Tricking a girl into having sex with you

[Tokerface]

How is it done?

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[fuckbiscuit]

You need to press the red button.

[Tokerface]

Originally Posted by fuckbiscuit

You need to press the red button.

Located where? Her pooper?

[White Jesus]

Pretend you're wealthy and flash that cash.

[$hit.got.real]

Get everyone drunk, especially you.

[Death_Merchant]

The easiest way to get laid, is too be damaged, and open about you're damaged fucked up ways on a personals site. If you're into BDSM or some other unique fetish that women would have a hard time finding in a man in normal situations, you can fit into a niche market. Any girl that has some sort of fetish, knows it's not easy bringing that up in a relationship, and usually ends bad.

For example: An 18yo that wants to find a man that is 10+ years older, that will treat her like his daughter that he molests. She wants to be forced to dress slutty, tied up, slapped around, pissed on, and shared with other men to be used for their fun too.

This girl is facing insane odds to actually pursue a relationship through normal means, as bringing up all of this to most "normal" people is scary. 99.9% chance she is going to be judged pretty harshly, and feel like a freak. As a result, these girls will flock to random hookup sites to meet guys who only want sex, in hopes that one of these pervs will give her what she craves. If you put it out there that you're looking for a girl like her, they will flock. There are lots of women like this out there. The numbers are small, but the amount of guys saying they want to fulfill these fantasies is even smaller.

Since most of zoklet is fucked up, this could be your ticket.

[moron]

Tricking a girl

is this actually how you look at it?

[Nero]

Never be yourself if you want to get a girl.

[$hit.got.real]

Originally Posted by whore to a chainsaw

Never be yourself if you want to get a girl.

Iif I had a son, this is what I'd tell him. On his 12th birthday, right before he was sent down the mines.

[Psych]

Something along these lines.

[Nero]

Originally Posted by $hit.got.real

Iif I had a son, this is what I'd tell him. On his 12th birthday, right before he was sent down the mines.

I meant this just for Tokerface. By all means, be yourself if yourself is something a girl would want to fuck.

[JC Denton]

[SoulButter]

You must speak in riddles.

"Do you not want to not have sex wit me baby?"

74% of the time, it works every time.

[Greyusurper]

Originally Posted by fuckbiscuit

You need to press the red button.

Originally Posted by Tokerface

Located where? Her pooper?

[Jaxxun]

[ergoat]

Okay well what you do is you get a pack of cards and go up to this girl and tell her you're Chris Angel and ask her if she'd like to be on your new show as a participant, but mention that you're looking for an assistant and heavily emphasise the 'ass' part of assistant and even stare at her arse the entire time just so she gets the idea. Then show her a really good card trick while you subtly edge yourself closer and closer. Anyway she takes a card out of the deck and looks at it (but she doesn't tell you, duh) and as she puts it back in the deck, well you time it just right to coincide with the initial penetration. Misdirection, you know. And after that just keep getting her to do stupid magician things like pull scarves out of your pocket but don't finish that first trick until you're done, or just pull out when you're done and run like hell.

[JC Denton]

I've had success with lying that i'm the drummer for pearl jam.

[Oct]

Cocaine

[ThunderDownUnder]

Find a girl that has underlying daddy issues (whether she knows it or not. Always seeking his acceptance, feels he doesn't love her, etc. etc.), then find out what type of cologne her father wears/wore.

Wear said cologne, and she will subliminally identify him with you and seek your acceptance via sex.

[Synopix]

Its called raep.
jk lol

[LSDaamn]

Get her drunk. Works everytime, EVERYTIME.

[ThunderDownUnder]

Originally Posted by LSDaamn

Get her drunk. Works everytime, EVERYTIME.

You forgot to mention the rufenal you dump in their alcohol.

[RestStop]

After talking for a while, tell her you really like her and you think she's "the One".
Of course, I'd really advise against this, don't lie to get your way, fuck random whores you know are easy.

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by Tokerface

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lol what a fucking loser. just stick to cockblocking others coz your so jelly.

[legendaryninjacutter]

fuck her face