Zoklet.net

Go Back   Zoklet.net > Society > Weapons and Combat

Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #81  
Old 06-08-2012, 04:05 AM
1983's Avatar
1983 1983 is offline
"Al"
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Ottawa, Ontario
Thanks: 107
Thanked 939 Times in 651 Posts
Default Re: Will .22 bullets penetrate a giant snapping turtle?

Quote:
Originally Posted by moron View Post
it reminds me of this certain asshole with a rifle...
Dick Cheney?

Al
__________________
I'm a good person that does bad things.
Reply With Quote
  #82  
Old 06-08-2012, 04:07 AM
1983's Avatar
1983 1983 is offline
"Al"
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Ottawa, Ontario
Thanks: 107
Thanked 939 Times in 651 Posts
Default Re: Will .22 bullets penetrate a giant snapping turtle?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Groundhog whacka View Post
When you say soft shell turtle, do you mean one of these
That on was sitting on the other bank of the creek crossing when I was out groundhog hunting last weekend.
Apparently these guys are rare... At least around my parts they are so keep that in mind before going after them... Better off left alone to make more babies.

Al
__________________
I'm a good person that does bad things.
Reply With Quote
  #83  
Old 06-09-2012, 06:45 PM
crackhead crackhead is offline
Baron
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Thanks: 223
Thanked 82 Times in 61 Posts
Default Re: Will .22 bullets penetrate a giant snapping turtle?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. White View Post
AM I the only one here who thinks its cool you have an old as fuck turtle living in your front yard? Theyre like dinosaurs man why kill it?

Im sure you can call some wildlife expert motherfucker to come and get it for you. say you have children it might bite. But I dont condone just killing a cool animal like that because it annoys you a bit.

Our world has to slow down on doing that
If its a dinosaur he should use a .577 t-rex
__________________


Dairy farming is a way of life!
Reply With Quote
  #84  
Old 06-09-2012, 07:52 PM
jheit8's Avatar
jheit8 jheit8 is offline
Grand Duke
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: ⃟ ⃒ส็&
Thanks: 2,316
Thanked 1,518 Times in 1,096 Posts
Default Re: Will .22 bullets penetrate a giant snapping turtle?

Quote:
Originally Posted by crackhead View Post
If its a dinosaur he should use a .577 t-rex
Why would he need a dildo to kill a snapping turtle?
__________________
ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ Down with the American Imperialist Army and their south Korean puppets!
Reply With Quote
  #85  
Old 06-09-2012, 08:17 PM
Haiti's Space Agency's Avatar
Haiti's Space Agency Haiti's Space Agency is offline
tryna get the pipe?
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: TX
Thanks: 2,022
Thanked 1,856 Times in 1,313 Posts
Default Re: Will .22 bullets penetrate a giant snapping turtle?

Throw a cat in the water
__________________
#rekt
Reply With Quote
  #86  
Old 06-11-2012, 01:54 AM
1983's Avatar
1983 1983 is offline
"Al"
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Ottawa, Ontario
Thanks: 107
Thanked 939 Times in 651 Posts
Default Re: Will .22 bullets penetrate a giant snapping turtle?

Quote:
Originally Posted by jheit8 View Post
Why would he need a dildo to kill a snapping turtle?
You've never heard of fucking nature?

Other than that here's some pictures of the turtles in my pond I took this weekend.



Al
__________________
I'm a good person that does bad things.
Reply With Quote
The following users say "It is so good to hear it!":
yawanur (07-14-2012)
  #87  
Old 06-11-2012, 04:38 AM
skygear's Avatar
skygear skygear is offline
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: in a tree
Thanks: 0
Thanked 454 Times in 371 Posts
Default Re: Will .22 bullets penetrate a giant snapping turtle?

red sliders or painted - nice! i remember them being sold as pets at the local markets as a kid
Reply With Quote
  #88  
Old 06-11-2012, 05:45 AM
1983's Avatar
1983 1983 is offline
"Al"
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Ottawa, Ontario
Thanks: 107
Thanked 939 Times in 651 Posts
Default Re: Will .22 bullets penetrate a giant snapping turtle?

^
Yeah I let my pet turtle go in the pond when I was younger because I wanted the little prick to have a better life. Looks like he got busy making babies in his travels.

Al
__________________
I'm a good person that does bad things.
Reply With Quote
  #89  
Old 07-14-2012, 08:34 PM
Mr. White Mr. White is offline
Baron
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Melbourne
Thanks: 195
Thanked 113 Times in 70 Posts
Default Re: Will .22 bullets penetrate a giant snapping turtle?

cute bastards
Reply With Quote
  #90  
Old 07-15-2012, 06:46 PM
Haiti's Space Agency's Avatar
Haiti's Space Agency Haiti's Space Agency is offline
tryna get the pipe?
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: TX
Thanks: 2,022
Thanked 1,856 Times in 1,313 Posts
Default Re: Will .22 bullets penetrate a giant snapping turtle?

Did you take care of it OP?
__________________
#rekt
Reply With Quote
  #91  
Old 09-11-2012, 11:47 PM
Malcolm Equis's Avatar
Malcolm Equis Malcolm Equis is offline
Administrator
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: In the Hearts of Men
Thanks: 298
Thanked 299 Times in 207 Posts
Default Re: Will .22 bullets penetrate a giant snapping turtle?

Quote:
Originally Posted by crackhead View Post
mosin nagant

/thread
fuck just bayonet it from 10 yards away.
__________________
Without nothingness, nothing would exist.

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
Reply With Quote
  #92  
Old 09-12-2012, 01:59 AM
picpack picpack is offline
Serf
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Thanks: 0
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
Default Re: Will .22 bullets penetrate a giant snapping turtle?

crossbow.
Reply With Quote
  #93  
Old 09-12-2012, 02:30 AM
Lanny's Avatar
Lanny Lanny is offline
Sapphires!
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Tarth
Thanks: 1,311
Thanked 1,724 Times in 1,248 Posts
Default Re: Will .22 bullets penetrate a giant snapping turtle?

Quote:
Originally Posted by jheit8 View Post
Why would he need a dildo to kill a snapping turtle?
The question /was/ if a bullet would penetrate a turtle... Just saying.
Reply With Quote
  #94  
Old 09-12-2012, 03:02 AM
jheit8's Avatar
jheit8 jheit8 is offline
Grand Duke
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: ⃟ ⃒ส็&
Thanks: 2,316
Thanked 1,518 Times in 1,096 Posts
Default Re: Will .22 bullets penetrate a giant snapping turtle?

I doubt molesting a snapping turtle would be a good idea.
__________________
ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ Down with the American Imperialist Army and their south Korean puppets!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
bullets, giant, penetrate, snapping, turtle

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
I want to forcibly penetrate Boxxy &Zenith The Trashcan 1 08-26-2011 03:26 PM
Snapping turtle shows a bunch of fuckin rodents who is the boss ZappaFan LOL, Internet 38 08-19-2011 09:35 PM
Snapping turtle fucks up some rats (Graphic) Retard Synrdome LOL, Internet 76 08-10-2010 02:22 AM
How do I get my GF to penetrate me. Lurker_Man Love, Lust, and Relationships 45 05-18-2010 01:58 AM
Spies Penetrate U.S. Electrical Grid KillSwitch_J This Just In! 3 04-08-2009 10:16 PM


All times are GMT. The time now is 09:27 AM.


Hot Topics
On IRC
Users: 4
Messages/minute: 0
Topic: "http://www.zoklet.net/..."
Users: 19
Messages/minute: 0
Topic: "ask ibm why atlantis is real"
Users: 10
Messages/minute: 0
Topic: "So wie ich die sache sehe ist die intelligenz bereits ausgerot..."
Advertisements
Your ad could go right HERE! Contact us!

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.