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Actor Will Smith says he recently found himself in a “not cool” situation when his 13-year-old son, Jaden, asked President Barack Obama about the existence of extraterrestrial aliens.

“I was at the White House with my family and we were getting a tour and, you know, Barack and Michelle and Sasha and Malia,” Smith recalled to BBC Radio 1 host Chris Moyles on Wednesday. “And it’s me, Jada and the kids and we’re walking through the White House. And the night before Jaden had said to me, ‘Dad, I got to ask the president about the aliens.’ I was like, ‘Dude, no.’ It’s not cool. It’s not cool. It’s embarrassing.”

“You have to take that opportunity,” Moyles observed.

“I was like, ‘Jaden, do not ask the president,’” Smith continued.
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“And he said, ‘I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of extraterrestrials, but I can tell you if there had been a top-secret meeting and if there would have had to have been a discussion about it, it would have taken place in this room.’”
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So are aliens pretty much an open secret at this point or what?
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lol

As for pee wee.

You consider life in the universe a secret?

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lol

As for pee wee.

You consider life in the universe a secret?

*lols harder, then gets sad*

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Aliens != alien contact. It's pretty much a given life exists somewhere else in this universe and/or others; when someone talks about aliens and conspiracy/secrets, it's also pretty much a given they're talking about contact between aliens and humanity.

Which for the last few decades/centuries has more or less been hand waved away as madness.

You're so wise though. You know that.
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It's pretty much a given life exists somewhere else in this universe and/or others
After a certain point of evolution you have free range over the universe.

If one species made it to that level. Ever. Period. Then they would have access to us.

So basically, if there is life anywhere, given enough time, something or someone would evolve to that higher level.

At that point, no matter where we are in time or space, they would have access to us.

To have consciousness, which is non-physical, in the body, which is physical, is a paradoxical combination of sorts, but it leads to the consciousness truly having no boundaries once it gets to that level. We are already non-physical and utilizing a consciousness that transcends all matter, space and time.

Chances are, if it happened sometime in the past (ever) or sometime in the future (ever) THEN THEY WOULD HAVE ACCESS TO US. IF that high level of evolution equals the ability operate outside of space and time as we know it. Which is how this works, naturally, (just dream).

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Which for the last few decades/centuries has more or less been hand waved away as madness.

You're so wise though. You know that.
If you don't want to meet, you won't. When you're ready, you will want to. Simple. Anything else, distraction, you can pretend you're the most evolved for billions of years out of an infinite universe, but if you can't properly utilize your imagination to create something new out of the old patterns then you will repeat those patterns until you do.

MANY PEOPLE have met them. In the flesh. Wide awake. But I'm sure you have no idea and don't want to because of those precarious reasons within our own requirements of ego and development.

Let's just put it this way.

Your species is self-destructing because of ego.


They hate ego. It is like a disease. Not because they fear it, like people do with their obsessive hate on Earth here.

It's because it will cause a major disruption in the person who has not let their ego go. Hence...all of your previous history. But I'm sure you've exami- LOL no sarcastic ego, it is like a speed bump in the letting go process which is required for actual deep down learning. Because we are learning about one's self ALL THE SAME! As all others in the UNIVERSE DO, HAVE and WILL.

Now back to the subject.


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lol look at me i am american and black lol haha ain't that swell lol derp
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One summer night, back when I was about nine years old, I was sleeping in my bed in my own bedroom. I remember slowly drifting into consciousness as I heard the standing fan in the hallway sweeping back and forth. When I was starting to wake, I had absolutely no thoughts of a nightmare or any kind of disturbing dream just moments before. My blinds were open so the moon allowed me to see my surroundings a bit.

As I leaned up in bed, I noticed some sort of creature at the end of my bed. It couldn't have been no more than a foot taller than the top of the mattress. I wouldn't say that we locked eyes because the only discernable feature was the total blackness of the eyes. It looked like it could be looking at anything in front of it, but I knew it was looking right at me! I sat up frozen in sickening amazement. I did not feel any real fear until I noticed how close my feet were to the creature! I looked down at my feet and it cocked its head down at my feet and I started withdrawing my legs from that end of the bed really fast! And as I did so the creature started to move as if it meant to grab me. I started to scream really loud, for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anytihng i could say this cab was rare But I thought nah forget it, yo home to Bel-Air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homie smell you later" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

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Goddamn it, that likely would have been a mere dream had it actually happened, but it was getting to be a good story.
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One summer night, back when I was about nine years old, I was sleeping in my bed in my own bedroom. I remember slowly drifting into consciousness as I heard the standing fan in the hallway sweeping back and forth. When I was starting to wake, I had absolutely no thoughts of a nightmare or any kind of disturbing dream just moments before. My blinds were open so the moon allowed me to see my surroundings a bit.

As I leaned up in bed, I noticed some sort of creature at the end of my bed. It couldn't have been no more than a foot taller than the top of the mattress. I wouldn't say that we locked eyes because the only discernable feature was the total blackness of the eyes. It looked like it could be looking at anything in front of it, but I knew it was looking right at me! I sat up frozen in sickening amazement. I did not feel any real fear until I noticed how close my feet were to the creature! I looked down at my feet and it cocked its head down at my feet and I started withdrawing my legs from that end of the bed really fast! And as I did so the creature started to move as if it meant to grab me. I started to scream really loud, for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anytihng i could say this cab was rare But I thought nah forget it, yo home to Bel-Air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homie smell you later" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
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One summer night, back when I was about nine years old, I was sleeping in my bed in my own bedroom. I remember slowly drifting into consciousness as I heard the standing fan in the hallway sweeping back and forth. When I was starting to wake, I had absolutely no thoughts of a nightmare or any kind of disturbing dream just moments before. My blinds were open so the moon allowed me to see my surroundings a bit.

As I leaned up in bed, I noticed some sort of creature at the end of my bed. It couldn't have been no more than a foot taller than the top of the mattress. I wouldn't say that we locked eyes because the only discernable feature was the total blackness of the eyes. It looked like it could be looking at anything in front of it, but I knew it was looking right at me! I sat up frozen in sickening amazement. I did not feel any real fear until I noticed how close my feet were to the creature! I looked down at my feet and it cocked its head down at my feet and I started withdrawing my legs from that end of the bed really fast! And as I did so the creature started to move as if it meant to grab me. I started to scream really loud, for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anytihng i could say this cab was rare But I thought nah forget it, yo home to Bel-Air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homie smell you later" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
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One summer night, back when I was about nine years old, I was sleeping in my bed in my own bedroom. I remember slowly drifting into consciousness as I heard the standing fan in the hallway sweeping back and forth. When I was starting to wake, I had absolutely no thoughts of a nightmare or any kind of disturbing dream just moments before. My blinds were open so the moon allowed me to see my surroundings a bit.

As I leaned up in bed, I noticed some sort of creature at the end of my bed. It couldn't have been no more than a foot taller than the top of the mattress. I wouldn't say that we locked eyes because the only discernable feature was the total blackness of the eyes. It looked like it could be looking at anything in front of it, but I knew it was looking right at me! I sat up frozen in sickening amazement. I did not feel any real fear until I noticed how close my feet were to the creature! I looked down at my feet and it cocked its head down at my feet and I started withdrawing my legs from that end of the bed really fast! And as I did so the creature started to move as if it meant to grab me. I started to scream really loud, for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anytihng i could say this cab was rare But I thought nah forget it, yo home to Bel-Air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homie smell you later" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
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ITT ate acts like he lacks ego while demonstrating his tremendous ego. This is ate's hallmark though, I'm hardly surprised.
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^ Those pics are of one light that kept turning off and if I walked near it. It was a while ago in Fl. More recently it has happened in spurs of 3-5 and upwards to like 7, in a row, or connected within a series of a few moments.

Just last night it happened once, probably more than that if we were paying attention.

Here's an interesting question with that.

If you are in an area where there is generally one light to your vicinity, and that one goes off in a specific timing with your presence, does that indicate a connection?

So the only way is to ask you guys if it happens to you. I can't really know either way, think about it. Either way, last night it was a situation where a friend and I were passing through an area and literally as we were closest a lonely street light in a neighborhood it switched off. Or cycled to the energy saving state.

It just makes it all the more ominous when the area becomes dark for a moment because of the change and the isolation of that one street light.

What if you then you take that street light and place it with other lights, and how does that affect the determining of the probabilities?

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It's a paradox.

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How can one bring you this message without having the ego to contain it?
And I don't see what's egotistical about thinking about life in the universe, or talking about your experiences with that.

It seems kind of egotistical to make an attempt to drown that out in favor of a lack of a subject, rather than making an effort to understand the complexity and priorities of the situation.



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^ Those pics are of one light that kept turning off and if I walked near it. It was a while ago in Fl. More recently it has happened in spurs of 3-5 and upwards to like 7, in a row, or connected within a series of a few moments.

Just last night it happened once, probably more than that if we were paying attention.

Here's an interesting question with that.

If you are in an area where there is generally one light to your vicinity, and that one goes off in a specific timing with your presence, does that indicate a connection?

So the only way is to ask you guys if it happens to you. I can't really know either way, think about it. Either way, last night it was a situation where a friend and I were passing through an area and literally as we were closest a lonely street light in a neighborhood it switched off. Or cycled to the energy saving state.

It just makes it all the more ominous when the area becomes dark for a moment because of the change and the isolation of that one street light.

What if you then you take that street light and place it with other lights, and how does that affect the determining of the probabilities?



It's a paradox.

Don't give way to astonishment.

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How can one bring you this message without having the ego to contain it?
And I don't see what's egotistical about thinking about life in the universe, or talking about your experiences with that.

It seems kind of egotistical to make an attempt to drown that out in favor of a lack of a subject, rather than making an effort to understand the complexity and priorities of the situation.



You do realize that street lights have a duty cycle, where they turn off to cool down and save power for a few minutes at a time, right?
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You do realize that street lights have a duty cycle, where they turn off to cool down and save power for a few minutes at a time, right?
Yes, what is strange is why it seems to synchronize with the presence of the body and direct vicinity.

Not always, but when we are directly closest them in our passing.
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Yes, what is strange is why it seems to synchronize with the presence of the body and direct vicinity.

Not always, but when we are directly closest them in our passing.
Or you only take special note of it when it turns off, and you ignore the other 95% of the time when its off.
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You do realize that street lights have a duty cycle, where they turn off to cool down and save power for a few minutes at a time, right?
no, they use motion sensors that are meant to turn the light on when people walk within a certain radius. In some areas they might have it activate a long series of lights if the area gets a lot of joggers since the bulbs take about 3-5 seconds to warm up.

the circuits are often bugged so instead the lights turn off rather than on


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lol Ate thinks he sees a UFO everytime he walks around the garage and the light comes on.
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no, they use motion sensors that are meant to turn the light on when people walk within a certain radius.
Time cycles or motion sensors.... yeah.

Or they're built by the lowest bidder and the ballast overheats and goes into a self protect mode. But yeah, aliens and stuff.

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Woah! An Ate post that took the better part of the thread for his brain to meltdown back into his usually paranoid ranting.

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Or you only take special note of it when it turns off, and you ignore the other 95% of the time when its off.
Yes, this has been thought of. This selective reasoning is what most of humanity does and is what you're doing right now, only your generating it for yourself.

Also, this excuse worked for the first 10,000 times.

After they all started turning off, and you're just sitting there in the dark. You really can't go, "hmm, you're just fucking with us, someone's just messing around."

Yea, go walk into a wall because the lights just turned off and tell yourself that's normal.

There is a split between consciousness, some of you will focus on the part of that sentence that talks about walking into a wall, and others will think of the alternative to having the lights in your vicinity turn off all at once and the chances of the entire area going dark.

I think you're just making that up because you've never seen it happen before.

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no, they use motion sensors that are meant to turn the light on when people walk within a certain radius.

In some areas they might have it activate a long series of lights if the area gets a lot of joggers since the bulbs take about 3-5 seconds to warm up.
Not what I'm talking about.. And for the record, the very post in the OP shows that the light turned on across the street.

None of you can read, put together simple equations or solve the puzzle, apparently.

And yes, this is now about lightbulbs.

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the circuits are often bugged so instead the lights turn off rather than on
Interesting, but more excuses wrapping around the figure. Rather than exposing it.

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it is not magic, it's goddamn technology
Makes sense, according to your logic, some people are magic, some people aren't.

Actually, it's technology, it's a photon bouncing, you can feel it strangely if you know what to look for.

On top of that, this is a common occurrence for some people, electronics tend to flip out at times. Akin to a cashier spitting out a bunch of random numbers and doing the fritz at a check out line. Or a watch not working, or battery exploding, or draining.

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lol Ate thinks he sees a UFO everytime he walks around the garage and the light comes on.

Obviously not, but I have had my experiences. You can, if you are man enough. Period. This isn't about joking, it's about how much you want to know about the universe before you die.

A semi intelligent, almost the most intellectual being on the planet, who cannot muster the humility to meet anyone else in existence. So he just stays around his garage, so to speak, making fun of the clouds. Making sense of the news to keep the day away. Seems like a waste of a central nervous system.

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Stopped reading right there.
Restrictions of the self are what you utilize on this planet to hold yourselves back.

There is no major overlord, it's just all of you guys fighting with each other and the simple truth because you can't get along, work with the ego and emotions.

That is the nature of this entire societies downfall and it is actually born of a plan to control you. Most of you are not of those who will break the control, because you cannot even become aware of how someone else's limitations shape your experience.

Disconnect from media and formal mis direction to talk to your true emotions a little more, and then when you feel what capabilities you have inside of you, you can no longer get caught up on not being the center of attention.

Which is what it is, when an adult is talking, and a baby wants to whine and cry and throw a fit. It's not insulting, just very very immature.

But more so because someone will eventually have to give everyone what they want, if they want to survive.

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Time cycles or motion sensors.... yeah.
Again, could be, and then again, the time cycles align beyond temporal boundaries (simultaneous and with vision) as well as the motion sensors (across space and time). LOL. You guys suck at thinking, but only because I was born knowing what this is. At least that you don't normally find motion sensors or time cycles that violate logic.

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But yeah, aliens and stuff.
There is an important lesson here, it has to do with your body.

You will either spend enough time to know what it is, or when you die, you can blame aliens and stuff, but think about it. When the president says, "I don't know about aliens, but if we ever found out about them, and had to have a meeting about it. I would've had it right here in this room."

I mean c'mon. They're waiting on you.

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Yes, this has been thought of. This selective reasoning is what most of humanity does and is what you're doing right now, only your generating it for yourself.

Also, this excuse worked for the first 10,000 times.

After they all started turning off, and you're just sitting there in the dark. You really can't go, "hmm, you're just fucking with us, someone's just messing around."

Yea, go walk into a wall because the lights just turned off and tell yourself that's normal.

There is a split between consciousness, some of you will focus on the part of that sentence that talks about walking into a wall, and others will think of the alternative to having the lights in your vicinity turn off all at once and the chances of the entire area going dark.

I think you're just making that up because you've never seen it happen before.

Read carefully, project minimally, assume very little.
I was merely suggesting a possibility, which is all I ever do. I rarely speak in certain terms because so few things are certain to me.

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I think you're just making that up because you've never seen it happen before.
Not at all. Quite the contrary, I've had it happen and I've given it some thought. Not to be snide, but maybe you should do the same instead of just assuming you're right.

You're so certain of things which you can't be certain of. Slow down or you'll lose yourself to it... assuming it isn't already too late.
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You guys suck at thinking, but only because I was born knowing what this is.
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That takes a helluva big ego by definition. How does it feel to know you're poisoning the aliens, ate?
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