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05-19-2012, 09:04 PM
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"the dictator" kind of sucked
i popped 40 mg of diazepam that i washed down with 24 oz of pussy coors light an hour until "the dictator" started -- and i must say -- that movie, in my opinion, was just an, "OKAY".
i thought this movie was going to be full of publicity stunts like sacha is known for, but no -- this was just a flat out 100% directed movie... and it wasn't that wonderful.
there were a few funny parts, without a doubt -- but nothing too unique; it seemed rushed.
so in other words, this movie sucked.
check it out for yourself and let me know what you thought of it.
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05-19-2012, 09:05 PM
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Re: "the dictator" kind of sucked
also, i was fucked up, and when i bought my ticket, i said, "CAN I GET ONE FOR, "THE DICTATOR SHIP"
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05-19-2012, 09:07 PM
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Re: "the dictator" kind of sucked
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05-19-2012, 09:10 PM
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Re: "the dictator" kind of sucked
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Was it worse than Bruno?
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in my opinion -- yeah.
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05-19-2012, 09:34 PM
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Re: "the dictator" kind of sucked
I lol'd at it pretty hard.
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05-19-2012, 09:34 PM
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Re: "the dictator" kind of sucked
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also, i was fucked up, and when i bought my ticket, i said, "CAN I GET ONE FOR, "THE DICTATOR SHIP"

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I was thinking of seeing it - but, you confirmed what I already suspected. Sorry you didn't enjoy yourself a whole lot though, man.
For what it's worth - one time my friends and I got all fucked up on benzos and went to the theater after picking a movie out from the local paper. We stumbled in probably reeking of weed and alcohol - and we all went up to the ticket counter and asked for 5 tickets for National Lampoons whatever the fuck.
The guy stared at us for a second - turned around to look at the movie signs and was just like :
"That...that's not playing here."
We face palmed and made the rush decision to see "Touristas" since that was all that was playing at that time. That movie totally blew also. Big load of shit.
But, yeah - anyway, how many stars out of 10 would you give it? Was it an okay as in "not bad"? Or was it like a "low" okay?
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05-19-2012, 09:39 PM
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Re: "the dictator" kind of sucked
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how many stars out of 10 would you give it? Was it an okay as in "not bad"? Or was it like a "low" okay?
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meh -- i'd give it a 6 out of 10... it wasn't horrific... it just didn't meet the standards i was expecting... also -- the movie seemed very rushed.
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05-19-2012, 09:46 PM
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Re: "the dictator" kind of sucked
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meh -- i'd give it a 6 out of 10... it wasn't horrific... it just didn't meet the standards i was expecting... also -- the movie seemed very rushed.
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So, it was lukewarm, huh?
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05-19-2012, 09:51 PM
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Re: "the dictator" kind of sucked
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So, it was lukewarm, huh?
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yeah... that's seems like the right word to use.
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05-19-2012, 10:28 PM
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Re: "the dictator" kind of sucked
Surprised you went to see it. It was obvious to me it was going to suck, the guy has clearly run out of ideas/material and is trying to cash out while he's still relevant.
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05-24-2012, 05:45 AM
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Re: "the dictator" kind of sucked
Looked like rubbish - I've never seen bruno or Ali-G. The humor just doesn't appeal to me and didn't back when it was popular and I was the younger target audience.
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05-24-2012, 12:51 PM
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Re: "the dictator" kind of sucked
I disagree this movie was fucking hilarious. Much better the borat or that awful bruno
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05-24-2012, 01:28 PM
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Re: "the dictator" kind of sucked
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in my opinion -- yeah.
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i liked bruno. fuck all those pop-culture shitheads, good on him for pulling the rug out from under them and showing them for what they really are
when he got paula abdul to sit on the "mexican chair person" it was fucking gold.
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05-24-2012, 06:45 PM
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Re: "the dictator" kind of sucked
Bruno was better than Borat. If you didn't like Bruno it's probably because of your latent and repressed homosexuality making you overly uncomfortable through-out the picture.
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05-24-2012, 06:49 PM
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Re: "the dictator" kind of sucked
its a different humor. I find his work hilarious...
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05-24-2012, 06:54 PM
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Re: "the dictator" kind of sucked
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I just wish I could find a way to find a torrent for this
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There will be a r5 or screener out at some point
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05-24-2012, 06:57 PM
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Re: "the dictator" kind of sucked
theres a russian version right now.
uhhhh actually check TPB its english now demonoid too
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05-24-2012, 07:01 PM
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Re: "the dictator" kind of sucked
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theres a russian version right now.
uhhhh actually check TPB its english now
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That is a TS though, I was talking about the DVD russian, it comes out much earlier then the US retail release...
The screens on the TS dont look bad though, it is watchable, the audio is usually bad on those though
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05-24-2012, 07:01 PM
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Re: "the dictator" kind of sucked
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Bruno was better than Borat. If you didn't like Bruno it's probably because of your latent and repressed homosexuality making you overly uncomfortable through-out the picture.
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I disagree with the first sentence, but you're dead on with the second.
The Dictator was meh. About the Anchorman quality. Had a few laughs, but nothing special. The pacing hurt it more than anything, as most of the really funny bits were too short and the barely funny bits were way too long. I got the impression that better editing could have made it A LOT better, but it still wouldn't have been anything near the brilliance I expect from Cohen.
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05-24-2012, 07:07 PM
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Re: "the dictator" kind of sucked
bah i'll just either go see it legit or wait until it's ripped properly.
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05-24-2012, 07:42 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: "the dictator" kind of sucked
I dont really like these movies he makes, they are funny yea, but he was at his best on the HBO show
I will probably still go see it on Friday, it cant be that bad...
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05-24-2012, 08:10 PM
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Re: "the dictator" kind of sucked
I thought Borat was probably the funniest movie i had ever seen when i saw it in theaters. Not saying it's the greatest comedy of all time, but it appealed perfectly to my sense of humor, from the very beginning with that ridiculous music all the way through. That shit was fucking hilarious to me, and still is. I haven't seen Bruno or the Dictator, but i've heard they're not quite as good. I dunno, i'll probably still check them out at some point but i can't see them living up to the hilarity of borat.
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05-24-2012, 08:20 PM
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Re: "the dictator" kind of sucked
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I thought Borat was probably the funniest movie i had ever seen when i saw it in theaters. Not saying it's the greatest comedy of all time, but it appealed perfectly to my sense of humor, from the very beginning with that ridiculous music all the way through. That shit was fucking hilarious to me, and still is. I haven't seen Bruno or the Dictator, but i've heard they're not quite as good. I dunno, i'll probably still check them out at some point but i can't see them living up to the hilarity of borat.
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