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Old 02-17-2012, 05:57 AM
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Unarguable genius. I am proud my post was a part of this.
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Old 02-22-2012, 01:13 AM
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Cut his dick off.
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Old 02-22-2012, 03:27 AM
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In my experience, at the end of the day, the motivation must come from within is somebody is to get motivated enough to do *anything* well, and to stick to it for a while.
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Old 02-22-2012, 03:40 AM
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Don't withhold it. Have more of it. Burn off that fat!

He'll already be aware of the problem. It probably didn't help to make a joke about his heavily pregnant gut. Maybe you could just make him more active. Ask if he wants to go swimming or something?

If you get a small, new bikini for the swimming trip and have sex with him soon afterwards, you'll immediately create an extremely positive association with swimming in his mind. Simple conditioning. Do it a few more times and he'll genuinely love swimming. Say you think that all the swimming has burnt off a few pounds after a month and he'll associate swimming and all that positive emotion with weight loss too. He should start swimming on his own after that. Trust me, it's foolproof.
This is genius. If he doesn't like swimming, find some other activity you can do together and reward him with sex in the end. Conditioning is the key.
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A little bitch inside of their hearts that says "you must care about what others think of you"
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lock him in your basement for a few weeks and ration his meals
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Old 05-16-2012, 11:54 AM
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the desire to eat, have shelter and someone to mate with, the basic motivation of all animal life
ffs you do not belong in a weight loss thread
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Old 05-16-2012, 12:45 PM
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Old 05-16-2012, 12:58 PM
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Start working out daily

Tell him how much fun you are having working out daily and getting fit and socialising

Then ask him why doesn't he go out and do the same and have a hobby like that

If he says no, tease him by saying at least I'M BEING HEALTHY and looking after MY BODY, you damn well should too
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Old 05-16-2012, 01:08 PM
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I beg to differ, I've lost 4 inches and around 15 pounds
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Old 05-16-2012, 01:36 PM
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To loose weight?

Suggestions of what to say? Or what not to say? Should I say nothing at all? He was at the doctors last week and now has high BP. He was always a "footballer" built, but at 6'4, 273 is too fat. He has gained around 40(?)lbs in the past 7 months.
Are you fit? Get him moving and away from processed foods. Daily exercise is the best solution, swimming is excellent because it's full body, low impact and uses a lot of energy without damaging your joints like running will.

Being fit feels better than food tastes, and once he loses a few pounds he'll probably recognize this.

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If you get a small, new bikini for the swimming trip and have sex with him soon afterwards, you'll immediately create an extremely positive association with swimming in his mind. Simple conditioning. Do it a few more times and he'll genuinely love swimming. Say you think that all the swimming has burnt off a few pounds after a month and he'll associate swimming and all that positive emotion with weight loss too. He should start swimming on his own after that. Trust me, it's foolproof.
brilliant!
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Sic your pussy on him until he declares non-homosexuality.
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Old 05-17-2012, 12:52 AM
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Thanks for more advice, but we spilt. His tubby is no concern of mine.
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Something worth it.

Or Someone.

You know that feelin' you get when you look into their eyes?

"This is definitely worth it".
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Thanks for more advice, but we spilt. His tubby is no concern of mine.
he proved himself a glutton; good riddance
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Thanks for more advice, but we spilt. His tubby is no concern of mine.
So, are you available?
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I lose 51.5lbs while single.... oh and I am still single.. hahahah ha... haaa....
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I lose 51.5lbs while single.... oh and I am still single.. hahahah ha... haaa....
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Dopamine.
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Thanks for more advice, but we spilt. His tubby is no concern of mine.
You're kind of a bitch.
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Old 05-18-2012, 01:40 AM
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post about it more
You're right, I was pretty whiney yesterday. I apologise.
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You're kind of a bitch.
Be happy I'm not your bitch then.
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