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05-30-2012, 10:03 PM
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A Light Shining in Darkness
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My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
My God, the entire activity of everything.
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All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.
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05-30-2012, 10:08 PM
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A Light Shining in Darkness
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Re: My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
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Originally Posted by Vizier
But my god has a bigger dick than your god.
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Wrong.
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05-30-2012, 10:33 PM
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Grander Duke
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Re: My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
nuh-uhhhhhhhh
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everything i post is fantasy
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05-30-2012, 10:54 PM
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Philosopher King
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Re: My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
My god is less brown than your god.
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05-30-2012, 11:09 PM
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Sing me something soft...
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Re: My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
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Originally Posted by Obbe
My God, the entire activity of everything.
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You gave me a serious nostalgia moment. I would think you but you are at 666.
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05-31-2012, 04:09 AM
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Sapphires!
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Re: My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
Oh yeah, well my god is the being which is more powerful and loving and cool and who has cooler worshipers(me) than your god. Therefore my god is definitionally superior to yours. Making up your own meaning for words is fun, isn't it?
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05-31-2012, 04:15 AM
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A Light Shining in Darkness
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Re: My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
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All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.
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05-31-2012, 04:16 AM
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Philosopher King
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Re: My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
My god fucks me very rough when I ask, and when down he strokes me and rocks me gently back and forth. Your god won't do that, will he?
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05-31-2012, 04:18 AM
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A Light Shining in Darkness
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Re: My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
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Originally Posted by zanick
My god fucks me very rough when I ask, and when down he strokes me and rocks me gently back and forth. Your god won't do that, will he?
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My God doesn't need to perform any special tricks to outshine your imaginary friend.
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All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.
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05-31-2012, 04:31 AM
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Baron
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Re: My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
My god has never been seen or heard and is therefore a ninja and that makes my god better than all of your gods.
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All warfare is based on deception. - Sun Tzu
In War, Victory. In Peace, Vigilance. In Death, Sacrifice.
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05-31-2012, 04:38 AM
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Duke
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Re: My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
My god will suck your dick for $5.
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05-31-2012, 12:23 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
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Originally Posted by Alpheus
My god will suck your dick for $5.
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My god will suck your dick and finger your butthole for $4. That's capitalism at work!
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05-31-2012, 01:58 PM
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Marquis
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Re: My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
My herp could derpy derpy doo.
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05-31-2012, 09:45 PM
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Duke
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Re: My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
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Originally Posted by Shrike
My god will suck your dick and finger your butthole for $4. That's capitalism at work!
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My god will skullfuck you for $3.
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06-07-2012, 03:11 PM
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Wealthy Merchant
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Re: My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
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Originally Posted by DJ Meaty Cheeks
My god will skullfuck you for $3.
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My god will sexually pleasure you for free whenever you pray for it.
Matthew 21:22:
"And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive."
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06-13-2012, 07:42 PM
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Knight
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Re: My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
Wasn't that the name of the religious section on Totse? I thinks it was.
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06-13-2012, 10:08 PM
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A Light Shining in Darkness
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Re: My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
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Originally Posted by Psychotogen
Wasn't that the name of the religious section on Totse? I thinks it was.
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It Sure Was!
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