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Old 05-18-2012, 08:34 PM
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So i am having trouble getting past my front door. The door is unlocked but how can one get past this security without making to much noise and destroying the mechanism and door. One can fit like a finger or two past the opening but that's it.

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snip it
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Old 05-18-2012, 08:38 PM
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Default Re: How to get past this?

If there's absolutely no other way i might have too, but then again it's a hardened chain so even that might prove difficult.
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Default Re: How to get past this?

maybe a coat hanger or something
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Just dont let the string go like the idiot in this video. Release it slowly to reduce noise, and you should be fine.

Now go save Grandpa.
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Old 05-18-2012, 08:51 PM
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How to Unlock a Door in case of an Emergency! - YouTube

Just dont let the string go like the idiot in this video. Release it slowly to reduce noise, and you should be fine.

Now go save Grandpa.
This might work, but the opening in the door might be a little too small for that to even get a string around the chain.
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Old 05-18-2012, 08:54 PM
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Default Re: How to get past this?

Since it's your front door, you should be able to get a gist of where the chain lock is.

Use a bent wire to maneuver the loop around the corner of the opening. Hook the loop onto the chain, and tighten. Then, proceed to follow the instruction in the above video.
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Old 05-18-2012, 09:14 PM
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Thanks for the tips, i will try some of these methods otherwise i will just have to snip it. Not my favorite option, since it's a $60 chain..
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Old 05-19-2012, 03:49 AM
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theres a similar trick with a rubber band
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Old 05-19-2012, 11:31 AM
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theres a similar trick with a rubber band
Yes but that might be tricky, since the door can only open two fingers wide which makes it nearly impossible to do it. I am thinking of bending a wire or something, allowing me to push the chain of the slide when i close the door.
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I would snip it or bust the door open with force. Those things really aren't good security wise.
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Old 05-21-2012, 12:24 PM
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I understand that would be the easiest solution, but it is my own door plus it's a $60 door chain i would rather not destroy.
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Find a new place to live, you should not lead to such a stressful life.
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I would snip it or bust the door open with force. Those things really aren't good security wise.
I'm curious; how would you pop open a similarly locked- or even dead bolted- door? It would require extreme force or equipment and it is not anywhere as easy as one would make it sound by a long shot.
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Old 05-21-2012, 12:48 PM
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Default Re: How to get past this?

Bashing the door with force isn't an option really, in the end i might be needing to snip it, but until then i'm hoping for other solutions. Maybe someone built some sort of construction that goes either under the door or is bent in a certain way that gets behind the door.
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Well you are your at a computer, so it looks like your good for suicide.
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Old 05-21-2012, 04:16 PM
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Well you are your at a computer, so it looks like your good for suicide.
Looks like "you're" good for grammar school. Please, if you are going to post nonsense then the least you should do is to speak some proper English
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Old 05-26-2012, 06:28 PM
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Looks like "you're" good for grammar school. Please, if you are going to post nonsense then the least you should do is to speak some proper English
I can see your user name is a metaphor for your brain, your understanding what I am saying right?

I would not want this to get lost on your incapacity to get past your inability to understand the words your reading.

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Old 05-26-2012, 11:11 PM
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Coat hanger always works I did it as a kid many times.
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Old 05-28-2012, 02:38 PM
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Default Re: How to get past this?

I'm afraid coat hangers and the elastic band trick will not work.. The opening is just big enough for a couple fingers. I will probably have to snip it.

Any good tool suggestions?
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Old 05-28-2012, 03:09 PM
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I'm afraid coat hangers and the elastic band trick will not work.. The opening is just big enough for a couple fingers. I will probably have to snip it.

Any good tool suggestions?
Some decent wire cutters should do the trick, it'll probably be a bitch to cut though.
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Old 05-28-2012, 06:02 PM
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Yes it is hardened steel i believe. So i'm not sure what i would need to be honest.
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Old 05-29-2012, 03:36 AM
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Default Re: How to get past this?

Coat hanger needs less then a 2 finger space, pre bend it so u contorl it from the out side but it bends to hit the lock on the inside, very easy as I done it many times.
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Old 05-29-2012, 08:56 PM
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It does not work i have tried it, the door cannot close far enough to make it unlatch.
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Jesus just get some wire or a coat hanger and get to work, you'll get it eventually.
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Jesus just get some wire or a coat hanger and get to work, you'll get it eventually.
Again, like i said: a coat hanger or wire does not work since the door cannot close/open far enough to make it unlatch. Now i'm looking for a way to snip it, what's a good tool to cut steel?
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