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Smile So I took the jump and did some real opiates

Oxy. 2 minutes ago.

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Old 05-07-2012, 09:33 PM
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If you're not doing it off foil,you're doing it wrong.
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Default Re: So I took the jump and did some real opiates

Did you not rail (insuflate) it....?


Kinda purpose defeating, IMO. Most of the thrill from teh h4rd drug5 is the rush from rapid onset.
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Old 05-07-2012, 09:37 PM
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Did you not rail (insuflate) it....?


Kinda purpose defeating, IMO. Most of the thrill from teh h4rd drug5 is the rush from rapid onset.
Oxy railed has a bioavailability of like 45% whereas oral is 70-80%. Also, I do not feel like inhaling titanium dioxide and other nasty shit.
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Default Re: So I took the jump and did some real opiates

srsly though I crushed and snorted a etizolam tablet and my mum asked me why I had blue under my nose. LOL
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I snorted etizolam too once like a 'tard. Eating them makes you not care about anything -> Snorting -> More snorting -> Wake up, puke, what happened.jpg
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Etiz are so easy to through, like i'll pln to take many.....then wake up net day thinking "i dont remember taking them"
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30 minutes since consumption. Still not feeling anything that couldn't be placebo.
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:51 AM
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So, oxycodone is total garbage. Who knew...
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So, oxycodone is total garbage. Who knew...
Poopy got sold paracetamol and has been waiting for the last 6 hours to get high.
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Lesson: don't buy drugs from grown men on high school grounds.
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Old 05-08-2012, 10:14 AM
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It was real.
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How many mg?
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Old 05-08-2012, 10:23 AM
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60 spread out over 4 hours with no tolerance. At the end I just snorted 20mg at once and still barely felt anything.
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60 spread out over 4 hours with no tolerance. At the end I just snorted 20mg at once and still barely felt anything.
Ya doin it wrong. Next time just swallow 2x30mg's. Ain't no need to spread it out. You lost the high because you're not taking an effective recreational dose.
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Default Re: So I took the jump and did some real opiates

Eh, I took some tramadol once after I severely fucked up my toe. I felt mildly pleasant so I thought, hey might try this recreationally.

I doubled the dose, still very low, because the effects were transient before. I ended spending about 6 hours becoming increasingly sedentary due to stomach discomfort, and then a little more time constantly being sick into a toilet. The feeling of well-being was, again, only very mild and certainly not worth that.

Maybe it was just shitty tramadol, but I don't think opiates are for me.
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Eh, I took some tramadol once after I severely fucked up my toe. I felt mildly pleasant so I thought, hey might try this recreationally.

I doubled the dose, still very low, because the effects were transient before. I ended spending about 6 hours becoming increasingly sedentary due to stomach discomfort, and then a little more time constantly being sick into a toilet. The feeling of well-being was, again, only very mild and certainly not worth that.

Maybe it was just shitty tramadol, but I don't think opiates are for me.
"bad" Tramadol?



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Old 05-08-2012, 04:55 PM
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Yeah. What a drama-doll.
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Ya doin it wrong. Next time just swallow 2x30mg's. Ain't no need to spread it out. You lost the high because you're not taking an effective recreational dose.
20mg is supposed to be a pretty hefty dose for someone with zero tolerance.
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"bad" Tramadol?



da fuck?
"shitty tramadol"
as in, tramadol is shitty.

Admittedly, I was rather unclear.
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20mg is supposed to be a pretty hefty dose for someone with zero tolerance.

Try double that.
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for the love of allah bang that shit.
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This thread really is boring as fuck.
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Try double that.
I was already throwing up at the end and having a splitting headache. I don't think I'd enjoy doubling that.
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I took a large dump this morning, which was pleasantly surprising. After doing codeine I usually can't shit for like 2-3 days...
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grapefruit juice, try some.
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Default Re: So I took the jump and did some real opiates

I woke up this morning and ate 20mg of cetirizine. I then took a shower before washing down a couple of caps of fish oil and 20mg oxy with a mug of coffee. I definately feel nicely opiated as of right now without the horrible histamine explosion in my face... There's no euphoria really, though, and all in all I would rate this experience less pleasurable than codeine and kratom. I also have a nasty pressure headache. This is definately not worth the ridiculous price, but atleast I've now gotten some pleasure out of it.

I'm considering taking more, but the only I've got left is some powder wrapped in foil that I saved after the first try... But I was so fucked up I forgot to note if it was a 20mg or a 5mg, and the powder inside the caps is of the same volume regardless of oxy content... So... I should prbably just take half.
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Take another jump and get a goddamn job.
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Take another jump and get a goddamn job.
I don't need a job because my government pays me to go to school. I'm skipping my first class today because it's Danish and just repetition of stuff we've already covered in preparation for the exams which is basically useless... Also, I've actually been looking for a job to do alongside my studies, but the unemployment rate is pretty high atm due to the financial crisis, so it's basically impossible. Who would wanna hire a 21 year old student with zero work experience when there's thousands of older, much more experienced candidates?
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I don't need a job because my government pays me to go to school. I'm skipping my first class today because it's Danish and just repetition of stuff we've already covered in preparation for the exams which is basically useless... Also, I've actually been looking for a job to do alongside my studies, but the unemployment rate is pretty high atm due to the financial crisis, so it's basically impossible. Who would wanna hire a 21 year old student with zero work experience when there's thousands of older, much more experienced candidates?
Cos they can get you for cheap and you don't have much baggage. It's better than 25 with zero work experience.
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I don't need a job because my government pays me to go to school. I'm skipping my first class today because it's Danish and just repetition of stuff we've already covered in preparation for the exams which is basically useless... Also, I've actually been looking for a job to do alongside my studies, but the unemployment rate is pretty high atm due to the financial crisis, so it's basically impossible. Who would wanna hire a 21 year old student with zero work experience when there's thousands of older, much more experienced candidates?
All I see is a government-sponsored junkie!
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How do you people live 20+ years without ever having a job?


I'm spoiled fucking rotten and I've had about a dozen jobs in my lifetime. Fuck you people are lazy AS SHIT. No wonder Europe is going down the shitter.
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for real though how do you make it to fucking 21 without a job.
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for real though how do you make it to fucking 21 without a job.
He lives in Denmark. Also, when you have "social anxiety" and a resulting "depression" people let you get away with literally anything, including being a lazy sponge.
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20mg is supposed to be a pretty hefty dose for someone with zero tolerance.
Some people have sort of a natural tolerance where 20mg won't even do shit from day one.

Just count your blessings an stay away.
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