how would you get someone to lick your asshole

[constantinople]

[I imagine someone, in a Johnny Bravo voice, going "hey babeh, wanna LICK MAH BUTT?"]

[Ghost Buster]

Get her hammered. Then get her shit faced.

[poisongodmachine]

ask politely

[JC Denton]

Tell them they will get a big piece of chocolate as a reward.

[Lollygagger]

Shave it first

[Sir Cornwell]

You're ruling out your handy-homo gay-bar types I take it?

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

peanut butter

[ShutMeUp]

Originally Posted by sexually vulnerable CPR dummy

peanut butter

came in here to say this. fu

put whipped cream and a cherry on it and make it look like a lil sundae

[mizled]

Tie him up, blindfold him and tell him it's my pussy?

[psychomanthis]

Originally Posted by mizled

Tie him up, blindfold him and tell him it's my pussy?

In case you haven't noticed the asshole and the pussy have a different structure you know

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

Papa Smurf - Can i Lick your ass! - YouTube

Papa Smurf - Can i Lick your ass! - YouTube
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[delysid]

Become gay. Everyone knows gay men are DTF any time, anywhere.

[mizled]

Originally Posted by psychomanthis

In case you haven't noticed the asshole and the pussy have a different structure you know

Well, since Colonel Lingus happened to be in the neighborhood, I felt I might trick him into a lick..

[BitterConflict]

Money, drugs, and booze.

I love it how women will do anything when they're drunk.

[1983]

Al