I know this may be the wrong forum, but it gave me lulz and I thought about you guys.

[ZappaFan]

Well, a tornado warning has just been lifted off my area. I never seen a tornado, but I was getting worried because one did strike down very near bye. I know you shouldnt really care too much and Im asking you to donate a fuck, but I came across something lulzy. Someone around the area made a comment on twitter....

"Let's all take bath salts and roam the streets during the tornado."

It was a lulzy thing to read after only moments ago, when you thought you were gonna lose everything and possibly die. I like his attitude.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

[reject]

I refuse to donate you a fuck

[southernsun]

Theres been another face eating cannibal strike in China.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...hews-face.html

"According to local news reports, the driver, named Dong, had been drinking heavily during lunch with his friends before the outburst on Tuesday.

He then ran on to the road in the city of Wenzhou, in south-east China, and stood in front of the car being driven by a woman named Du, stopping her from moving.

Dong climbed on the car's hood and started beating the vehicle while the panicked woman screamed for help.

When she left the car and tried to escape, the bus driver leaped on top of her and wrestled her to the ground."

Pass me the Radox, I want a go.

[Karelia]

Originally Posted by _southernsun

the driver, named Dong,

[White Jesus]

I guess thats what you get for living next to a bathsalt factory