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Old 06-01-2012, 12:53 AM
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As I'm leaving I walk past lolzie nurse and tell her what just happened and shes like hmm... No... and goes and gets another dr to re-evaluate me. The dude says its in fact thrush and writes me a prescription for Nystatin. I use that shit two and i'm cured.
yeah, I've had something similar to that happen once. after a week of a sore ass throat, not being able to swallow whatsoever (not even my own saliva), no sleep due to the pain, what little I'd get brought on horrible fever dreams -- I dropped by a free clinic, one lady pokes the back of it with one of those huge ass Q-tips and it hurt like fuck. tells me I have a cold. another one comes in, actually looks at it and tells me I have the worse case of paratonsolitus (also known as Quincy) she had ever seen. over 2/3rds of my throat was swollen. I would have died later that night or the next day had I not gone when I did.

she said if I had insurence she would have immediately sent me to the ER, but understood that I didn't. gave me a few antibiotic shots and a prescription for something or another. was suppose to go back the next three days and get three more shots each time, but it healed up fast as shit and they only had to give me one more. the relief of being gone was the greatest I've ever felt in my life.
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Old 06-01-2012, 01:01 AM
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If she refuses to get her yeast infection treated just because she doesn't want to admit she gave you thrush leave that bitch IMMEDIATELY.

She'd obviously rather cause you harm than be truthful.
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Old 06-01-2012, 02:04 PM
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If she refuses to get her yeast infection treated just because she doesn't want to admit she gave you thrush leave that bitch IMMEDIATELY.

She'd obviously rather cause you harm than be truthful.
Honestly, I know most chicks' pussies better than they know them themselves.

Really. I know what they taste and look like. When it's off, I *know* something is up.

Plus, when you pull out and your cock is coated with what looks like melted mozzarella, well, clearly something is up.

Fortunately candida is easy to cure with common antibiotics (i.e. Amphotericin B)
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*wonders if when the OP brushes his teeth and gargles if this is what he spits out*



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Old 06-01-2012, 04:43 PM
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holy fuck dude
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