I am Man. Hear me Roar!

[butane99]

I am Man. Hear me Roar!

I am King of the Jungle. The Alpha Species. Slayer of Beasts. Any motherfucking animals want to mess with me and they will get motherfucking killed.

Come at me bitches. I'm top dog. THE apex predator. Top of the food chain.

[Dionysus]

The Boyd Rice Experience - I am man, sometimes I hate - YouTube

The Boyd Rice Experience - I am man, sometimes I hate - YouTube
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[TheSexyBeast821]

We should start a fund to put OP in a pit with a lion and see who comes away alive.

[butane99]

I am Man. Master of tools and fire. A pitiful beast such as a lion would stand no chance against me. I welcome such an exhibition. It would only solidify my superiority over the beasts.

[TheSexyBeast821]

Originally Posted by butane99

I am Man. Master of tools and fire. A pitiful beast such as a lion would stand no chance against me. I welcome such an exhibition. It would only solidify my superiority over the beasts.

You get no tools or fire. Just you and a lion.

[butane99]

Irrelevant. I am Man. I will use my opposable thumbs to slaughter the lion, tear the heart out and roast it on a toasty fire.

[TheSexyBeast821]

Originally Posted by butane99

Irrelevant. I am Man. I will use my opposable thumbs to slaughter the lion, tear the heart out and roast it on a toasty fire.

The lion is gonna swipe your head right off your neck with one paw.

[butane99]

I think not. I am Man. My supreme wit and intellectual thought will outsmart the lowly beast.

[JeffreyH]

Fuck yeah.

Sometimes I can just feel this animalistic, old part of me inside. Makes me wish I lived in the prehistoric times and witnessed life the way it was meant to be.

But then the feeling wears off, and I go back to realizing how pointless this life is and how none of this have any meaning, and all this fighting for reproduction and dominance doesn't make any sense since we all die in the end.

[TheSexyBeast821]

Originally Posted by butane99

I think not. I am Man. My supreme wit and intellectual thought will outsmart the lowly beast.

Your supreme wit and intellectual thought will be leaking all over the floor of the pit as the lion crushes your skull in its fierce jaws.

[HampTheToker]

Originally Posted by TheSexyBeast821

Your supreme wit and intellectual thought will be leaking all over the floor of the pit as the lion crushes your skull in its fierce jaws.

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by JeffreyH

Fuck yeah.

Sometimes I can just feel this animalistic, old part of me inside. Makes me wish I lived in the prehistoric times and witnessed life the way it was meant to be.

But then the feeling wears off, and I go back to realizing how pointless this life is and how none of this have any meaning, and all this fighting for reproduction and dominance doesn't make any sense since we all die in the end.

lol mall goth death metal nerds getting way too pumped up.

[Sir Cornwell]

I think OP may be bats, man.

[butane99]

Originally Posted by TheSexyBeast821

Your supreme wit and intellectual thought will be leaking all over the floor of the pit as the lion crushes your skull in its fierce jaws.

No. I am Man. The beast shalt be slayed. My bipedal gait will give me a strategic advantage over the beast. That paired with my opposable thumbs and supreme intellect, I shall be victorious over the mouth breather

[constantinople]

i really doubt it chump.

[butane99]

Originally Posted by constantinople

i really doubt it chump.

I doubt nothing. I am Man. My forefathers and I have proven our absolute supremacy over the beast by slaughtering many of their species to extinction. If that is not absolute victory, I dont know what is.

The Lion is the least of Man's worries. The basement dwelling humanoid is a much graver threat than any four-legged jungle beast.

[ArmsMerchant]

Originally Posted by butane99

Top of the food chain.

Try telling that to a grizzly bear who is crunching down on your skull. . . . .

[HampTheToker]

Originally Posted by ArmsMerchant

Try telling that to the grizzly bear that is chillin' outside my shack. . . . .

Fixt

[butane99]

Originally Posted by ArmsMerchant

Try telling that to a grizzly bear who is crunching down on your skull. . . . .

I will glady prove my supremacy to any beast. I am Man. I will drink the blood of the Grizzly bear after I skewer that which walks on 4 legs. It will know the tip of my spear

[Malice]

Originally Posted by butane99

I am Man. Hear me Roar!

In numbers too big to ignore,
And I'm way too hungry to settle for chick food!

Cause my stomach's starting to growl,
And I'm going on the prowl,
For a Texas Double Whopper!

"Man that's good!"

Oh, yes, I'm a guy!
I'll admit I've been fed quiche!
Wave tofu bye-bye!
Now it's for Whopper beef I reach.

I will eat this meat
(Eat this meat)
'Till my innie turns into an outie!

I am starved!
I am incorrigible!
And I need to scarf a burger beef bacon jalapeno good thing down!

(Yeah!)

I am hungry!
(I am hungry)
I am incorrigible!

I AM MAN!

I Am Man-Burger King Commercial - YouTube

I Am Man-Burger King Commercial - YouTube
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[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

LOL at people saying "you don't get tools". Why shouldn't he get tools? Because they aren't a part of his body? That's such an arbitrary, retarded concept. We're the apex predator because of our prolific use of tools. Taking away our one advantage doesn't prove anything. Plus tools are a completely natural development - we aren't the only species to use them, and even if we were... so what?

We're animals. Saying the human doesn't get tools makes as much sense as saying the lion doesn't get it's teeth/claws and I get a shotgun. You're removing the trait that we most rely on to prove... what exactly? That if you completely rig the fight the human will lose? No shit.

[JeffreyH]

Originally Posted by Pee Vee Proots, M.D.

LOL at people saying "you don't get tools". Why shouldn't he get tools? Because they aren't a part of his body? That's such an arbitrary, retarded concept. We're the apex predator because of our prolific use of tools. Taking away our one advantage doesn't prove anything. Plus tools are a completely natural development - we aren't the only species to use them, and even if we were... so what?

Spider vs fly.

Spider doesn't get web.

[is all mememememe with me]

i am bigger man. hear me roar louder than the OP!

i am king of the jungle. the alpha species. slayer of OPs. any motherfucking OPs want to mess with me and they will get motherfucking killed.

come at me OP. i'll fuck you with your dumb top dog bollox.

[Satyr]

Hear me roar? You're not a fucking Lannister.

[Xlite]

I'd like to see that manliness stand up to a polar bear.

[SomeBum]

I am man. Hold me while i cry/fap/fart

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Listen to my laugh, lighten the universe.