAH.
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Old 06-05-2012, 12:46 AM
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I'd think it's a trap of some sort and kill you and take your $5000 then eat you.
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Old 06-06-2012, 01:09 AM
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If I was paid for it - yes. But if I was paying for it out of pocket? - no- I could spend that money in better ways.

On another note. If you bite your fingernails, and the dead shin on the side of them, Well, you just ate human.
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Old 06-06-2012, 01:40 AM
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I wouldn't, you're a sick fuck.
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Old 06-06-2012, 02:10 AM
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you don't bite your fingernails? NEVER? its the same thing...
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Yeah I would if your paying me $5000. Sad money really is the root of all evil.
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Old 06-06-2012, 02:20 AM
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you don't bite your fingernails? NEVER? its the same thing...
No I don't bite my finger nails, I have a pair of nail scissors.

What I meant though is that I won't actively eat it.
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Old 06-06-2012, 02:31 AM
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I would try anything edible within reason once. Money or not, I would try human meat once.

In my travels, i might have eaten it already unknowingly. Been to some off the beaten path places with a huge language barriers.
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Old 06-06-2012, 02:36 AM
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I would try anything edible within reason once. Money or not, I would try human meat once.

In my travels, i might have eaten it already unknowingly. Been to some off the beaten path places with a huge language barriers.
I'm not a vegetarian but I don't eat much meat, I prefer pasta.

Besides I'd like actual pig meat over long pork.
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Old 06-06-2012, 02:41 AM
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If I can eat it as a pie, then yes.

Otherwise, no.
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Old 06-06-2012, 02:50 AM
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I "sober up" every once in awhile - NO MEAT - but its by choice. When I'm prepping my body for a week of free-diving. I change my diet drastically to purge my system of anything that could interfere with my dive.

i prefer to eat meat, even put it on salads. But I do go cold turkey occasionally.
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Absolutely, I don't understand why there is such a negative stigma towards cannibalism.
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Prolonged cannibalism causes protein dysfunction and various rare fatal disorders such as kuru.
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Default Re: Would you eat human meat for $5000?

As long as its not the brain, appendix, ect.
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Old 06-08-2012, 06:25 PM
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human ribs marinated in jack daniels bbq sauce with a side of mac & cheese sounds 'da bomb, yo.
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Old 06-10-2012, 02:34 PM
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Hell, I'd eat it. Collect my 5000 and then kill you and take whatever money you had at that point probably eat you too.
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Old 06-10-2012, 02:51 PM
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I'd eat human flesh for free.
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Old 06-10-2012, 03:03 PM
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How was this meat acquired, and what part?

If it's brain or nervous tissue, then definitely not because that can cause you some serious shit. If it's not, and was acquired with consent of the person it came from, then yeah sure.

And I'm a vegetarian.
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Prolonged cannibalism causes protein dysfunction and various rare fatal disorders such as kuru.
It depends what you're eating.
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Old 06-10-2012, 03:12 PM
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Default Re: Would you eat human meat for $5000?

Jeffrey Dahmer said i tastes like beef so that's good enough for me. If i'm ever strapped for cash i'll just eat my next door neighbor, stupid bitch moans at me everytime i jump MY garden wall instead of walking around it.
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Old 06-10-2012, 03:22 PM
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I'll eat it for free...

No seriously. If I could somehow legally, with no reprecussions, eat a human steak, from a fresh and healthy source, I'd give it a shot. WHy not?
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