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Old 04-15-2012, 12:59 AM
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You guys ever done one of these?

Just signed up for my first one this year. 3.1 miles and 15-20 obstacles. So pumped and have a few months to get in gear. I don't expect to be one of the leading people in the race, but definitely don't plan to be in the last end of the crowd.
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Old 04-15-2012, 01:01 AM
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...will you be naked?
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Old 04-15-2012, 02:14 AM
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Do they still give out a free tat at the end?

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This should be a new requirement for the Mud Farmers to start posting on zoklet.
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Old 04-15-2012, 04:16 AM
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It may be a lot more uneventful than you're expecting.


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Old 04-15-2012, 06:51 AM
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Write it up after, "Confessions of a Dirty, Dirty Girl: My Mud Run".
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Old 04-15-2012, 07:18 AM
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We should start calling anal sex mud runs.
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We should start calling anal sex mud runs.
What? As opposed to up fanny front, which is of course a fun run.
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What a fucking joke....

My experience this October better be more like what Tough Mudder is advertising than what this "Down and Dirty" bullshit offers...

Tough Mudder 2012 - YouTube

I'mma fucking shoot some people if it isn't.
I did this last summer. Not my video btw, but same race.
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I want to do one of these so badly. An actual Tough Mudder, that is. Not this cheesy shitty knock off stuff where I get to jump over a few wooden planks. Thing is though, most of my friends that are available are bitches and wince at even running just two miles. Let alone 10 to 12.
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I want to do one of these so badly. An actual Tough Mudder, that is. Not this cheesy shitty knock off stuff where I get to jump over a few wooden planks. Thing is though, most of my friends that are available are bitches and wince at even running just two miles. Let alone 10 to 12.
TM has a networking aspect to get people in the area together with others who are doing their events. A friend of mine got everybody organized for our spartan race on facebook, and at the end of the day, i met a ton of people at my race.
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Old 04-16-2012, 05:04 AM
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I did this last summer. Not my video btw, but same race.
My Official 2011 Spartan Race Video! - YouTube
Holy fuck unwyred that looks intense. The feeling of accomplishing something like that would feel crazy. How much did the tickets to that cost?

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I want to do one of these so badly. An actual Tough Mudder, that is. Not this cheesy shitty knock off stuff where I get to jump over a few wooden planks. Thing is though, most of my friends that are available are bitches and wince at even running just two miles. Let alone 10 to 12.
Yeah mines in the middle, definitely no Tough Mudder, but not something too pathetic. Depending on how this one goes, I might go for more I might not.

And yeah most of my friends are too, it kind of sucks. The person who ended up asking me to go turned out to be this fat old hispanic friend ironically enough. Glad I have someone to do it with, but kind of apprehensive of him slowing me down.
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What a fucking joke....

My experience this October better be more like what Tough Mudder is advertising than what this "Down and Dirty" bullshit offers...

Tough Mudder 2012 - YouTube

I'mma fucking shoot some people if it isn't.
i used to practically have to do that everyday to get to school, they call this fun?
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Man, fuck this gay shit, you niggas need to get on Sasuke:

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Man, fuck this gay shit, you niggas need to get on Sasuke:

Makoto Nagano Ninja Warrior - YouTube
That shit requires balls. And crazy upper-body strength.
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Old 04-18-2012, 03:47 AM
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Holy fuck unwyred that looks intense. The feeling of accomplishing something like that would feel crazy. How much did the tickets to that cost?

I'm not unwyred, but i bought the tickets 5 months in advance for around 100 USD. Week of the race they were about 200 USD
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I'm not about to pay anyone to got through basic again, thank you very much. They do a sweet one down in charleston, the marine corps does it free as a recruiting thing.
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Having gone through RIP, Ranger school, Basic, Infantry training, Recon training, Airborne School and Air Assault School, I can honestly say this was harder than any single task asked of me in any of them except RIP and Ranger School and even then it was more about endurance and going without rest, the pace of the spartan race is grueling. I'm the kind of bro who likes this kind of stuff though. I like to challenge myself and do really hard shit
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Old 04-18-2012, 04:30 AM
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I'm not unwyred, but i bought the tickets 5 months in advance for around 100 USD. Week of the race they were about 200 USD
damn that's not as expensive as i thought it would be.

like those iron man competitions are damn pricey, esp. when they're auctioned off buy other buyers.
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http://www.youmaydie.com/

The next Spartan Death Race 45+ Hours long is in my area. If there was any chance in hell i'd be able to finish i'd sign up, but there's no way i'll complete it. I'm training hardcore and hopefully by next year i'll be in a position to actually be a contender at winning.
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Old 04-18-2012, 04:28 PM
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Jesus 45 hours. Might as well die.
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Wait so you idiots pay money to run and ruin clothes?
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I came here expecting this
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yeah, competition is fun.
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this is a lot more fun and somehow cheaper.
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Damn that death race looks really inviting My whole gym was going to do Tough mudder this year but things fell through when it turned out it was like a few days before the a comp :S Watching the death race video on their site... makes one wonder...
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