Drunk/Stoned food.

['Ed Rush]

My dinner tonight. Smoked Sausages, though regualar hotdogs would work fine. Pan sear them on all sides and then toss them in the oven to finish. Spread cream cheese on your hot dog buns. Slice up some peppercinis and put them on your hotdog. That's it. Fucking glorious.

[Zanick]

PANCHEROS

[Dionysus]

Pizza/Veal Scolopini/Italian food in general/Chinese food in general/Everything in general

[ShutMeUp]

I love how you're talking about sausages as if they're a fine steak or some nice fish searing hot dogs to lock in the flavour, lol.



earlier I had a couple of slices of rye bread with cream cheese I was pretty baked and it was pretty fuckin awesome

[THE BULK HULK]

The point of drunk/stoned food is to fill you up very fast with every junk food avaiable near you, till you get relaxed and start talking about the real great tasty food. But until you're drunk/stoned and hungry, everything that is humanly possible to ingest / swallow goes inside you with no regrets.

['Ed Rush]

Originally Posted by ShutMeUp

I love how you're talking about sausages as if they're a fine steak or some nice fish searing hot dogs to lock in the flavour, lol.



earlier I had a couple of slices of rye bread with cream cheese I was pretty baked and it was pretty fuckin awesome

The whole searing to "lock in the flavor" thing is a myth. It just tastes good.

[ShutMeUp]

relax, I'm joking, it's just the way you worded it - I tend to think you brown or char sausages, not sear them, that's all. I'm sure it tastes good.

[( )]

steak and potatoes imo

['Ed Rush]

Originally Posted by ShutMeUp

relax, I'm joking, it's just the way you worded it - I tend to think you brown or char sausages, not sear them, that's all. I'm sure it tastes good.

You tell me to relax one more time I'll have to cut you.

['Ed Rush]

Originally Posted by ( )

steak and potatoes imo

GTFO

[888]

(d) = Drunk
(s) = Stoned

Pepperoni (d,s), Potato Chips (d,s) , Fudgesicles (s) , Olives (d)
Nachos (d)

[THE BULK HULK]

Drunk - Tacos Bell / Hot Dogs.

Stoned - Mc Donalds / Pizza Hut.

Normal - Restaurant / Home cooking.

[Sanzenbacher]

I can't lump drunk and stoned food together, completely. Yes, there are some overlaps, like when I'm drunk as fuck (as well as stoned as fuck), I fucking love some mom and pop, hometown, hole in the wall greasy ass burger, tons of fries, or a fucking local thin crust pizza with extra pepperoni. But there basically ends the similarity.

When I'm drunk, I have a bad habit of mixing a fuckton of weird shit together, and thinking it tastes great (and it does at the time), but the next day, I think of it, or try a little taste, and gag.

Prime example:
Drunchies (I mix all the shit in my fridge and eat it): I had a pound of macaroni salad (had noodles, obviously, mayo, onions, peppers, etc. a savory dish) from Walmart. I looked in the fridge for some condiments to put on, and found nothing. Looked in my cupboard, found some Fruity Pebbles. Poured the whole god damn box (or what was left of it) into the tub of macaroni salad. I then made some turkey gravy and poured it over, followed by maple syrup. The mixture of saltiness and sweetness tasted great. I ate two spoonfuls (thank god I didn't eat anymore) and passed out. Woke up, tried a bite, threw it up.

High: I like "good", easily accessible food. Frozen pizzas with extra cheese, chinese take out, OH GOD OH GOD, just found a local Korean Restaraunt that has the best god damn Bulgogi. Beef, Chicken, Eel, whatever. Cheap as hell and they give you a shit ton plus a ton of rice.

Normal: I struggle with eating. I can't really eat in front of others, and I've always struggled with being underweight, body dysmorphia, and having an eating disorder. I usually make my own salads out of head lettuce, celery, raw onion, and then Walden Farm No Calorie Dressing. I note everything, and attempt to burn off whatever I eat, disregarding BMR.

I honestly think if I lived in Cali, I would be approved of medical marijuana just for anorexia. Only reason I can eat food when I'm drunk or stoned is because my inhibitions are lower.

Drunk munchies are much more sporadic and hurried. I try getting maximum flavor. Stoned munchies, I like simple, but tasty as fuck. Honestly, I could eat white rice all day while stoned, just as long as I had some Sriracha

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

Fucking cereal when you're high
Fucking Buffalo Wings when you're drunk
Fucking Taco Bell when you're drunk and high

[Psychotogen]

In my experience drunks like anything fried with cheese and hot sauce on it.
And ranch dressing.

[33% God]

Originally Posted by zanick

PANCHEROS

Pancheros here sucks. It's like some half Indian bitch who fills up a tortilla with 88 cents worth of rice and beans (which is 99% of the burrito space) and then charges you $6.99. And what kind of "Mexican" establishment doesn't offer some kind of hot sauces?

[constantinople]

freebirds world burrito
raising cane's
jimmy johns


^best eateries when stoned.

[southernsun]

Pizza

[rustyshackleford420]

Whatever I can get my hands on.

[Carbonbased]

[rustyshackleford420]

Originally Posted by Carbonbased

This is stoner gasoline

[( )]

Originally Posted by 33% God

Pancheros here sucks. It's like some half Indian bitch who fills up a tortilla with 88 cents worth of rice and beans (which is 99% of the burrito space) and then charges you $6.99. And what kind of "Mexican" establishment doesn't offer some kind of hot sauces?

The one by my place is about the same size and better than chipolte and also has Cholula and different bottles of Tabasco sauce to choose from.

Jimmy John's is the worst sub place and the the only reason to get it is because you're too lazy to move.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Last night I was all blown and I was eating these frozen cheeseburgers with the cheese inside, on white bread, with ketchup and cheese. God. Ended up eating a burger with 4 patties on it after a burger or two and it was so good I passed out instantly. Woke up with the gottta-shits.

and recently it's been gettin real jail..

[Michael Scott]

When I get drunk I like making Ghetto Nachos

Take some tortilla chips
Sprinkle shredded cheese over them
Microwave for like 10 seconds
Top with jalepenos
drizzle with jalepeno sauce
Enjoy

[THE BULK HULK]

Originally Posted by Michael Scott

When I get drunk I like making Ghetto Nachos

Take some tortilla chips
Sprinkle shredded cheese over them
Microwave for like 10 seconds
Top with jalepenos
drizzle with jalepeno sauce
Enjoy

WHen you're drunk / stoned mexican food is great.

Ever tried tacos instead of nachos?

With spicy tomato souce?

With a beer maybe?

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

peanut butter and jelly fajitas

[STD]

Kebabs.
/thread.

[CitizenUzi]

^ Mmm. Fucking Gyros too. Mini hot dogs w/everything. Good sushi or hibachi food.

I still haven't tried a jail 'soup/burrito' fucked up.
Ramen, EZ/Squeeze cheese (substitute with cheese puffs or nachos if needed), slim jims (substitute: tuna, any cheap but salty shit).
Cut slim jims into ramen and fill with (generally) just enough water to make them, without making significant excess broth. Dump the squeeze on and stir. With nachos or puffs, they can be added prior too... but I would dump them in and stir after (when EZ cheese wasn't available).

You can also make a sort of tortilla out of wet flattened chips to wrap it with. Key note, most people didn't use the whole bag of ramen because it already is about as salty as a deer lick.

[tomjonesa22]

Drunk anything from wawa Caz u have to be fucked up to eat that garbage. Stoned coffee with a lil extra sugar.

[jator]

I like a burrito: carne asada, guac, cheese, french fries. Fuckin delicious. Some good salsa to go on it and you're in heaven.

[mafiabro]

I only eat the greasy/salty snack foods when im stoned. If im drinking ill eat something 'dry' like a sandwich or even hotdogs and shit.