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Old 06-07-2011, 11:01 PM
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Default Fuck, the Java timewave calculator is down

I guess the domain expired. Fuck.

http://www.timewave2012.com/tools/calculator/

This used to be a very good timewave calculator written in Java, it computed resonances and everything just like Terrence McKenna's old ass DOS program, except all nice and in Java, and instantly. Now the whole website it was hosted at is down and likely isn't coming back.




It doesn't seem to work on the wayback machine.
http://web.archive.org/web/200904261...ls/calculator/
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Old 06-10-2011, 07:22 PM
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Wow this sounds awesome. I would have loved to know about this earlier
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Default Re: Fuck, the Java timewave calculator is down

i found this post while googling for the same problem!

fear not, i found another website hosting it!!!

http://www.frequency23.net/timewave/.../timewave.jnlp


if that goes down, message me and I'll send the file
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Default Re: Fuck, the Java timewave calculator is down

Bump, any thoughts on the zero date of Dec. 21, 2012? I'm now convinced SOMETHING is going to happen, but I have no idea what. I have no idea if people will even notice that something happened. Either that or it's going to be ridiculously obvious and possibly catastrophic.

Incidentally, scientists at CERN are getting extremely close to finding the Higgs Boson (God particle) with the Large Hadron Collider.
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I have my thoughts. I won't bother sharing them unless you put a couple of drinks in me, though. My knowledge is precious, and my desire for strong drink must be satiated before wisdom will flow, much like a yeti.
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We can do this.
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satiated before wisdom will flow, much like a yeti.
~blinks~ Do... do you have any links to yeti lyrical rap??
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fear not, i found another website hosting it!!!

http://www.frequency23.net/timewave/.../timewave.jnlp
Thats interesting.... I checked the archive site for the main URL and the first one they had from 2006 had that link in it!!


A very interesting looking graph


Thanx for updating this thread Slice 760!!!

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Default Re: Fuck, the Java timewave calculator is down

This thread makes me kinda nervous ..
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Thats interesting.... I checked the archive site for the main URL and the first one they had from 2006 had that link in it!!


A very interesting looking graph


Thanx for updating this thread Slice 760!!!
This no longer works with java as it is, I've checked around but I wanna know if there is one just as good. Thank you
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~blinks~ Do... do you have any links to yeti lyrical rap??
Almost spit my wine out at this.

Interdimensional gangstas, cryptozoologist
Mother fucking high as shit anthropologist,
Lost Arks, la chupacabra barks, light = dark
No remorse, stole a purse, fucking yeti.

meh I'm sure the yetis could come up with something better. but still, that idea makes me pee myself.
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