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Old 08-18-2012, 03:44 PM
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Brazilian worker survives iron bar piercing skull

RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — A 24-year-old construction worker survived after a 6-foot metal bar fell from above and pierced his head, doctors said Friday.

Luiz Alexandre Essinger, chief of staff at Rio de Janeiro's Miguel Couto Hospital, said doctors successfully withdrew the iron bar from Eduardo Leite's skull during a five-hour surgery.

"He was taken to the operating room, his skull was opened, they examined the brain and the surgeon decided to pull the metal bar out from the front in the same direction it entered the brain." Essinger said.

He said Leite was conscious when he arrived at the hospital and told him what had happened.

He said Leite was lucid and showed no negative consequences after the operation.

"Today, he continues well, with few complaints for a five-hour-long surgery," Essinger said. "He says he feels little pain."

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Old 08-18-2012, 05:25 PM
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Ouch.. Thats lucky.. About 10 years before I started my job, there was a guy who fell off the roof of a house, apparently he fell face first into a 4 foot piece of rebar sticking out of the ground, went in his eye, and out the back of his skull. He was alive still so they cut the rebar from the ground and called the ambo. I know the motherfucker is 100% braindead now though, he might have been more lucky if it killed him.
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Ouch.. Thats lucky.. About 10 years before I started my job, there was a guy who fell off the roof of a house, apparently he fell face first into a 4 foot piece of rebar sticking out of the ground, went in his eye, and out the back of his skull. He was alive still so they cut the rebar from the ground and called the ambo. I know the motherfucker is 100% braindead now though, he might have been more lucky if it killed him.
Everyone comes with bullshit stories like this one, and they're all made up.
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Brazilian worker survives iron bar piercing skull

RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — A 24-year-old construction worker survived after a 6-foot metal bar fell from above and pierced his head, doctors said Friday.

Luiz Alexandre Essinger, chief of staff at Rio de Janeiro's Miguel Couto Hospital, said doctors successfully withdrew the iron bar from Eduardo Leite's skull during a five-hour surgery.

"He was taken to the operating room, his skull was opened, they examined the brain and the surgeon decided to pull the metal bar out from the front in the same direction it entered the brain." Essinger said.

He said Leite was conscious when he arrived at the hospital and told him what had happened.

He said Leite was lucid and showed no negative consequences after the operation.

"Today, he continues well, with few complaints for a five-hour-long surgery," Essinger said. "He says he feels little pain."

More (pic) - http://mycenturylink.com/news/read.p...org%3E&ps=1020
Looks like it severed the prefrontal cortex, which limits his emotions much like a lobotomy would. He probably never noticed any difference because he's already a mindless drone anyway.
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Old 08-19-2012, 02:33 PM
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Everyone comes with bullshit stories like this one, and they're all made up.
Afraid not, believe what you like though, I dont need to convince anyone online of anything.
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Afraid not, believe what you like though, I dont need to convince anyone online of anything.
So why lie in the first place?
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Ever hear of Phineas Gage? I'm pretty sure that's the dudes name anyway, sure it will show up on a Google search.
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Ever hear of Phineas Gage?
Yeah I've seen that faggot ass name plastered all over the web, but I never bothered to look it up because, like everything else that everyone on the internet likes to talk about, it is most definitely some stupid fucking bullshit.
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Why wasn't he wearing a hard hat
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Yeah I've seen that faggot ass name plastered all over the web, but I never bothered to look it up because, like everything else that everyone on the internet likes to talk about, it is most definitely some stupid fucking bullshit.
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like everything else that everyone on the internet likes to talk about, it is most definitely some stupid fucking bullshit.
then why the fuck are you still talking on the internet?

you fucking imbecile
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then why the fuck are you still talking on the internet?

you fucking imbecile
Hey, you've got no right calling people imbecile, moron
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Hey, you've got no right calling people imbecile, moron
what an insightful musing!

no wait- that's the most basic way you could possibly attack me

you fucking imbecile
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