Killing neighbors dog...any ideas?

[TheyCallMeNothing]

I don't endorse killing dogs, but fuck it.


Poison.

They can't prove it was you.

Or just fucking shoot it?

Or hell, steal it and take it to the kennel saying it is a stray.

[Myxomatosis]

Ok, so this is what you do:

1. Buy a syringe and some heroin
2. Make it look like dog OD'd on heroin
3. ??????
4. PROFIT!!!!1111ONEONEONEONE



No one would have ever expected Old Rover was a heroin addict

[vnorberto]

I have a better idea. Its totally a WIN/WIN for all parties involved. Go over to their yard and let the dog maul ur face off and then call the cops and press charges against the owaners. TOTALY WIN/WIN. AMIRITE?

[Myxomatosis]

Either that, or build a huge blender

WILL IT BLEND?

[Proots]

If you end up hurting the neighbors dog - that means you're a low-down, cowardly pussy since you're taking out your anger on an innocent animal. If you're okay with that, then what exactly are you looking for?

You don't need a manual. Walk up to it and shoot it. Poison it. Whatever. They're not going to investigate a dead dog. And, even if they do and accuse you of doing it, stick to rule #1 : Deny, deny, deny.

[jkim4007]

Macadamia nuts and large amounts of chocolate.

[yoyoyo]

i didn't know tylenol makes dogs bleed internally, you learn something new everyday !

[mizled]

M-80 in a meatball.

[Issue313]

I loke the way this thread is 2 years old.

Zoklet, if we don't get you with our totsean violence, we'll get you with old age.

[jkim4007]

what ended up being the fate of the golden retriever? I'm curious.

[vovka351]

Quick, incorporate datura into this plan.

[Shirozakii]

what is wrong with you people. If someone told me they'd kill either a dog or a complete stranger, I'd kill the dog myself. Why would you ever value the dog over a person.

[Proots]

Originally Posted by Shirozakii

what is wrong with you people. If someone told me they'd kill either a dog or a complete stranger, I'd kill the dog myself. Why would you ever value the dog over a person.

No one is saying he has to kill anyone. They're just saying that instead of killing the dog - focus your anger on the guy who actually did something to you. Doesn't mean you have to kill him.

Besides, I'm pretty sure this is a troll thread. I mean...killing a dog? Do you really need ideas on how to do that? It isn't that hard. I mean, shit.

[Roxilover]

As someone who runs a dog rescue as well as an animal lover...(i realize this post is years old) BUT....you're a coward & pansy ass...if your beef is w/the owner man up & deal w/him or do us all a favor & save ur parents the tuition &stick the barrel of a gun preferably a double barrel shotgun in your big fucking mouth & blow your head off! The world is much better off without future serial killers in the making. Did you used to kill small animals as a child you freak of nature!? Fuck off & go kill yourself why dontchya!

[FuckSociety]

Originally Posted by B0mbscare

So I am leaving for college soon but b4 I go I want to Kill my neighbors golden retriever... however my neighbor is also a cop. I've heard ideas such as putting anti-freeze in a bowl for it because it tastes sweet to dogs but is extremely poisonous. Any other ideas for me to get away with this?

Looking for ways to kill B0mbscare. Any ideas?
Disguise him as a cat and let Malice get to him?

[Jeff Gatherer]

find a railroad spike and shove it up your cock-hole you piece of rotten shit

[RadicalApex]

Originally Posted by Shirozakii

what is wrong with you people. If someone told me they'd kill either a dog or a complete stranger, I'd kill the dog myself. Why would you ever value the dog over a person.

Because people are worthless scum, a disease infecting and sucking the life dry from the earth.

[Issue313]

Originally Posted by RadicalApex

Because people are worthless scum, a disease infecting and sucking the life dry from the earth.

We selectively breed dogs, and carefully manage their numbers and behaviours.

I don't think there's anything wrong with the human race that can't be bred out of them.

[ThatGuy123]

If you kill that dog i hope the owner finds out it was you and cracks your skull open

[julianf]

www.aspca.org

there you go!

[dogloversaresick]

The people on that site won't kill the dog.

[Issue313]

Originally Posted by dogloversaresick

The people on that site won't kill the dog.

One of my friends is always whinging about how many dogs dog rescue people put down. I know the RSPCA are famous for putting down dogs (which I don't have a problem with). So perhaps set it up so the dog looks neglected and abused.

Also goddam there is a lot of moralfaggotry in this thread.