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Old 08-09-2012, 09:58 PM
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I'm one of three beings on the planet that can make SlicknickNS's mom feel sexually content. The other two individuals are a crocodile and a grizzly bear
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Old 08-09-2012, 10:17 PM
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I have really stretchy skin.
I can also do one legged squats.
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Old 08-10-2012, 12:23 AM
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Suck my own dick
same here but i havnt done it in a long while since getting precum in your mouth is pretty gay and in general, also a lot of work
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Old 08-10-2012, 12:31 AM
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same here but i havnt done it in a long while since getting precum in your mouth is pretty gay and in general, also a lot of work
I'm sure behavior like this will help uplift America from control by the "dirty banks"
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Old 08-10-2012, 12:52 AM
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I can't do shit..
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Old 08-10-2012, 01:11 AM
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I'm sure behavior like this will help uplift America from control by the "dirty banks"
that's why I haven't done it in a long while like I said (years), to make amerika a better place. i confessed at my local catholic church and the guy in the booth said jesus forgave me. i guess you support then current economic strategy of the us and the fed?

edit: i think i understand now. you are actually looking forward to economic collapse so you can anally rape on a whim.

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Old 08-10-2012, 01:41 AM
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I can isolate my auditory sense. I have to close my eyes first, but the trick I use is to imagine my range of hearing as a conical matrix originating inside of my ear, and then I imagine it closing up into a line and disappearing back into my head. Or I make it focus in a particular direction, and this is kind of like when you focus in your vision on something close up, but other objects go out of focus. Still, it's nothing we can't all do by shifting awareness.

Also, I like to make melatonin at will by focusing on my pineal gland. I can't really get to sleep without doing this anymore



AHH I'VE BEEN TRYING TO LEARN THIS
I can do this as well. Oh also I can replicate noises such as crickets chirping. I honestly still am pretty ignorant to these things, well, as to how I came about being able to do them. Its good to hear from others who are experienced in these matters as I barely even know how to articulate this type of stuff however I find myself almost constantly immersed in matters related to these. I hope to see more posts pertaining to things such as this because I honestly am doing everything improv and have no foreknowledge of much of it in particular. However I consider myself to be somewhat like of a piece of intellectual tofu...will someone be my soy sauce? Lol
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