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Old 07-14-2012, 01:44 AM
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Default Jesus has made me the happiest person ever!

If I only had a camera I would have shown you guys the blotter paper I got with Jesus's face on it. Maybe I can get a pic tomorrow.

Any way I am so glad I FINALLY got some good acid. I took 1/2 a hit and after 2 hours I like where this is going. I sat here for a minuet and tried to think of a way to describe it, but I can't, so....anyway I have the other 1/2 on my tongue, it's just getting all numb and tingly.

I guess I just wanted to let you guys know how happy I am?
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:54 AM
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Most sheep are sheared for their wool.
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:56 AM
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Most sheep are sheared for their wool.
If reasoning cannot justify actions, then what can?
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:59 AM
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If reasoning cannot justify actions, then what can?
Intuition.

Just like my intuition tells me that a blotter with Jesus's face on it is gonna bring you somewhere or something you weren't expecting.
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light a candle and stare at the flame in a dark room. close your eyes. what happens?
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ever tried ingesting acid, anally?
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>OP username
>I see what u did there
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Praise Jesus!
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:08 AM
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just one? thats it?
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that's you, though, isn't it?
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Make sense.
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2/10

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just one? thats it?
one hit at 200 mcg is way better than five at 35 mics...quality > quantity. IIRC, after 500 mcg you're saturated anyway and only stay higher for longer.
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one hit at 200 mcg is way better than five at 35 mics...quality > quantity. IIRC, after 500 mcg you're saturated anyway and only stay higher for longer.
I think the stuff floating around here is around 300 mics or so... no one seems to know but based on bioassay... one surely does the trick.
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I think the stuff floating around here is around 300 mics or so... no one seems to know but based on bioassay... one surely does the trick.
I'd guess more in the realm of 50-100 mcg, 300 is unheard of almost. I have a PDF from the FBI of confiscated blotter and their levels of LSD over a period of like 25 years and the levels are generally abysmally low, inconsistent, and only hitting over one hundred mics in rare cases. The average dose per blotter also increased over the years, contrary to conventional wisdom that states the 60s/70s was the best period. In truth only a few chemists like Owsley were churning out supremely mind blowing shit.
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