Have you ever looked forward to masturbating?

[Actor]

I have quite a few times back in High School when I would jack off and pretend I was havin sex with this fuckin annoying bitch. I just liked the feeling of degrading her you know??

Anyways, the only time I look forward to jacking off as of right NOW, is the next time I get alcohol withdrawl. That was the best jackin I EVER HAD. lol.

[reggie_love]

I remember thinking this on a long camping trip, I was with a bunch of dudes (and therefore couldn't very well just start beating it), I thought of how great it'd be to crack the ceiling with my sperm once I got home and jacked off for the first time in two weeks.

Which was weird, as I had a perfectly good girlfriend to ejaculate into at the time, too.

[SizableSac]

Yup. Its fairly normal I think. As long as its not your "highlight" of the day I wouldn't call you a fucked up person

[adrieann]

What a dumb question I feel like. Everyone looks forward to jacking off at some point.

You just get that urge, that need. It's like when you need a cigarette sometimes.

[Myxomatosis]

When I was a tad bit younger and the chicks at my school were pretty "fit" (), I always looked forward to it.

You just gotta find the right one

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[ScaryGary]

Plenty of fucking times, really.

all the way from when I was younger and staring at a chick's ass and being like "Yep, I'ma beat it to that later" to nearly jacking it while driving after being left with blue balls by an ex of mine.

I think the most I've ever really looked forward to it, though; was, as someone has already mentioned, after a camping trip. like almost two weeks of no wack. I literally ran somewhere secrete and rubbed one out as soon as I got home.

oh, the memories..

[yawanur]

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[Zanick]

I look forward to not masturbating tonight.

[slicknickns]

all the time motherfucker

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

Fuck yes motherfucker. Got to have something to look forward to in life. Be musical about it, mmmm ya

[HampTheToker]

The only thing looking forward to jackin it ever did for me was make me say ,"Aw, fuck it." and rub one out.

Kinda like the one handed chronic masturbater on Sons of Anarchy.

Much like Malice, I'd die if I lost my hand.

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